Everton 2017/18 - Bollocks

Discussion in 'football' started by Mungy, Sep 18, 2017.

  1. donkyboy

    donkyboy Crazy cat man

    rooney sick and not playing pushed me down to 6th in the office fantasy league. was sitting pretty on 4th. :mad:
     
  2. Mungy

    Mungy i haz boobz

    I'm warming to big and little Sam. The Chelsea game was fucking ugly, but we almost nicked it at the end. We've had buckets of luck over the last few games, who knows what the Two Sams have sacrificed to the Footy Gods? Will it continue to hold up? If they get us points and get us into the top four, well at least banging on the door in a Euro place, I will be happy enough. I'd rather ugly football and a draw or win that will never get us higher than third spot on MotD than playing beautiful football and drawing or losing.
    At least for now anyway. Roberto "Brownshoes" Martinez and Ronald "Golftwat" Koeman have lowered my expectations regarding our playing style.
     
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  3. agricola

    agricola a genuine importer of owls

    Got what they deserved today, an absolutely horrific team selection.
     
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  4. Mungy

    Mungy i haz boobz

    What an absolutely crap christmas/new year thing. we wuz shite :(
     
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  5. agricola

    agricola a genuine importer of owls

    Second half yes, but there were bits in the first half that were a vast improvement on the last few weeks.
     
  6. Mungy

    Mungy i haz boobz

    Well yeah, I guess. We'd have lost 3 of the 4 under Golftwat.
     
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  7. friedaweed

    friedaweed Sitting down for a wee

  8. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

    #samout
     
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  9. Mungy

    Mungy i haz boobz

    redshites are always spawny. fucking twastards
     
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  10. B.I.G

    B.I.G Well-Known Member

    That many times in a row? Everton are just a bit shit, small time, and eventually will go down.
     
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  11. friedaweed

    friedaweed Sitting down for a wee

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    @whathaveidone#
     
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  12. friedaweed

    friedaweed Sitting down for a wee

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  13. big eejit

    big eejit She looks like Alan Gilzean

    Never a penalty last night. Lalana just runs into Holgate and throws himself to the ground.

    Wonder what will happen with the FA enquiry into Runty's alleged racist remark.

    Presumably the enquiry will ask Firmino what he said. Let's say he goes for the Suarez defence - I called him a Neger. It's a term of affection in my country.

    The enquiry then asks the ref what he heard. He can either:

    - agree that that's what he heard and he's familiar with this term of affection so took no action

    - agree with Holgate's version - he can't do this cos he knows he should've sent Firmino off in that case

    - say he didn't hear what Firmino said, even though he's right in front of him

    He'll probably choose the last option cos it's the path of least shit for him.
     
  14. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

    If the ref heard (or understood) anything Firmino said he should/would have got a straight red there and then.

    Holgate should have got a straight red for the push regardless of what was said afterwards.

    The ref fucked it up.
     
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  15. TruXta

    TruXta tired

    You're assuming Firmino said something bad. Holgate might have misheard him or misunderstood him. Or he might simply be fishing to deflect attention from his own conduct.
     
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  16. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

    Lot of Everton fans can lip read in Portuguese AND English :D
     
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  17. big eejit

    big eejit She looks like Alan Gilzean

    So Holgate made up an accusation of racial abuse? Are you actually Big Ron Atkinson?
     
  18. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

    Has a formal allegation been made?

    (eta - I know the FA are looking at the whole incident but was not aware of a racism allegation)
     
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  19. S☼I

    S☼I I don't want your poxy mint

    I saw Bobby say "putain" but presumably that wouldn't excite Holgate that much. He should have already been off the pitch anyway by then. Everton no way deserved anything out of that game.
     
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  20. TruXta

    TruXta tired

    I'm saying it's a possibility. More likely he heard something that he thought was derogatory. You don't think there's a chance he wasn't actually the victim of racist abuse?
     
  21. big eejit

    big eejit She looks like Alan Gilzean

    He may have misheard. I doubt it but it's a possibility. Fed up of reading Liverpool fans saying he was 'playing the race card' to avoid a booking. Unbelievable.
     
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  22. TruXta

    TruXta tired

  23. BCBlues

    BCBlues Lend us a Twenner

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  24. big eejit

    big eejit She looks like Alan Gilzean

  25. TruXta

    TruXta tired

    Tell me more.
     
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  26. Mungy

    Mungy i haz boobz

    James McCarthy, ffs. At least The Prince Niasse scored.
     
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  27. big eejit

    big eejit She looks like Alan Gilzean

    Was in the Gwladys on Saturday just behind where Mccarthy broke his leg. A desperate lunge that saved us the game. Had to make it after being let down by piss poor passing in our midfield. Schneiderlin going missing again.

    Sell him and sack Allardyce. Useless twat.
     
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  28. Mr Moose

    Mr Moose What the hell are we supposed to tell the kids?

    You can have Marco Silva now.
     
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  29. Mungy

    Mungy i haz boobz

    Will we ever get a left back?
     
  30. TruXta

    TruXta tired

    So which of these options did the ref go with in the end?
     

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