Everton top six finish thread

[sleaterkinney]

bumpity.

Second 4-0 thrashing in a row, back where they belong. See ye on wednesday.

 

[holteman]

thanks for the points

 

[Larry O'Hara]

thanks for the points

thank the ref--& the fact you play handball.

 

[maximilian ping]

4-0

blimey - more goals than we've scored in the last 3 seasons

 

[London_Calling]

It's relegation form again.

You lot need to be very careful indeed, imo.

 

[kakuma]

laughs at scousers

it's quite wierd watching big dave post as mis giggles for me cos i know miss giggles
it's like in ghost where the bloke possesses whoopi goldberg

 

[brixtonvilla]

thank the ref--& the fact you play handball.

Bit of a mystery how the ref missed that one... the other 3 all looked pretty legit, mind. How many did Everton score again?

 

[sleaterkinney]

Fucking Geddin Peter Crouch

 

[sleaterkinney]

2-0, I'm lovin this.

 

[Yossarian]

2-1...wheeeee! At least it ain't gonna be 4-0...

 

[JTG]

2-1...wheeeee! At least it ain't gonna be 4-0...

Small mercies and all that

 

[sleaterkinney]

Scrappy game, we never really got going, much the fault of the ref as anyone else, I'm glad we won - pissed off that we missed out on out 9th consecutive clean sheet. Lots of our players had an off night. Everton play such shhhhiiite football though, just hoof it up long, no plan b, no leadership on the pitch.

 

[peppery]

They put a lot of pressure on us though. We were sloppy, we didn't retain retain possesion well enough, and we conceded a goal. If we play like that against Bolton we could get punished.

 

[Larry O'Hara]

They put a lot of pressure on us though. We were sloppy, we didn't retain retain possesion well enough, and we conceded a goal. If we play like that against Bolton we could get punished.

you conceded two goals--but the ref only gave one. bastard.

 

[Larry O'Hara]

Scrappy game, we never really got going, much the fault of the ref as anyone else, I'm glad we won - pissed off that we missed out on out 9th consecutive clean sheet. Lots of our players had an off night. Everton play such shhhhiiite football though, just hoof it up long, no plan b, no leadership on the pitch.

fuck off you cockney gobshite.

 

[Larry O'Hara]

2-0, I'm lovin this.

which I suppose makes a change from your presumed autoerotic hand-shandy activity.

 

[sleaterkinney]

which I suppose makes a change from your presumed autoerotic hand-shandy activity.

Not really, we win every week, no change for us.

One place above the relegation places with pompey looking good, west brom and brum could pick it up as well, are the bitters about to do an ipswich?

 

[sleaterkinney]

fuck off you cockney gobshite.

 

[Larry O'Hara]

Not really, we win every week, no change for us.

One place above the relegation places with pompey looking good, west brom and brum could pick it up as well, are the bitters about to do an ipswich?

why don't you frig off back to Surbiton, tosser.

 

[sleaterkinney]

why don't you frig off back to Surbiton, tosser.

Why don't you learn to lose with some humility like the other bluenoses on this forum, or is that too much to ask of a little shit-for-brains wanker like yourself?. I know plenty of bluenoses who can take it and give it without resorting to purile crap. Why don't you 'frig' off back to whatever god-forsaken stone you crawled out from under.

 

[anfield]

I love derby days. "It's a grand old team to play for, its a grand old team to support..."

 

[peppery]

you conceded two goals--but the ref only gave one. bastard.

The ball was over the line, it was clear from the replays.

 

[Larry O'Hara]

The ball was over the line, it was clear from the replays.

not on this planet it wasn't, tosser.

 

[Larry O'Hara]

Why don't you learn to lose with some humility like the other bluenoses on this forum, or is that too much to ask of a little shit-for-brains wanker like yourself?. I know plenty of bluenoses who can take it and give it without resorting to purile crap. Why don't you 'frig' off back to whatever god-forsaken stone you crawled out from under.

good to see I've got you riled--now why don't you autoeroticise yourself.

 

[sleaterkinney]

good to see I've got you riled--now why don't you autoeroticise yourself.

I'm not riled, my team are on the up, champions of europe, 9 wins on the trot in the prem, and the bitters(and some of their supporters) are being shown up for what they are, it's only because other teams are so bad that they're not right down the bottom.

 

[nino_savatte]

not on this planet it wasn't, tosser.

It was, tosser.

 

[Biffo]

So it's half way through the season and Everton's story so far looks like this:

P 19
W 5
D 2
L 12
F 10
A 30

If the second half of the season replicates the first they will have 34 points and stand a very good chance of getting relegated.

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[BIG davie H]

I was there and i thought we played well enough to beat anyone in the league but looking at liverpool the ooze class they were fucking brill and i might even have a tenner on them winning the title, and this comes from a blue, they are first class.

 

[Yossarian]

Yep, I thought we did very well to score twice against them...

 

[Larry O'Hara]

It was, tosser.

sod off--this is a private war.