Fantasy League 09/10

[butchersapron]

I've just absolutely hammered upsidedownwalrus/renegade dog - RIP mate.

 

[big eejit]

I think I'm well on the way to kicking Monkeygrinder's top-of-the-league arse in the head-to-head.

Who is Monkeygrinder?

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

i scored a hundred and fucking one points this week

still only 2 points ftw tho

 

[butchersapron]

I'm on 124 with Rooney and Brown and Zayette still to play.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

tevez is better than rooney no matter what tho

 

[ivebeenhigh]

taken a gamble on Fabregas and his hamstring lasting two games in a week and swapped him in at the expense of Lampard. i have also shown my faith in him by handing him teh captaincy.

expect me to be back on this thread in a weeks time cursing a Lampard hattrick and Cesc out for another 2-3 weeks.

48 points from one player

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

captain fantastic innit

 

[big eejit]

But not as fantastic as Rooney.

 

[big eejit]

So blown 4pts to bring in the Villa keeper, made Milner capt and they're now losing 1-2 to Wolves with an OG by Milner.

I read the other day that MON has never won a Premiership game in March. Should have paid attention to that fact!

 

[starfish]

Getting a bit drastic now. Sold Agbonlahor & another to bring in Rooney. Need the points, would be nice to get onto page 1 but he'll probably now break his leg.

 

[big eejit]

Bought Arteta - didn't play

Made Rooney capt - not playing

On other hand Lampard is on 25 points and may become my default capt in Rooney's absence.

 

[ivebeenhigh]

cocking drogba didnt play. nor arteta. nor shawcross. nor ohara. villa defenders.

ill be lucky to make 40 points this week.

 

[starfish]

Looks like i picked a good week to change my keepers around.
Double points for Lampard, nice.

 

[starfish]

Shouldve swapped my keepers again this week. Wouldve been on page 1 . Whoulda thunk it, 24 points from my 2 Burnley boys though

 

[big eejit]

Shouldve swapped my keepers again this week. Wouldve been on page 1 . Whoulda thunk it, 24 points from my 2 Burnley boys though

I've got Burnley's striker. They score 4 goals and the useless tit isn't involved in any of them.

 

[passenger]

well i got 73 points, wow up to a heady 42nd place, still could make the top

thirty pop pickers

 

[starfish]

Yaaaay. 2 games to go & i finally make it to 50th & onto the first page

 

[big eejit]

WEll it looks like The Horror has the head to head sewn up this season. Barring deduction of points due to financial irregularities I think TH is uncatchable with one game to go.

Can I pinch the final CL place tho? Currently in 5th.

1 The Horror 25 0 12 2323 75
2 The Monkeygrinders 22 3 12 1962 69
3 AFC Lazyllama 22 1 14 2015 67
4 Frengers Revenge 22 1 14 1995 67
5 Slugger's Slackers 22 0 15 2123 66
6 Wild Rose West 20 3 14 2102 63
7 !Go Stetsa! 19 4 14 2112 61
8 Real Roffey 20 1 16 2096 61
9 Yoj United 09 20 0 17 1674 60
10 Nazi Sex Tourists FC 19 2 16 1933 59
11 The Angry Pelicans 19 0 18 1751 57
12 ivebeenhigh 18 0 19 2032 54
13 Zolas Boys 18 0 19 1996 54
14 Melon Ball 17 1 19 2062 52
15 Brian Clough PLC 16 3 18 1900 51
16 Max Holz Players 15 2 20 1997 47
17 Lokomotiv Sned 13 1 23 1766 40
18 Bunch of Aunts 12 1 24 1656 37
19 Jammie Dodgers 11 1 25 1787 34
20 F.C Hayden Mullins 7 2 28 1482 23

 

[nicksonic]

what league's that?

 

[big eejit]

The U75 H2H:

http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/table.mc?id=40711

 

[Rollem]

last week!

 

[badlands]

Ok

I've done the double

You all owe me a tenner

Send it to PO Box 1307

ta very much

 

[nicksonic]

i was going to transfer in howard for hart but missed the deadline. if i'd done that i would've come second in my work league by one point

 

[Rollem]

oooh second place

all you who came third and below, you got beaten by a girl

 

[Lazy Llama]

How's this for close in the U75 Head-to-Head league:

 	Team  	                 W  	D  	L  	+       Pts
1  	The Horror  	        25  	0  	13  	2404  	75
2 	The Monkeygrinders 	23 	3 	12 	2018 	72
3  	AFC Lazyllama  	        23  	1  	14  	2089  	70
4 	Frengers Revenge 	23 	1 	14 	2088 	70

Third by one point!

 

[starfish]

oooh second place

all you who came third and below, you got beaten by a girl

Was disappointed you didnt win.