favourite Peep show quotes

[blairsh]

"equals pequals"

 

[BassJunkie]

It's a hand axe Mark, not a felling axe.

 

[neonwilderness]

 

[Spod]

"Plumbings just Lego innit? Water Lego" (Super Hans)

 

[blairsh]

Marks internal dialouge: "Good old Columbo. Just the one technique of course, but still, shts on Quincy"

 

[Jon-of-arc]

Mark "They could section you, for trying to section me!"
Jeremy "If you try and section me, Mark, you will have crossed a line, and I will section you so help me..."
Psychiatrist "Look guys, you've had your fun with the sectioning. There's gonna be no more sectioning today."

 

[MBV]

Mark's son is born:

There he is.
I've got a baby.
'Maybe I might be a good person from now on.
'That might be a good idea.
Yeah, lead a wholesome life 'and be a decent citizen and make the whole world OK, 'and, yeah, this is a biggy, this is definitely a biggy! 'Maybe my son can sort climate change.
'He might figure out cold fusion! 'Not as one of the main guys, that's unrealistic, 'but in an administrative capacity.
' Oh, my God.
You're a dad.
I know.
I know.
Wow.
Listen, this probably doesn't matter right now, but Hans called.
Oh? Oh? It's all sorted.
New boiler's up and running and there's minimal water damage.
He sent a photo.
Minimal water damage? Minimal water damage.
Here you go, here's your son.
'Oh, my God.
' My son.
Minimal water damage?

Credit: Read more: Peep Show (2003) s07e01 Episode Script | SS

 

[rubbershoes]

How can I buy some time?' 'Contract TB? But where from?' No badgers.

 

[rubbershoes]

God, I am dying for a piss.
It's like someone's inflating a balloon full of urine inside me, and not in a good way

 

[rubbershoes]

I'm having a good time! - So am I!

I mean, not, actually, but it's like I am!

 

[rowan]

Anyone know where Peep Show has gone? I've been watching it (for the first time!) on Catch-up then the last couple of weeks on Gold, they had series 6 episode 4 on at the weekend and now it's gone from all future listings and there's nothing on catch-up on All 4 or Gold?

 

[rubbershoes]

Anyone know where Peep Show has gone? I've been watching it (for the first time!) on Catch-up then the last couple of weeks on Gold, they had series 6 episode 4 on at the weekend and now it's gone from all future listings and there's nothing on catch-up on All 4 or Gold?

It's all on netflix, if you have that

 

[rowan]

It's all on netflix, if you have that

No I don't.

 

[Elpenor]

Mark being asked to be best man by Super Hans is my favourite bit of the final series, the non verbal communication by Super Hans is superb

 

[Olly7]

Fuck! Aah! There's a dead beast in our bin, Jeremy!
The bin's for household waste, not beloved pets, et cetera!

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Martin Heidegger is my fav