Eyes down - here's today's results:
Jarrow Roofing Boldon CA FC 1 - 0 Norton & Stockton Ancients FC
Chester-Le-Street Town FC 2 - 1 Billingham Synthonia FC
Winterton Rangers FC 1 - 0 Morpeth Town FC
Selby Town FC 4 - 0 Pickering Town FC
Marske United FC 1 - 1 Horden CW FC
Wakefield FC 1 - 1 West Auckland Town FC
Ashington FC 1 - 3 Newcastle Blue Star FC
Liversedge FC 2 - 0 Dunston Federation FC
Bridlington Town FC 1 - 2 Newcastle Benfield FC
Durham City FC 2 - 2 Silsden AFC FC
Spennymoor Town FC 3 - 2 Garforth Town FC
Shildon FC 5 - 4 Goole AFC
Brigg Town FC 4 - 0 South Shields FC
Tow Law Town FC 0 - 0 Billingham Town FC
Hall Road Rangers FC 1 - 0 Crook Town FC
Esh Winning FC 1 - 4 Harrogate Railway FC
Consett FC 4 - 0 Darlington Railway Athletic FC
Ossett Albion FC 0 - 1 Bradford (Park Avenue) FC
Cheadle Town FC 3 - 0 Ashton Town AFC
Chorley FC 2 - 0 Warrington Town FC
Atherton Collieries FC 3 - 1 Bacup Borough FC
Parkgate FC 2 - 1 Alsager Town FC
Clitheroe FC 3 - 2 St Helens Town FC
Colwyn Bay FC 2 - 2 Congleton Town FC
Maine Road FC 0 - 3 Skelmersdale United FC
Winsford United FC 1 - 3 Penrith Town FC
Radcliffe Borough FC 3 - 0 Lancaster City FC
Colne FC 1 - 3 Nantwich Town FC
Rossendale United FC 0 - 2 Dinnington Town FC
Flixton FC 1 - 0 Salford City FC
Cammell Laird FC 2 - 0 Sheffield FC
Bamber Bridge FC 2 - 0 Oldham Town FC
Stocksbridge Park Steels FC 3 - 2 Curzon Ashton FC
Leamington FC 1 - 0 Shifnal Town FC
Bromyard Town FC 1 - 4 Shepshed Dynamo FC
Retford United FC 1 - 2 Tipton Town FC
Rushall Olympic FC 3 - 0 Boldmere St Michaels FC
Pelsall Villa FC 1 - 6 Quorn FC
Glapwell FC 1 - 0 Stone Dominoes FC
Mickleover Sports FC 0 - 0 Long Eaton United FC
Bolehall Swifts FC 1 - 3 Alvechurch FC
Brierley Hill & Withymoor FC 1 - 0 Staveley MW FC
Sutton Coldfield Town FC 1 - 1 Romulus FC
Loughborough Dynamo FC 1 - 1 Market Drayton Town FC
New Mills FC 1 - 3 Atherstone Town FC
Rocester FC 1 - 0 Wellington FC
Southam United FC 0 - 2 Stratford Town FC
Stourbridge FC 2 - 1 Highgate United FC
Barwell FC 0 - 4 Biddulph Victoria FC
Chasetown FC 4 - 1 Oadby Town FC
South Normanton Athletic FC 1 - 1 Bedworth United FC
Teversal FC 0 - 0 Rainworth MW FC
Barnt Green Spartak FC 3 - 2 Willenhall Town FC
Carlton Town FC 2 - 1 Pilkington XXX FC
Meir KA FC 1 - 1 Gedling Town FC
Belper Town FC 3 - 3 Stourport Swifts FC
Malvern Town FC 5 - 0 Glossop North End FC
Deeping Rangers FC 0 - 0 Dereham Town FC
Diss Town FC 0 - 1 Kirkley & Pakefield FC
Ipswich Wanderers FC 1 - 10 Needham Market FC
Ely City FC 0 - 1 Boston Town FC
Yaxley FC 0 - 3 Soham Town Rangers FC
Spalding United FC 5 - 1 Norwich United FC
Blackstones FC 0 - 0 Grantham Town FC
Walsham Le Willows FC 0 - 0 Haverhill Rovers FC
Mildenhall Town FC 2 - 1 St Ives Town FC
Holbeach United FC 2 - 0 Newmarket Town FC
Debenham LC FC 2 - 0 Gorleston FC
Woodbridge Town FC 0 - 2 Wroxham FC
AFC Sudbury 2 - 3 Bury Town FC
Stanway Rovers FC 0 - 3 Saffron Walden Town FC
Wivenhoe Town FC 0 - 4 Concord Rangers FC
Tilbury FC 0 - 4 Great Wakering Rovers FC
Hillingdon Borough FC 0 - 0 Barking FC
Tring Athletic FC 4 - 4 Hertford Town FC
Enfield Town FC 2 - 1 AFC Hayes
Rothwell Town FC 2 - 1 Canvey Island FC
Dunstable Town FC 3 - 1 Wingate & Finchley FC
Aveley FC 2 - 1 Berkhamsted Town FC
Harwich & Parkeston FC 2 - 0 Ilford FC
Northwood FC 1 - 0 Uxbridge FC
Bedford FC 0 - 3 Broxbourne Borough V&E FC
Arlesey Town FC 0 - 1 Brentwood Town FC
Langford FC 0 - 0 Potters Bar Town FC
Waltham Forest FC 1 - 1 Wellingborough Town FC
Wembley FC 1 - 4 Ware FC
Leighton Town FC 3 - 1 FC Clacton
Maldon Town FC 5 - 0 Eton Manor FC
Stotfold FC 7 - 2 Potton United FC
Welwyn Garden City FC 1 - 1 Cockfosters FC
Oxhey Jets FC 1 - 4 Burnham Ramblers FC
Tiptree United FC 2 - 0 London APSA FC
Raunds Town FC 1 - 5 Edgware Town FC
Long Buckby FC 1 - 1 Barton Rovers FC
Witham Town FC 2 - 3 Waltham Abbey FC
Northampton Spencer FC 2 - 1 North Greenford United FC
Redbridge FC 1 - 2 Woodford United FC
Corinthian Casuals FC 1 - 2 Deal Town FC
Arundel FC 1 - 1 Molesey FC
Walton & Hersham FC 3 - 0 Hassocks FC
Burgess Hill Town FC 7 - 0 Banstead Athletic FC
Dartford FC 3 - 0 Leatherhead FC
Slade Green FC 1 - 6 Croydon FC
Ringmer FC 1 - 4 Chatham Town FC
Selsey FC 1 - 0 Lordswood FC
Sittingbourne FC 1 - 0 Chertsey Town FC
Camberley Town FC 0 - 0 Ash United FC
Metropolitan Police FC 0 - 1 Croydon Athletic FC
Eastbourne Town FC 2 - 1 Kingstonian FC
Colliers Wood United FC 7 - 6 Faversham Town FC
Redhill FC 0 - 1 Dover Athletic FC
Herne Bay FC 2 - 0 Guildford City FC
Dulwich Hamlet FC 2 - 0 Three Bridges FC
Horley Town FC 0 - 0 East Preston FC
Walton Casuals FC 1 - 3 Sevenoaks Town FC
Thamesmead Town FC 3 - 1 Whitstable Town FC
Erith Town FC 1 - 0 VCD Athletic FC
Littlehampton Town FC 3 - 2 Chipstead FC
Tooting & Mitcham United FC 1 - 2 Cray Wanderers FC
Crowborough Athletic FC 1 - 1 Hailsham Town FC
Hythe Town FC 2 - 1 Whyteleafe FC
Godalming Town FC 2 - 2 Worthing FC
Horsham YMCA FC 4 - 1 Chessington & Hook United FC
Slough Town FC 1 - 4 Fleet Town FC
Windsor & Eton FC 1 - 1 Marlow FC
Melksham Town FC 4 - 0 Bicester Town FC
Burnham FC 1 - 1 Brockenhurst FC
Christchurch FC 2 - 4 Didcot Town FC
Chalfont St Peter FC 1 - 0 Hamble ASSC FC
Winchester City FC 0 - 2 Moneyfields FC
Fareham Town FC 3 - 3 Sandhurst Town FC
Farnborough FC 0 - 2 Chesham United FC
Aylesbury United FC 4 - 2 Newport(IW) FC
Henley Town FC 3 - 2 Bemerton Heath Harlequins FC
Abingdon Town FC 1 - 2 AFC Totton
Downton FC 1 - 1 Abingdon United FC
Cove FC 1 - 6 Gosport Borough FC
Andover FC 3 - 4 Oxford City FC
North Leigh FC 1 - 1 VT FC
Corsham Town FC 2 - 1 Lymington Town FC
Kidlington FC 2 - 3 Thatcham Town FC
Slimbridge AFC WO Bitton AFC FC
Brislington FC 0 - 5 Wimborne Town FC
Dawlish Town FC 1 - 2 Bishop's Cleeve FC
Shepton Mallet AFC FC 0 - 2 Hallen FC
Shortwood United FC 2 - 1 Frome Town FC
Cinderford Town FC 3 - 2 Elmore FC
Paulton Rovers FC 1 - 1 St Blazey FC
Bridgwater Town FC 3 - 1 Minehead FC
Barnstaple Town FC 0 - 6 Truro City FC
Sherborne Town FC 3 - 2 Liskeard Athletic FC
Willand Rovers FC 2 - 3 Hamworthy United FC
Bodmin Town FC 4 - 0 Ilfracombe Town FC
Saltash United FC 2 - 3 Taunton Town FC
Welton Rovers FC 1 - 0 Odd Down FC
Starting at the very top - our doughty heroes from Jarrow Roofing Boldon CA march on with a hard fought 1-0 win over Norton & Stockton Ancients! Marvellous news as the roofers reach the first qualifying round.
Mixed fortunes on the railways as Harrogate Railway go through with an eye catching 4-1 win at the somewhat inappropriately named Esh Winning but Darlington Railway Athletic crash out to Consett.
Bradford (Park Avenue) are through, 1-0 victors at Ossett but fellow former league boys Glossop North End have to dream on for another year as do Sheffield FC and Corinthian Casuals, alas the Cup pays little respect to even the most venerable of football clubs.
In the midlands, Quorn FC did much for the cause of vegetarians everywhere with a stonking 6-1 away win over Pelsall Villa. Stone Dominoes should have stuck to pub games though after a tame exit at Glapwell. Special mention for Barnt Green Spartak, who not only triumphed over Willenhall but also possess a splendid name which had escaped me in my last analysis of the draw for this round. Over in East Anglia, Ipswich Wanderers took the prize for most spectacular exit of the round, a 10-1 home reverse against Needham Market enough to make anyone wince.
Down London way and sadly the Cup will not be staying in the immediate vicinity of the stadium this year as Wembley exit at home to Ware. One day lads, one day... The boys of the Metropolitan Police will have to stick to mounted duty on cup final day as well, they lost 1-0 at home to Croydon Athletic. Most impressive ding dong battle of the day is surely the 7-6 epic in which Colliers Wood eventually emerged triumphant over the beaten but decidedly unbowed Faversham. Great stuff, exactly what the cup's all about. London APSA's replay heroics of the previous round were all in vain sadly, going down 2-0 at Tiptree.
Way out west, Vase holders Truro are looking ominous, despatching Barnstaple 6-0 on their own turf and my parents local boys Hallen scored a satisfying victory at Shepton Mallet to keep them on course for glory.
Marvellous stuff
Jarrow Roofing Boldon CA FC 1 - 0 Norton & Stockton Ancients FC
Chester-Le-Street Town FC 2 - 1 Billingham Synthonia FC
Winterton Rangers FC 1 - 0 Morpeth Town FC
Selby Town FC 4 - 0 Pickering Town FC
Marske United FC 1 - 1 Horden CW FC
Wakefield FC 1 - 1 West Auckland Town FC
Ashington FC 1 - 3 Newcastle Blue Star FC
Liversedge FC 2 - 0 Dunston Federation FC
Bridlington Town FC 1 - 2 Newcastle Benfield FC
Durham City FC 2 - 2 Silsden AFC FC
Spennymoor Town FC 3 - 2 Garforth Town FC
Shildon FC 5 - 4 Goole AFC
Brigg Town FC 4 - 0 South Shields FC
Tow Law Town FC 0 - 0 Billingham Town FC
Hall Road Rangers FC 1 - 0 Crook Town FC
Esh Winning FC 1 - 4 Harrogate Railway FC
Consett FC 4 - 0 Darlington Railway Athletic FC
Ossett Albion FC 0 - 1 Bradford (Park Avenue) FC
Cheadle Town FC 3 - 0 Ashton Town AFC
Chorley FC 2 - 0 Warrington Town FC
Atherton Collieries FC 3 - 1 Bacup Borough FC
Parkgate FC 2 - 1 Alsager Town FC
Clitheroe FC 3 - 2 St Helens Town FC
Colwyn Bay FC 2 - 2 Congleton Town FC
Maine Road FC 0 - 3 Skelmersdale United FC
Winsford United FC 1 - 3 Penrith Town FC
Radcliffe Borough FC 3 - 0 Lancaster City FC
Colne FC 1 - 3 Nantwich Town FC
Rossendale United FC 0 - 2 Dinnington Town FC
Flixton FC 1 - 0 Salford City FC
Cammell Laird FC 2 - 0 Sheffield FC
Bamber Bridge FC 2 - 0 Oldham Town FC
Stocksbridge Park Steels FC 3 - 2 Curzon Ashton FC
Leamington FC 1 - 0 Shifnal Town FC
Bromyard Town FC 1 - 4 Shepshed Dynamo FC
Retford United FC 1 - 2 Tipton Town FC
Rushall Olympic FC 3 - 0 Boldmere St Michaels FC
Pelsall Villa FC 1 - 6 Quorn FC
Glapwell FC 1 - 0 Stone Dominoes FC
Mickleover Sports FC 0 - 0 Long Eaton United FC
Bolehall Swifts FC 1 - 3 Alvechurch FC
Brierley Hill & Withymoor FC 1 - 0 Staveley MW FC
Sutton Coldfield Town FC 1 - 1 Romulus FC
Loughborough Dynamo FC 1 - 1 Market Drayton Town FC
New Mills FC 1 - 3 Atherstone Town FC
Rocester FC 1 - 0 Wellington FC
Southam United FC 0 - 2 Stratford Town FC
Stourbridge FC 2 - 1 Highgate United FC
Barwell FC 0 - 4 Biddulph Victoria FC
Chasetown FC 4 - 1 Oadby Town FC
South Normanton Athletic FC 1 - 1 Bedworth United FC
Teversal FC 0 - 0 Rainworth MW FC
Barnt Green Spartak FC 3 - 2 Willenhall Town FC
Carlton Town FC 2 - 1 Pilkington XXX FC
Meir KA FC 1 - 1 Gedling Town FC
Belper Town FC 3 - 3 Stourport Swifts FC
Malvern Town FC 5 - 0 Glossop North End FC
Deeping Rangers FC 0 - 0 Dereham Town FC
Diss Town FC 0 - 1 Kirkley & Pakefield FC
Ipswich Wanderers FC 1 - 10 Needham Market FC
Ely City FC 0 - 1 Boston Town FC
Yaxley FC 0 - 3 Soham Town Rangers FC
Spalding United FC 5 - 1 Norwich United FC
Blackstones FC 0 - 0 Grantham Town FC
Walsham Le Willows FC 0 - 0 Haverhill Rovers FC
Mildenhall Town FC 2 - 1 St Ives Town FC
Holbeach United FC 2 - 0 Newmarket Town FC
Debenham LC FC 2 - 0 Gorleston FC
Woodbridge Town FC 0 - 2 Wroxham FC
AFC Sudbury 2 - 3 Bury Town FC
Stanway Rovers FC 0 - 3 Saffron Walden Town FC
Wivenhoe Town FC 0 - 4 Concord Rangers FC
Tilbury FC 0 - 4 Great Wakering Rovers FC
Hillingdon Borough FC 0 - 0 Barking FC
Tring Athletic FC 4 - 4 Hertford Town FC
Enfield Town FC 2 - 1 AFC Hayes
Rothwell Town FC 2 - 1 Canvey Island FC
Dunstable Town FC 3 - 1 Wingate & Finchley FC
Aveley FC 2 - 1 Berkhamsted Town FC
Harwich & Parkeston FC 2 - 0 Ilford FC
Northwood FC 1 - 0 Uxbridge FC
Bedford FC 0 - 3 Broxbourne Borough V&E FC
Arlesey Town FC 0 - 1 Brentwood Town FC
Langford FC 0 - 0 Potters Bar Town FC
Waltham Forest FC 1 - 1 Wellingborough Town FC
Wembley FC 1 - 4 Ware FC
Leighton Town FC 3 - 1 FC Clacton
Maldon Town FC 5 - 0 Eton Manor FC
Stotfold FC 7 - 2 Potton United FC
Welwyn Garden City FC 1 - 1 Cockfosters FC
Oxhey Jets FC 1 - 4 Burnham Ramblers FC
Tiptree United FC 2 - 0 London APSA FC
Raunds Town FC 1 - 5 Edgware Town FC
Long Buckby FC 1 - 1 Barton Rovers FC
Witham Town FC 2 - 3 Waltham Abbey FC
Northampton Spencer FC 2 - 1 North Greenford United FC
Redbridge FC 1 - 2 Woodford United FC
Corinthian Casuals FC 1 - 2 Deal Town FC
Arundel FC 1 - 1 Molesey FC
Walton & Hersham FC 3 - 0 Hassocks FC
Burgess Hill Town FC 7 - 0 Banstead Athletic FC
Dartford FC 3 - 0 Leatherhead FC
Slade Green FC 1 - 6 Croydon FC
Ringmer FC 1 - 4 Chatham Town FC
Selsey FC 1 - 0 Lordswood FC
Sittingbourne FC 1 - 0 Chertsey Town FC
Camberley Town FC 0 - 0 Ash United FC
Metropolitan Police FC 0 - 1 Croydon Athletic FC
Eastbourne Town FC 2 - 1 Kingstonian FC
Colliers Wood United FC 7 - 6 Faversham Town FC
Redhill FC 0 - 1 Dover Athletic FC
Herne Bay FC 2 - 0 Guildford City FC
Dulwich Hamlet FC 2 - 0 Three Bridges FC
Horley Town FC 0 - 0 East Preston FC
Walton Casuals FC 1 - 3 Sevenoaks Town FC
Thamesmead Town FC 3 - 1 Whitstable Town FC
Erith Town FC 1 - 0 VCD Athletic FC
Littlehampton Town FC 3 - 2 Chipstead FC
Tooting & Mitcham United FC 1 - 2 Cray Wanderers FC
Crowborough Athletic FC 1 - 1 Hailsham Town FC
Hythe Town FC 2 - 1 Whyteleafe FC
Godalming Town FC 2 - 2 Worthing FC
Horsham YMCA FC 4 - 1 Chessington & Hook United FC
Slough Town FC 1 - 4 Fleet Town FC
Windsor & Eton FC 1 - 1 Marlow FC
Melksham Town FC 4 - 0 Bicester Town FC
Burnham FC 1 - 1 Brockenhurst FC
Christchurch FC 2 - 4 Didcot Town FC
Chalfont St Peter FC 1 - 0 Hamble ASSC FC
Winchester City FC 0 - 2 Moneyfields FC
Fareham Town FC 3 - 3 Sandhurst Town FC
Farnborough FC 0 - 2 Chesham United FC
Aylesbury United FC 4 - 2 Newport(IW) FC
Henley Town FC 3 - 2 Bemerton Heath Harlequins FC
Abingdon Town FC 1 - 2 AFC Totton
Downton FC 1 - 1 Abingdon United FC
Cove FC 1 - 6 Gosport Borough FC
Andover FC 3 - 4 Oxford City FC
North Leigh FC 1 - 1 VT FC
Corsham Town FC 2 - 1 Lymington Town FC
Kidlington FC 2 - 3 Thatcham Town FC
Slimbridge AFC WO Bitton AFC FC
Brislington FC 0 - 5 Wimborne Town FC
Dawlish Town FC 1 - 2 Bishop's Cleeve FC
Shepton Mallet AFC FC 0 - 2 Hallen FC
Shortwood United FC 2 - 1 Frome Town FC
Cinderford Town FC 3 - 2 Elmore FC
Paulton Rovers FC 1 - 1 St Blazey FC
Bridgwater Town FC 3 - 1 Minehead FC
Barnstaple Town FC 0 - 6 Truro City FC
Sherborne Town FC 3 - 2 Liskeard Athletic FC
Willand Rovers FC 2 - 3 Hamworthy United FC
Bodmin Town FC 4 - 0 Ilfracombe Town FC
Saltash United FC 2 - 3 Taunton Town FC
Welton Rovers FC 1 - 0 Odd Down FC
Starting at the very top - our doughty heroes from Jarrow Roofing Boldon CA march on with a hard fought 1-0 win over Norton & Stockton Ancients! Marvellous news as the roofers reach the first qualifying round.
Mixed fortunes on the railways as Harrogate Railway go through with an eye catching 4-1 win at the somewhat inappropriately named Esh Winning but Darlington Railway Athletic crash out to Consett.
Bradford (Park Avenue) are through, 1-0 victors at Ossett but fellow former league boys Glossop North End have to dream on for another year as do Sheffield FC and Corinthian Casuals, alas the Cup pays little respect to even the most venerable of football clubs.
In the midlands, Quorn FC did much for the cause of vegetarians everywhere with a stonking 6-1 away win over Pelsall Villa. Stone Dominoes should have stuck to pub games though after a tame exit at Glapwell. Special mention for Barnt Green Spartak, who not only triumphed over Willenhall but also possess a splendid name which had escaped me in my last analysis of the draw for this round. Over in East Anglia, Ipswich Wanderers took the prize for most spectacular exit of the round, a 10-1 home reverse against Needham Market enough to make anyone wince.
Down London way and sadly the Cup will not be staying in the immediate vicinity of the stadium this year as Wembley exit at home to Ware. One day lads, one day... The boys of the Metropolitan Police will have to stick to mounted duty on cup final day as well, they lost 1-0 at home to Croydon Athletic. Most impressive ding dong battle of the day is surely the 7-6 epic in which Colliers Wood eventually emerged triumphant over the beaten but decidedly unbowed Faversham. Great stuff, exactly what the cup's all about. London APSA's replay heroics of the previous round were all in vain sadly, going down 2-0 at Tiptree.
Way out west, Vase holders Truro are looking ominous, despatching Barnstaple 6-0 on their own turf and my parents local boys Hallen scored a satisfying victory at Shepton Mallet to keep them on course for glory.
Marvellous stuff

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