Food In Cupboards

[Orang Utan]

if you're not already shagging nigel slater, can you? i just get a feeling you and he would gel

I'd be very fat if I was

 

[tarannau]

I think you should stick to Slater as a penfriend Clyde - he's disappointingly wet on screen. He can courier food parcels over to you though.

 

[Orang Utan]

I think you should stick to Slater as a penfriend Clyde - he's disappointingly wet on screen. He can courier food parcels over to you though.

I saw him on some foodie chat show he did for the Beeb - he doesn't have a good TV personality and his voice is quite off-putting

 

[DotCommunist]

All my food is kept in the truck, waiting for the impending revolution

Sorry brother, anyone connected with the financial world will disappear during the revolution.

 

[Stig]

bottom shelf is cans and potatoes and chocolate and a blank spot where i can't remember what's there... will have to look when I get home as it's bugging me now.

middle shelf is pasta and rice and loads of jars of different pulses and cartons of passata

top shelf is industrial tubs of marigold bullion and jars of pesto and sundried tomato paste, jars of bamboo shoots in sesame oil, jars of smoked garlic mayonnaise, lots of jars of different kinds of nuts and seeds.

That's about it I think...

 

[Epico]

I live in a shared house where I don't have enough room for 'a systematical approach' for my food storage. It's all banged in wherever it'll fit (fnarr).

 

[geminisnake]

I alternate between squalor and obsessive tin hoarding / organising.
I even bought a larder for my tent :-

WTF!!! That's not camping. You've got electricity in there for a toaster and a kettle!!

Our cupboards:
One has cereal, bread, spreads, crackers and stuff in it.
Opposite wall has tins, packets, stock cubes, etc
Drinks cupboard: one side cuppy stuff(including biscuits). t'other side alcohol bottom shelf juices top shelf.
Veg gets kept in a cloth bag.

 

[sojourner]

I saw him on some foodie chat show he did for the Beeb - he doesn't have a good TV personality and his voice is quite off-putting

kinell

listen to you two slagging nige! bitches

 

[sojourner]

I'd be very fat if I was

sorry, but i just got hot thinking about you and nigel in the kitchen


cooking

 

[Orang Utan]

He's my favourite food writer - I wasn't slagging him

 

[tarannau]

kinell

listen to you two slagging nige! bitches

Great writer, but I'd have to get a bag for his head and a vocoder if he was going to spend a lot of time cooking for me.

Prefer to leave the memory of his passionate, inspiring words on cooking intact, not see his strangely simpering frame in the flesh.

 

[gentlegreen]

WTF!!! That's not camping. You've got electricity in there for a toaster and a kettle!!

Not enough current to run both at the same time though - that's a special 1KW kettle.
Did you notice the fridge too ?
The weather was so bad I had to pop into Currys in Penzance for a microwave later.

 

[sojourner]

He's my favourite food writer - I wasn't slagging him

great series that

did you see the one with sue johnston?

 

[Orang Utan]

great series that

did you see the one with sue johnston?

No, I thought it was a terrible format for a TV show!

 

[sojourner]

Great writer, but I'd have to get a bag for his head and a vocoder if he was going to spend a lot of time cooking for me.

Prefer to leave the memory of his passionate, inspiring words on cooking intact, not see his strangely simpering frame in the flesh.

he doesn't simper THAT much!!

i love nigel. you are not real urbans if you don't love nige

 

[sojourner]

No, I thought it was a terrible format for a TV show!

why?

 

[Orang Utan]

why?

I'm not really interested in what actors like to eat and their showbiz anecdotes and I don't think Slater looks at home as a chat show host

 

[sojourner]

I'm not really interested in what actors like to eat and their showbiz anecdotes and I don't think Slater looks at home as a chat show host

fair enough

you've converted me actually

 

[sheothebudworths]

I'm pretty anal, same as Tanky....

 

[Orang Utan]

I'm pretty anal, same as Tanky....

This is about cupboards, not nocturnal habits

 

[sheothebudworths]

Hey!

Less of the fucking smut, Clyde!

 

[Orang Utan]

You're the one preaching the merits of anal sex!

 

[geminisnake]

Did you notice the fridge too ?

Is that what is under the kettle?? I did wonder what it was. What's wrong with an icebox??

Was all this equipment cheaper than going to a B&B??
Do you have a 4 poster bed in the other bit??

 

[gentlegreen]

Is that what is under the kettle?? I did wonder what it was. What's wrong with an icebox??

Was all this equipment cheaper than going to a B&B??
Do you have a 4 poster bed in the other bit??

Nought wrong with a bit of comfort ;-)

The bedroom courtesy of Ikea :-

Close up of the electrics :-

 

[geminisnake]

How come your tent looks tidier than your house??

 

[tarannau]

Someone had to say that gemini. I'd be staying in the tent if i was him. Uncluttered luxury

 

[gentlegreen]

That's largely what it's about.

The other thing is that since I have a large car all to myself, I might as well fill it....

 

[Mogden]

Give Samaritans a call... they'll help, I promise

Food, cooking, baking is what I adore and what I'm good at so I kinda am obsessive about it.

 

[mentalchik]

Don't have that much stuff in the cupboards to worry about it tbh !