It's a serious question? i mean at some point it would suck you off would it not? we should know how close you can get before getting sucked off right?
Is sucked off the right terminology? Anyway, the physicist on C4 News was explaining the spaghetti effect, or "spaghettification" as she called it, whereby the strength of the gravity would be so much greater on the end of your body closest to the event horizon than the other end that you'd be strung out into a line of molecules.

