Football trivia doing my head in!

[Brixton Hatter]

I knew that one actually - apart from the S London element. Did a Wiki search on him anyway though and it reckons he played in 6 local derbies. Not sure what the other one was.

potteries probably....he played for stoke IIRC

 

[JTG]

I knew that one actually - apart from the S London element. Did a Wiki search on him anyway though and it reckons he played in 6 local derbies. Not sure what the other one was.

Who's the only player to score in the Manchester, Merseyside and Glasgow derbies

Kanchelskis?

 

[Biffo]

same question but this time involving the derbies of Merseyside, Glasgow, Birmingham and Bristol

That's hard. Did the Bristol connection come at the beginning or the end of his career? Are we talking Bristol City in the 70s maybe?

G'arn. Give us a clue.

 

[Biffo]

Kanchelskis?

Aye. Good shout.

 

[JTG]

That's hard. Did the Bristol connection come at the beginning or the end of his career? Are we talking Bristol City in the 70s maybe?

G'arn. Give us a clue.

No we're not talking bristol bastard cunting c*ty

 

[Biffo]

No we're not talking bristol bastard cunting c*ty

Ok so he played against bristol bastard cunting City then ....for the Mighty Rs.
Hmmmmm.....

 

[JTG]

he made one of his club debuts in an Old Firm match...

 

[Brixton Hatter]

that's stumped me too. thinking cap...

 

[Biffo]

Mark Walters!

Didn't know he played for Rovers at the end.

Good question that.

 

[JTG]

Yep, Wally it was. Was about to give a clue that his middle name is kind of ironic given one of the teams he played for.

Scored in the Bristol derby of April 2000 when the good guys vanquished the forces of evil 2-0.

 

[Biffo]

My favourite football trivia question is:

Who came on for Gazza in the 1991 FA Cup final?

 

[i_hate_beckham]

Statto! Statto!

 

[JTG]

What's taken to the Cup final every year and never used?

 

[JTG]

My favourite football trivia question is:

Who came on for Gazza in the 1991 FA Cup final?

dunno. Steve Sedgley?

 

[Biffo]

dunno. Steve Sedgley?

Nah. The actual answer is Nayim but no-one will know that unless they are a Spurs fan or, indeed, Statto.

Ask this question in a pub and when you have had enough of random Spurs players' names (including Nayim - which was probably a random guess) you piss everyone off by announcing:

St Johns Ambulance

Then run away.

 

[Biffo]

What's taken to the Cup final every year and never used?

Heroin?

 

[JTG]

Nah. The actual answer is Nayim but no-one will know that unless they are a Spurs fan or, indeed, Statto.

Ask this question in a pub and when you have had enough of random Spurs players' names (including Nayim - which was probably a random guess) you piss everyone off by announcing:

St Johns Ambulance

Then run away.

 

[JTG]

Heroin?

The real answer is the ribbons in the losing side's colours

The funny answer a few years ago was Alan Shearer

 

[Biffo]

The real answer is the ribbons in the losing side's colours

The funny answer a few years ago was Alan Shearer

 

[Biffo]

Roll up roll up. New question:

Name three Liverpool players to win the English Premier League.

 

[JTG]

Paul Ince

 

[Biffo]

Yes. 2 more. Tough one this.

 

[JTG]

bastard, I have to go out for the day (Millwall away innit) in a minute and you've given me this!

 

[JTG]

Kenny Dalglish!

 

[Biffo]

Kenny Dalglish!

Well done. I got that one last. I went for Garry McAlister but Leeds won Div 1 not the Prem.

I'll give you a clue - the last one was a loanee who scored v Everton.

 

[JTG]

Anelka

and on that bombshell I'm off to London

 

[Biffo]

Nice one. Enjoy the game