Favourite schmaltzy songs

[Dr. Furface]

Beautiful - Christina Aquilera

 

[Fedayn]

Silver Words - Ken Boothe
Everything I own - Ken Boothe
These Hands - The Wakes
Loving Pauper - Slim Smith

 

[MightyAphrodite]

I sat in the other saturday night with a bottle of pinot grigo and my mariah carey album.

The evening didnt end well.

awww. i do that with my titanic soundtrack sometimes.

i do it with a few soundtracks

Beautiful - Christina Aquilera

James Blunt- Youre Beautiful

 

[pengaleng]

James Blunt- Youre Beautiful

are you looking for a fucking smack or what???

that's wayyyyyy overstepped the mark.

 

[MightyAphrodite]

are you looking for a fucking smack or what???

that's wayyyyyy overstepped the mark.

yeah

i know i know.

i also love that song he sings called 'same mistake'


im awfully sorry.

 

[pengaleng]

yeah

i know i know.

i also love that song he sings called 'same mistake'


im awfully sorry.

I hate james blunt, but I've met his drummer who is a hottie

 

[MightyAphrodite]

I hate james blunt, but I've met his drummer who is a hottie

but youre beautiful tp


o'rly @ the drummer


ive never had one of them

 

[pengaleng]

but youre beautiful tp


o'rly @ the drummer


ive never had one of them

I forget what his name is, he used to work at one of the banks in the city years ago and he came in to see the guys when I was temping

I asked him if james blunt really is as much of cunt as he makes out to be, he said no, but I think he was lying.

 

[MightyAphrodite]

I forget what his name is, he used to work at one of the banks in the city years ago and he came in to see the guys when I was temping

I asked him if james blunt really is as much of cunt as he makes out to be, he said no, but I think he was lying.

he probably was...


i wonder if drummers are as good fucks as guitar players?

like i said, i aint ever done a drummer.

im being stalked by someone who works at a Carphone Warehouse in Tamworth. maybe its a drummer.

 

[pengaleng]

im being stalked by someone who works at a Carphone Warehouse in Tamworth.

I really don't know what to make of that, theres a good joke in there somewhere

 

[MightyAphrodite]

I really don't know what to make of that, theres a good joke in there somewhere

there sure is.

im sure youll think of something.

itll come to you when you least expect it.

it may not be today.

but it'll come.

 

[MightyAphrodite]

but i am seriously being stalked by someone who works at a Carphone Warehouse in Tamworth!!!

totally. fuckin hell.

 

[pengaleng]

well there was the tamworth two, which were these pigs what escaped cus they didnt want to be bacon so they caught em and stuck em in some petting zoo.

 

[Apathy]

im into stuff like techno hip hop acid and funk

 

[billy_bob]

...and back to the quiz.

There's some faintly goyische definitions of schmaltz going on here but whatever. I'd submit for consideration:

Without You - Nilson

This Town Ain't Big Enough for Both of Us - Sparks

 

[themonkeyman]

Paul Wellar - You do something to me
Des'ree - Kissing You
Zero 7 - Destiny
Kings of Leon - Revelry


all great tunes for xxx

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

You're the best thing

 

[Geri]

The Power of Love. Some great lyrics in there.

(It's schmaltzy, btw. Sorry - it was bothering me).

Frankie goes to Hollywood or Jennifer Rush?

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

got to be frankie

 

[Fedayn]

You do something to me - Paul Weller
Time Passes - Paul Weller

 

[scifisam]

Frankie goes to Hollywood or Jennifer Rush?

Frankie, of course!