Fat Cat

[Yelkcub]

Oh poo. They could adopt I suppose

They'd have a lavish wedding, I'm sure I can see Murph in a proper top hat and tails affair

 

[Firky]

Aawwwrrr Rachel is gorgeous, massiff pawses

 

[Firky]

Oh poo. They could adopt I suppose

They'd have a lavish wedding, I'm sure I can see Murph in a proper top hat and tails affair

You could bake the pilchard wedding cake

 

[story]

Bad man a fat cat, bad man a top cat, but bad man nuh bowcat! me nah tek back no chat! You cat too fat to catch rat! Him too chubby to attack! You feed him too much snack! When you cat a lie pon him back, you try roll him over but him nah like dat, you give him big belly a pat, him seh what?

Excellent work, Herbsman.

That Murphy is one happy chap, eh.

 

[mrs quoad]

You could bake the pilchard wedding cake

I think you've coined a euphemism.

"What did you do last night?"

"Me an the missus stayed in an watched Baywatch, then had an early night an baked the pilchard wedding cake til my baws swelled up like footbaws, aye"