Food for girls

[perplexis]

Is cress fattening?

Fuck yeah. It's even worse than celery

 

[Mrs Miggins]

My friend who thinks balsamic vinegar is fattening probably thinks cress is fattening

 

[Orang Utan]

Scallops

I had some of those yesterday and was still hungry, so I went out and bought some pork medallions that looked a little bit like scallops

 

[Xanadu]

food for girls...

firky's sex wee...

 

[Firky]

and all the other items listed,



Have you been looking in my fridge?

You keep chocolate in the fridge?

 

[WouldBe]

You keep chocolate in the fridge?

Yes. Specially in summer it stops it melting.

 

[upinsmoke]

Flake! i prefer yorkie, whoever said its only for the boys lied!

 

[WouldBe]

Flake! i prefer yorkie, whoever said its only for the boys lied!

A yorkie straight out of the fridge breaks your teeth.

 

[Strumpet]

Not if you suck it

 

[upinsmoke]

Or dip it in your coffee

 

[WouldBe]

Not if you suck it

There aren't enough hours in a day to slowly suck chocolate. Chocolate needs to be eaten fast so you can start on the next bit / bar.

 

[Strumpet]

NOoooooooooooooooooooooo.
Ok I know...you gobble it down and I'll stick to sucking it k?

 

[Firky]

*hanky*