fashion tips

[Masseuse]

whooooo hooooooo

I'll bring my best cardi

Tell foo to bring her cardie this weekend and we may have a plan coming together baby!!!!!!!!

 

[milesy]

this weekend? i thought it was next weekend?

 

[Tank Girl]

it's every weekend, milesy

 

[milesy]

is it? oh well. you go ahead. go out with them two slappers. i'll just stay at home and watch telly.










<phones jade and mutya>

 

[MysteryGuest]

While you're off sticking fivers down some bird's thong

milesy sticks 50p's down their thongs.

 

[Masseuse]

is it? oh well. you go ahead. go out with them two slappers. i'll just stay at home and watch telly.










<phones jade and mutya>

Yaaaaaay!

Cardies ahoy!

It will be so.

 

[milesy]

milesy sticks 50p's down their thongs.

yes i do. but they don't know that the 50p's are attached to elastic and come flying back out of their thongs into my pocket

the 50p's are starting to smell a bit rank

 

[MysteryGuest]

the 50p's are starting to smell a bit rank

Nobody's asking you to smell them.

 

[milesy]

rory made me

 

[milesy]

anyone got any more fashion tips before i bin this thread?

 

[Tank Girl]

the 50p's are starting to smell a bit rank

maybe you should go for classier exotic dancers, ones that wash.

I'm gonna have to wash my cardi when I get in

 

[Tank Girl]

fashion tips?

no

oh, blue and green should never be seen, except with a colour in between - apparantly.

 

[pootle]

anyone got any more fashion tips before i bin this thread?

Yes. Nike Shox TL3's are the nang-est trainers about atm. I'm especially loving the TL3-21's which are a lovely pink colour.

 

[milesy]

i'm sorry pootle but i'm going to have to ban you from this thread, from urban, and from the internet. nike shox ming bigtime.

<shakes head>

 

[milesy]

fashion tips?

no

oh, blue and green should never be seen, except with a colour in between - apparantly.

what if that colour is mustard?

 

[pootle]

i'm sorry pootle but i'm going to have to ban you from this thread, from urban, and from the internet. nike shox ming bigtime.

<shakes head>

Noooo! Nike Air Shox rule! And are the comfiest trainer to boot too.

Looks like I've let myself down again, and more importantly urban. For shame.

I'm presently wearing Nike Max 95's (in red). Do I win myself any sort of reprieve?

 

[milesy]

yes you do. 95's, no matter how ubiquitous (sp?) still look nang. except if done up too tight.

do they squeak?

 

[pootle]

do they squeak?

Yes...they are a little on the old and deflated side, much like myself

Right. Thanks for the reprieve. I'll try my best not to let you down

 

[milesy]

my fashion tip for today: if you plan to hang around on that big structure thingy in the middle of wandsworth roundabout for a couple of days and nights try wearing a superman or batman outfit to help bring attention to yourself.

 

[ICB]

In consideration of hygeine, laundry and sexual practices: dirty underwear, not to be confused with dutty underwear, unless you have issues about issues

 

[mentalchik]

I quite like the fact that 'ladylike' fashion e.g. pencil skirts, corsetry, fitted clothes etc etc and of course black (which never goes out anyway) is making a comeback......


hurrah to see the back of clothes that show your tummy !

 

[Tank Girl]

I love that look, in all the magazines it's so sexy, but I manage to end up looking like a frumpy old secretary

 

[mentalchik]

Know what you mean tanky (don't believe you'd ever look like a frumpy old secretary)......

hmmmm,a nice tight suit, white blouse, nerdy specs, hair pulled back.....

Thing is, its a a look that suits a lot more people and looks good on most, even 'curvier' girlies like myself !

 

[milesy]

i think people look rilly rilly rilly cool when they wear either a death row records orange boiler suit or a fiddy cent t-shirt that's made to look like a bullet proof vest :veryfuckingcoolindeed:

 

[Wolfie]

now I know you're taking the piss milesy!

I might have to ban you off your own thread!

 

[Tank Girl]

<sniggers>

 

[milesy]

haven't you got shopping to do?

when will it be cold enough for woolly bobble hats?

 

[Poi E]

Men in suits-clean your shoes you lazy scruffy bastards. Makes a £1000 Zegna look like a Next suit.

 

[pootle]

when will it be cold enough for woolly bobble hats?

In a few days...when my white pootle bobble hat arrives from my milliner.

 

[Masseuse]

Ladies - do not go shopping for clothes while premenstrual.

You will decide to "experiment".