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Everton 2017/18 - Bollocks

Discussion in 'football' started by Mungy, Sep 18, 2017.

  1. Mungy

    Mungy Notcis

    Well, here we are a few defeats into a new season. We got rid of our best striker since Rooney, got Rooney back. Didn't buy a replacement striker, bought all the attacking midfielders we could afford, didn't buy a left sided defender or cover for the leggy Baines.

    What started out as a brilliant transfer window quickly turned into another shambles. We didn't have the best starting fixtures to the season, but the shambolic window has come back and bit us on the arse.

    This is going to be a long and painful season. I miss the carp, this one likes golf. His handicap? I'm guessing developing a tactic that works.
     
  2. agricola

    agricola a genuine importer of owls

    Niasse scored!
     
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  3. Mungy

    Mungy Notcis

    he did! and it was a good one
     
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  4. agricola

    agricola a genuine importer of owls

    it happened again

    twice

    if Rooney / Klassen get back into the starting XI for the next game ahead of Davies and Niasse then Koeman should be immediately fired
     
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  5. Mungy

    Mungy Notcis

    Kenny should be starting ahead of Martina.
     
  6. Mungy

    Mungy Notcis

    well that was very Everton.
     
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  7. Mungy

    Mungy Notcis

    for posterity's sake this was when we lost 2-2 to Apollon Limassol at home.
     
  8. Mungy

    Mungy Notcis

    Lost 0-1 to Burnley. The golfer is not really better than the phenomenal one. Bring back the carp.
     
  9. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp

  10. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp

    Not the best of starts

     
    Last edited: Oct 19, 2017 at 9:33 PM
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  11. agricola

    agricola a genuine importer of owls

    It says everything about Koeman that a side thrown together with no plan and animated by a row in the crowd looked vastly superior to one that he had coached for months.
     
  12. sleaterkinney

    sleaterkinney Well-Known Member

    They teach them young.

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. mwgdrwg

    mwgdrwg A powerhouse of a human and cannot be silenced Enforced Holiday

    Has optimism ever gone to complete shit as quick as this?
     
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  14. big eejit

    big eejit She looks like Alan Gilzean

    That fella taking a swing at the Lyon keeper while holding his kid must represent my lowest point ever as an Everton fan.

    We are a fucking shambles.
     
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  15. mwgdrwg

    mwgdrwg A powerhouse of a human and cannot be silenced Enforced Holiday

    Yep. Embarrassing team and embarrassing fans.
     
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  16. Wilf

    Wilf Tots els coperos són bastards

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  17. agricola

    agricola a genuine importer of owls

    Got to be sacked now, surely.
     
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  18. Lord Camomile

    Lord Camomile Lemonade socialist

  19. TruXta

    TruXta tired

    I thought Liverpool was a shambles, but this is something else.
     
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  20. agricola

    agricola a genuine importer of owls

    Can't argue with the decision - they were that bad.
     
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  21. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Starry Wisdom

    such a pity. i was hoping he'd lead everton to the championship
     
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  22. ignatious

    ignatious Well-Known Member

    There is hope yet...

    [​IMG]
     
  23. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Starry Wisdom

    the season's not halfway through yet, it will get worse
     
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  24. agricola

    agricola a genuine importer of owls

    There has never been a low point of a season as an Everton fan before two derbies have been played.
     
  25. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Starry Wisdom

    of course everton will only be playing one derby next season, albeit twice.
     
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  26. agricola

    agricola a genuine importer of owls

    With Ronko at the helm, yes.
     
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  27. Mungy

    Mungy Notcis

    Ronald the clown has left the building. Please not Moyes. Would be very Everton that.
     
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  28. Saul Goodman

    Saul Goodman It's all good, man

    How long have you been an Everton fan? :D
     
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