Footballers whose surnames are foods

[Paul Russell]

Marc Overmarsbar

That's three chocolate-related ones now. Maybe there could be a chocolate 11 vs the rest of food 11

 

[DotCommunist]

John Branes Faggots

 

[Athos]

Paulo Lambchop

 

[ontheballbiy]

paddy pizza

 

[Athos]

Eggwin Van Der Sar

 

[starfish]

Tony Woodcock

 

[the button]

Paulo Wan-chop

 

[Athos]

Robbie Cabbage

 

[the button]

Paulo Lambchop

 

[ontheballbiy]

roy bean

 

[tangerinedream]

Nicky Banger(s) and Mash

 

[Athos]

Terry Vegetables

 

[paulhackett]

(Stanley) Matthews Turkey Twizzlers

David Seamen

 

[starfish]

Emmanuel Petit Pois

 

[DotCommunist]

Diego Maradona Kebabs

 

[starfish]

Marc-Antoine Fortune Cookie

 

[skyscraper101]

Christiano Ronaldo McDonaldo

 

[Sesquipedalian]

Billy The Fish. (Viz.)

 

[pinched_nerve]

Rio Ferdi-Nando's

 

[pinched_nerve]

Kit-kat Symons

 

[skyscraper101]

David Semen

 

[the button]

Peter Stilton.

 

[pinched_nerve]

Michael Pork-Chopra

 

[the button]

Peter Stilton.

... and his rival for the England jersey, Ray Clementine.

 

[starfish]

Danny McGrain

 

[skyscraper101]

Wayne Fridge

 

[Paul Russell]

Manager: Terry Vegetables. [edit: beaten to it]

I can only get shit ones:

Seamus Coleman's Mustard

Robbie Fowl-er

Ledley King-Sized Mars Bar

Sol Campbell's Soup

 

[pinched_nerve]

Sean Dundee




...cake

 

[tangerinedream]

Chris Waffle

 

[skyscraper101]

Des Walkers Crisps