fashion tips

[Wolfie]

spend loads, get everything.

yes!!!



my tip - set yourself some rules about styles and colours - eg this year I'm only going to wear black and white, or I'm not going to wear anything with a collar - anything really to narrow your options - and stick to it.
It makes shopping loads easier.

And buy outfits and/or always ask yourself "what have I already got that I can wear with this" - sounds simple but lots of people don't IME

 

[MysteryGuest]

<finds MysteryBook>

<burns it>

<shrugs coz he knows that the real mysterybook is out of the way, whatever Tanky or anybody else types on a bulletin board>

 

[Wolfie]

oh and if you lot don't start to behave on milesy's lovely thread I'll ban the lot of you

 

[veracity]

Or I could give the down below hairs a Keegan perm.

<now where's the small rollers and the curling tongs >

Ooh be careful with the curling tongs!

 

[Callie]

Buy things and when you take them home decide they look shite, wonderwhat you were thinking and put them in the wardrobe with the rest of your misfortunate purchases which will never see the light of day

 

[ICB]

Fashion tip:

There’s a brand new talk, but it’s not very clear
That people from good homes are talking this year

 

[SubZeroCat]

This week, I have been mostly wearing........lederhosen.

 

[rennie]

always wear black.

 

[DaveCinzano]

 

[milesy]

as much khaki and camo as you can find is my tip.

forget the smurfs idea.

unless you're adamski.

thanks for modding my thread, Wolfie

 

[DaveCinzano]

as much khaki and camo as you can find is my tip.

just don't let hollis hear you say that

 

[Relahni]

Sitting in cardboard boxes whilst eating your toast......

......is fashionable.....

 

[KeyboardJockey]

Ooh be careful with the curling tongs!

sod it I'll just settle to going to Mr Byrite (are they still going BTW?) and getting a new shirt.

 

[Tank Girl]

I'm getting old, I quite like that... not that I'd wear it!!

(milesy wouldn't let me to even if I did want to, he's awfully controlling )

 

[milesy]

milesy wouldn't let me

correct.

 

[DaveCinzano]

correct.

it's jane eyre all over again

 

[LDR]

Smelling of wee is the new black.

 

[milesy]

smelling of wee is a proven way to attract the ladies

 

[Masseuse]

smelling of wee is a proven way to attract the ladies

Just the pervy ones obviously.

When are you letting your missus visit me then control freak?

I have plans for her.

 

[pootle]

colourful and funky accessories are a cheap and fun way of jazzing up an otherwise dull or tired wardrobe.

Big, colourful beads are a great look for the ladies this season, and can totally liven up the dullest of outfits, innit.

Also, hats are the ultimate in "look at me" fashion statements, which is clearly a Good Thing.

 

[milesy]

Big, colourful beads are a great look for the ladies this season, and can totally liven up the dullest of outfits, innit.

yes they certainly are and yes they certainly can. best post of the thread so far, i reckon

 

[milesy]

When are you letting your missus visit me then control freak?

you can have her for an hour one saturday afternoon for tea in the nearby caff. i want her to stay where i can keep an eye on her!!

 

[Masseuse]

An hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We'll only be warming up by then.

 

[milesy]

yes. i know.

 

[Masseuse]

Hmmmph

 

[milesy]

okay. you can have her for a weekend <plans another trip to kings cross with rory>

 

[LDR]

smelling of wee is a proven way to attract the ladies

I find MysteryGuest starts sniffing round and that kinda put me off.

 

[MysteryGuest]

okay. you can have her for a weekend <plans another trip to kings cross with rory>

Behave on milesy's thread please.


<reports post>

 

[Tank Girl]

I have plans for her.

whooooo hooooooo

I'll bring my best cardi

 

[Masseuse]

okay. you can have her for a weekend <plans another trip to kings cross with rory>

Yippee!

We'll have a much better time than you two old tarts! While you're off sticking fivers down some bird's thong we'll, er, go to the zoo, or something.