footballers with stuff or locations

[big eejit]

Bobby Moore with a cheap whore.

<see you all in hell>

 

[DRINK?]

Ashley Cole with a bowl

George best wearing his Vest

Pele and his belly

david James peeping through window panes

Ralphy Milne in a Kiln

Jan Molby listening to Dolby

Gareth Barry with his mate Harry


...this thread could run forever

 

[mosquito]

Joe Frazier in his blazer

Barry MaGuigan with a wig on

Alex Higgins with a shovel diggin'

Ray Reardon with fake hair on

Jarzinho stuck in limbo

Bob Paisley wearing grey sleeves

Leister Piggot keeping wicket

Ian Botham dancin' around a totem

Zola Bud wearing studs

 

[Biffo]

Ray Clemence with a sixpence
Emlyn Hughes with lovely views
Phil Neal in a spare wheel
Tommy Smith with a quiff
Steve Heighway singing My Way
Salif Diao in a big dead cow
Steven Gerrard in his back yard
Daniel Agger with a blagger
Harry Kewell with a jewell

This is fucking stupid.....

Peter Crouch in a couch
Robbie Fowler with a howler
John Arne Riise in Pisa

Must stop.......

David Moyes with 3 young boys

 

[tangerinedream]

...this thread could run forever

Hell yeah

Gary Neville with the Devil
Phil Neville with a sandwhich maker made by Breville.

 

[tangerinedream]

Tommy Lawton and Arthur Wharton in South Morton with Joe Orton
Tom Finney lost in a spinney

 

[big eejit]

Kevin Sheedy with the needy.

 

[tangerinedream]

Steve Blatherwick cures the sick

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Alan Marriot with a lariat.
Nicky Eaden gone to Sweden.
Lee Beevers with some reivers.
Ade Moses making poses.
Paul Mayo dancing to Tayo.
Ryan Amoo on the loo.
Scott Kerr wearing fur.
Lee Frecklington watching Everton.
Jeff Hughes reading the news.
Mark Stallard with a mallard.
Jamie Forrester with a chorister (nicked from above).

Our whole team from Saturday. Had to stretch it a little bit.

 

[maverick28]

Lloyd Owusu in a lasso
Deon Burton with a skirt on

Peter Crouch on the couch
Perry Groves is cooking on stoves
Paul Davis is shagging Mavis
Ian Wright is full of shite
and Gary Breen the sex machine

 

[Biffo]

Peter Crouch on the couch

In = far funnier imo (see above)

 

[tangerinedream]

Ade Moses making poses.

He's in my all time team now

Remi moses stands and hoses

 

[big eejit]

Jermaine Jenas with a rat's anus.

 

[JTG]

Devon White climbing a floodlight

Could have had 'tall as a floodlight'

Would have been (almost) true

Brooono!

 

[tangerinedream]

Tony Ellis erecting a trellis

 

[tangerinedream]

Tony Cottee in a potty

 

[maverick28]

In = far funnier imo (see above)

lol, thats good m8

 

[oryx]

David Beckham - lives in Peckham

 

[Dead Cat Bounce]

Nigel Spackman playing Pacman.

 

[Numbers]

Paolo Maldini - lookin' to swap for his own Panini

Carlos Cudicini - eating Fettuccine

Mike Tyson - biting a Byson

George Foreman - working as a doorman

Joe Calzaghe - coming down off an e


brilliant thread.

 

[Balbi]

Christian Vieri in the dairy

Paul Scholes playing bowls.

 

[Numbers]

Christian Ronaldo on an ASBO

Wayne Rooney drinking with DJ Spooney

Henrik Larsson charged with arson

Kenny Miller mixing filler

 

[Biffo]

Didier Drogba on a day trip to Bognor
Cameron Jerome at home
Dirk Kuyt in with a shout
Andy Johnson playing with a Ronson
Louis Saha with Aha
Shola Ameobi driving a Bentley
Jermaine Defoe with some dough
Craig Bellamy eating cellery
Steed Malbranque robbing a bank

 

[AverageJoe]

Aki Rihiilati at a party

Papa Bouba Diop in a corner shop

Jan Venegoor of Hesselink washing his testicles in a sink

*awaits 2007 poet laureate award*

 

[NoCoolNickname]

Carlo Nash has a rash.

 

[NoCoolNickname]

Neil Mellor with a fella

 

[NoCoolNickname]

Jason Jarret with a carrot. Kelvin Wilson near a hill, son.

 

[tangerinedream]

Shaun Barker with a Faun Parker

 

[JTG]

Moussa Dagnogo and Junior Agogo going to Togo on a pogo (stick)

 

[Diamond]

Sol Campbell exposing a political scandal

Gus Ceasar, with his wife, trying to please her