Eurovision Song Contest 2009

[rhod]

(still a bit miffed that Belgium didn't get through - utterly fuckin bonkers, but would make a great summer single)

 

[vauxhallmum]

Lord..Spiced cider, a takeaway curry and a home made Eurovision Scorecard.
Honestly, does it get better than this?

 

[Strumpet]

Ohhh yummm@all that v.mum!
Add some chocolate and sex to it for me and my reply would be "no it doesn't!"

 

[moomoo]

Anyone know when we're on only I'm being forced to watch Primeval before I'm allowed to turn over.

 

[fizzerbird]

Ohhh yummm@all that v.mum!
Add some chocolate and sex to it for me and my reply would be "no it doesn't!"

Chocolate and sex..together eh? mmmmmm

He's having trouble with the ropes isn't he?

 

[fizzerbird]

I'm sorry, and I don't give a figfuck what yous lot think of her dress but I love it!

I want one, do you think it'll suit me? Could I wear it to a drum and bass gig?

 

[liampreston]

What IS she wearing though?

 

[rosa]

I'm sorry, and I don't give a figfuck what yous lot think of her dress but I love it!

I want one, do you think it'll suit me? Could I wear it to a drum and bass gig?

Not in yellow. Maybe in pink.

 

[liampreston]

Oh look, it's Lithuania, the Home Bargains Will Young. Fact - Lithuania opened the 1999 Contest

 

[rosa]

Fire hands? That was weird.....

 

[cyberfairy]

Oh look, it's Lithuania, the Home Bargains Will Young. Fact - Lithuania opened the 1999 Contest

We are having a bet as to the first lyric contrasting natural phenomena with emotions. I should have got you over as you are nearly local

 

[liampreston]

O now France. Watch out for this....

 

[fizzerbird]

Not in yellow. Maybe in pink.

hmmm, i'll compromise and go for lilac/violet?

France song is boring...time for a quick poo...

 

[liampreston]

Hey hang on for France. There's a winner in here if you concentrate on it.

 

[moomoo]

Press the red button for Eurovision sing a long!

Best thing ever!

 

[rosa]

The French woman's accent sounds like a scouser trying to speak in French.

 

[liampreston]

The French woman's accent sounds like a scouser trying to speak in French.

LOL - that is what we call a REAL French accent

 

[goldenecitrone]

Nope, didn't understand a single word of that. 5 years of French at school totally wasted.

 

[liampreston]

Proof so far that novelty songs are at a minimum this year.

Oh wait, no Sweden's just started.....

 

[goldenecitrone]

Mind you, it was a million times better than this wailing Swedish banshee.

 

[moomoo]

How bad is Sweden?

*Sticks fingers in ears*

 

[Miss Potter]

this Swedish bird reminds me of the singer out of the Fifth Element

 

[rosa]

i like it. even if she's not great at staying in tune,for an opera singer.

 

[liampreston]

Sweden sounds like two songs spliced together.

By two deaf people.

At different times.


In different countries.



Not good, Sweden. Not good.

 

[ymu]

I suspect that like with the England football team, bookies can risk to offer unrealistic odds because they know people will bet on it winning anyway.

It's the money that drives the odds - bookies are offering unrealistically low odds because people are making unrealistic bets. Pro gamblers can make a killing on international events when the local bookies odds are out of whack because of nationalistic betting patterns.

 

[liampreston]

Croatia next. It's a bit of a make-a-brew song, this.

 

[goldenecitrone]

Croatia next. It's a bit of a make-a-brew song, this.

You'd need to have drunk a hell of a lot of slivovica to appreciate this dirge.

 

[fizzerbird]

Press the red button for Eurovision sing a long!

Best thing ever!

Really?

oh fek me!!! lol! BrillianT!!!!!!!

erm...bombscares out...does it cost anything? shhhhhhhh!

 

[rosa]

Wow that's some dark lyrics in the Croatian song. And it appears to be an ode to Tena incontinence pads.

 

[T & P]

Israel could do well, if only because of the feel-goodness rather than the quality of the song.

Croatia's entry is crap.