ever got so bored at work you've gone and bashed one out in the bogs?

[Bakunin]

me suspects sommat here - Theres only 1 studmuffin round these here parts

'You are right in assuming that there is only ONE Quentessential Studmuffin that inhabits the hallowed halls of Urban, young lady...'

'It is I, Lord Bakunin of Smut...'

'Beware of imitations...'

 

[mrs quoad]

It was part of my lunchtime routine for years.

Lor, they must've been depriving you of protein something chronic

 

[*Miss Daisy*]

'You are right in assuming that there is only ONE Quentessential Studmuffin that inhabits the hallowed halls of Urban, young lady...'

'It is I, Lord Bakunin of Smut...'

'Beware of imitations...'

Oo-er Sir,

But is it really you? Hmmmm you will have to answer 3 questions...

do you own a top hat?

are you a dandy?

and is it your birthday tomorrow?

 

[Bakunin]

Oo-er Sir,

But is it really you? Hmmmm you will have to answer 3 questions...

do you own a top hat?

are you a dandy?

and is it your birthday tomorrow?

No, no and no.

But you can still pop round and ravish me if it'll make you happy.

 

[*Miss Daisy*]

No, no and no.

But you can still pop round and ravish me if it'll make you happy.

but now i dont know who you are and shall be wondering all weekend!

 

[Bakunin]

but now i dont know who you are and shall be wondering all weekend!

PM's phone number, address and directions to *Miss Daisy*

*Settles back and awaits a damn good weekend*

 

[lontok2005]

Yep, regularly - and not only when bored. It just helps break the day up