Rollem
two kinds of wonderful
...this is going to be my unofficial birthday party!
(so do come along eh!?)
Presence as opposed to presents wins the day!
snap! although, i slightly disagere with the last sentence!

...this is going to be my unofficial birthday party!
(so do come along eh!?)
Presence as opposed to presents wins the day!

only the little oneThat and those Cambridge unsavoury types turning up to terrorise the dancefloor as well.
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Bah. C'mon out and leave the little un with a random relative. Just turn up for a quick chat with Auntie Myrtle, pop to the toilet and shin out of the window. Job's a good one.
What time's everyone arrriving then? Fancy a drink in Brix first?

Well, if some inconsiderate shitbags hadn't sent their own offspring off to deepest Tartanville then you'd have had some child labour as babysitter.
Shitbags, that's what they are. Poocarriers.
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