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SpookyFrank
Don't swallow the cap
Han: How are we doing?
Luke: Same as always.
Han: That bad huh?
Luke: Same as always.
Han: That bad huh?
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Good choice - I love the way he says it as well!
Such a great script and so many great quotes. My favourite is probably
Dave Kujan: Do you believe in him, Verbal?
Verbal: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Woody: YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're an action figure! You are a child's play thing!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity
Mr. Potato Head: How come *you* don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser. It's... It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's wrong with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.
I love Toy Story!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity
Mr. Potato Head: How come *you* don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser. It's... It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's wrong with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.
I love Toy Story!
red rose
Fee-Ai-Esh-See-Oh
Ferris Bueller : The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
EDIT:Just realised this is a repost, but I dont care!
EDIT:Just realised this is a repost, but I dont care!
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Josey Wales: Dying aint much of a living boy
From the same film:
Lone Watie: All I have is a piece of hard rock candy. But it's not for eatin'. It's just for lookin' through.
From the same film:
Lone Watie: All I have is a piece of hard rock candy. But it's not for eatin'. It's just for lookin' through.
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Django: You can clean up the mess, but don't touch my coffin.
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
C.C. Baxter: [narrating] On November 1st, 1959, the population of New York City was 8,042,783. If you laid all these people end to end, figuring an average height of five feet six and a half inches, they would reach from Times Square to the outskirts of Karachi, Pakistan. I know facts like this because I work for an insurance company - Consolidated Life of New York. We're one of the top five companies in the country. Our home office has 31,259 employees, which is more than the entire population of uhh... Natchez, Mississippi. I work on the 19th floor. Ordinary Policy Department, Premium Accounting Division, Section W, desk number 861.
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
"You did it beautifully"
YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
"You did it beautifully"
Sergeant Howie: And what of the TRUE God? Whose glory, churches and monasteries have been built on these islands for generations past? Now sir, what of him?
Lord Summerisle: He's dead. Can't complain, had his chance and in modern parlance, blew it.
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
A very fine film
"Jesus God. Jesus no" and variations is one of my most oft used quotes
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
A repo man's life is always intense
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Boards don't hit back
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Alas… how terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise, Johnny?
What the fucking fuck?
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Richard said:
From Dead Man's Shoes
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
John Bender said:
From The Breakfast Club
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
To infinity and beyond
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
These are not the droids you are looking for...
Gingerman
Is a great bunch of lads.....
A great movie quote and stangely moving as well
AverageJoe
...
I fucking love that film (Grosse Point Blank)
Others.
Yipeekayay motherfucker (Die Hard)
I shall carve his heart out with a spoon. 'Why a spoon' Cos it will hurt more! (Robin Hood - and also improvised)
Game ooooon! (Waynes World)
Never mess with a Sicilian when death is on the line! (The Princess Bride)
Step away from her you BITCH! (Aliens)
Nobody leaves baby in the corner (Dirty Dancing)
I'm pregnant. 'fuck off' (knocked up)
There can be only one (Highlander)
You either live for something, or die for nothing (John Rambo)
Take me to bed or lose me forever (Top Gun)
You want to be captain of this ship dont you. 'Well yes i do'. Well.....you cant (Serenity)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. (Gladiator)
A load from Lock Stock
Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
Winston: You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing, Willie.
Willie: We need fertilizer Winston.
Winston: Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer you could be a bit more subtle.
Willie: What do you mean?
Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie.
Dog: I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?
Tom: Well, he can afford to do the deal at the price we're selling. It's not worth him giving us any trouble cause he kows we'll be a pain in the arse.
Soap: I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid.
Tom: You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles.
Tom: It's a deal. It's a steal. It's sale of the fucking century! Actually, fuck it, Nick, I think I'll keep it. (I actually used this once in a meeting with a client, and got the deal
- thats not part of the quote!)Bacon: We've hit the jackpot, lads! We've got God-knows-how-much of this stinking weed, a shitload of cash... and a traffic warden.
Tom: What?
[Bacon holds up an unconscious man]
Tom: Jesus, Ed, we've got a traffic warden!
Bacon: I think he's still alive - he's got claret coming out of him somewhere. What did they want with a traffic warden?
Eddie: I don't know, but I don't think we need him! Knock him out and dump him at the lights!
Bacon: Knock him out? What'd ya mean, knock him out? Knock him out with what?
Eddie: I don't know! Use your imagination!
[Bacon punches the Traffic Warden, who moans in pain]
Tom: Don't touch him up! Knock him out!
Bacon: I'll knock you out in a minute! Look, you want to knock him out? *You* knock him out.
Eddie: I fucking hate traffic wardens.
[after a pause, Tom and Eddie jump into the back of the van with Bacon; all three proceed to batter the Traffic Warden senseless]
And a few from From Dusk Til Dawn
All right, vampire killers... let's kill some fucking vampires
Kate: Are you okay?
Seth: Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.
Seth: So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God?
Jacob: I'm a mean, mhm mhm servant of God.
Seth Gecko: Now I'm gonna ask you one question, and all I want is a yes or no answer: Do you wanna live through this?
And finally - a *fuckload* from Dogma, surely Kevin Smith, Quentin Tarantino and like it or loath it Guy Ritchie have the most quotable films evah?
Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.
Bethany: Then - I don't mean to sound ungrateful - but what are you doing hanging around?
Jay: We're here to pick up chicks.
Bethany: Excuse me?
Jay: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?
Silent Bob: No ticket.
Metatron: Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that one out.
Loki: Church laws are fallible because they're created by man.
Bethany: You were martyred?
Rufus: That's one way of putting it. Another way of putting it would be to say that I was bludgeoned to death by huge fucking rocks.
Bethany: Wait a minute. Christ. You know Christ?
Rufus: Knew him? Shit, nigga owes me 12 bucks!
Rufus: You are the great great great GREAT great grand-niece of Jesus Christ.
Jay: So that would make Bethany... part black?
Bethany: I think God is dead.
Liz: The sign of a true Catholic.
Rufus: White folks only want to hear the good shit: life eternal, a place in God's Heaven. But as soon as they hear they're getting this good shit from a black Jesus, they freak. And that, my friends, is called hypocrisy. A black man can steal your stereo, but he can't be your Savior.
Bethany: Jesus didn't have any brothers or sisters. Mary was a virgin.
Rufus: Mary gave birth to CHRIST without having known a man's touch, that's true. But she did have a husband. And do you really think he'd have stayed married to her all those years if he wasn't getting laid? The nature of God and the Virgin Mary, those are leaps of faith. But to believe a married couple never got down? Well, that's just plain gullibility.
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
I fucked Jackie. Dirty cow. During what we were doing, she tried to stick her finger up my bum. I nearly hit the roof, you can imagine. I mean, what have you got to think of a woman who'd want to do that?
I am going to have to turn this opportunity down.
Don: No, you are going to have to turn this opportunity yes!
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Don: Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?
[He gut-punches Gal]
Don: What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fuck off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fuck off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're fucking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?
Gal: No!
Don: Yes!
Gal: No!
Don: Yes!
Gal: No!
Don: Fat cunt!
Gal: No, No, No!
Don: Yes, Yes, Yes!
I gotta change my shirt, it's sticking to me. I'm sweating like a cunt.
Teddy Bass: Where there's a will - and there is a fucking will - there's a way - and there is a fucking way
Don: You're the problem! You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you!
Don: Not this time, Gal. Not this time. Not this fucking time. No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No! Not this fucking time! No fucking way! No fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way! You've made me look a right cunt!
I am going to have to turn this opportunity down.
Don: No, you are going to have to turn this opportunity yes!
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Don: Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?
[He gut-punches Gal]
Don: What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fuck off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fuck off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're fucking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?
Gal: No!
Don: Yes!
Gal: No!
Don: Yes!
Gal: No!
Don: Fat cunt!
Gal: No, No, No!
Don: Yes, Yes, Yes!
I gotta change my shirt, it's sticking to me. I'm sweating like a cunt.
Teddy Bass: Where there's a will - and there is a fucking will - there's a way - and there is a fucking way
Don: You're the problem! You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you!
Don: Not this time, Gal. Not this time. Not this fucking time. No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No! Not this fucking time! No fucking way! No fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way! You've made me look a right cunt!
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