pigtails
putting the tit in titilate
I'm not that bad - thankfully, since I used to work in a dairy. You could smell the place half a mile away on a hot day, and I threw the old clothes I used to wear under my overalls out when I finished there, because no matter how much I washed them they still smelled of sour milk!
People there used to swig from the bottles that came down the lines below-level or leaking. I just used to keep a bottle of water in my pocket...
just reading that made me retch!

