This will cheer everyone up.
I've just had a notice through the door from the contractors telling us that there will be resurfacing work in Brixton Road between Coldharbour Lane and Stockwell Road for two weeks, commencing on Monday, 19th January. Working hours will be between 8.00 pm to 5.00 am.
I'm sure they resurfaced before at night-timeWhy can't they do it in the evenings?I'm sure they resurfaced before at night-time
So, back to work today after an extended (and unplanned) holiday and discovered that they've dug up a massive part of the pavement outside KFC. No actual work going on, just a pile of bricks and an impossibly tight diversion or you can walk on the road and be squished.

Re-read the times...


Ooops
I wish they'd resurface Brixton Hill and let it dry properly this time, it's dangerous tripping over all those humps in the road
What humps?
Do you mean the ones by bus-stops going up the hill? They are caused by buses repeatedly taking off from the same spot.
One way of moving the dealers along I guess![]()

It's caused by buses and other heavy vehicles starting moving. As the wheels start to turn they make the bus go forwards but also make the tarmac go in the opposite direction ever so slightly. Over time that stretches and warps it.
How come the crossings aren't warped?
Because traffic doesn't stop on them. Or isn't supposed to, at least. Because it doesn't stop on them, it doesn't start off from them.
so it's only starting and stopping that causes this problem?
Well maybe they should use someone stronger?
Well, mainly. That's when the greatest force is being applied to the wheels and the road surface. That's why it's worst near traffic lights and bus stops.

No, to stop it warping
I'm not sure how he or she is going to achieve this.
It always happens - try going across Tower Bridge and see the tidal wave effect on the left hand side of the lane.
