Football cliches

Discussion in 'football' started by editor, Apr 24, 2008.

  1. SpookyFrank

    SpookyFrank Ridin' a Stutz Bearcat, Jim

    I'm getting increasingly fed up with "That would have been a magnificent goal!"

    Translation: he hit it really hard/from a long way away/with a ridiculous bicycle kick (delete as appropriate) but it was straight at the keeper/forty feet over the bar/he didn't actually have the ball at the time :rolleyes:
     
  2. Artie Fufkin

    Artie Fufkin Polymer Records

    that was 'straight out of the top drawer' :D
     
  3. Relahni

    Relahni New Member

    It's not the Liverpool way.
     
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  4. T & P

    T & P |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

    'He'll be disappointed with that'.
     
  5. SpookyFrank

    SpookyFrank Ridin' a Stutz Bearcat, Jim

    I like that one :)
     
  6. Artie Fufkin

    Artie Fufkin Polymer Records

    also 'Couldn't hit a cow's backside with a banjo’ and 'bottle' (best example of this is Tim Flower's rant at Blackburn) :)
     
  7. corporate whore

    corporate whore oh, thought you were dead

    "And he wins a corner.."
    "Yes Clive and just before the break - this would be a great time to score.."

    FUCK OFF :mad:

    When isn't?

    Insert Riise joke here -------> | |
     
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  8. isvicthere?

    isvicthere? a.k.a. floppybollocks

    A recent one that really annoys me: "Lionel Messi's Argentina", "Cristiano Ronaldo's Portugal". :mad:
     
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