Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

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  1. Yuwipi Woman

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  3. Humirax

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    http://newsthump.com/2018/02/28/don...ted-titanic-iceberg-even-without-a-hairdryer/

    Donald Trump would have saved the Titanic by kicking the shit out of that iceberg.


    The heroic draft-dodger made the announcement shortly after declaring he would run into a school to confront a shooter, regardless of whether or not Trump had a gun at the time.

    “Those sailors were cowards, folks,” confirmed President Trump.

    “Let me tell you something, if I was on that big boat that night, I’d have leapt straight into the water and got that damn iceberg out of the way, with or without a hairdryer.

    “I’d have pounded away on that frozen bastard with my tiny fists until it disintegrated.

    “I’d have made sure those poor souls got from England to wherever it is the Titanic was going, which we’ll never know because the ship never made it. Sad.”

    A descendant of one of those killed on the Titanic, Simon Williams, said, “I am absolutely in favour of the President jumping into some water while carrying a plugged-in hairdryer.

    “Equally, I would encourage him to sprint at a madman with a gun.

    “Either of those works for me, although I still retain my doubts that he has ever swam or sprinted anywhere that wasn’t offering either a buffet or some prostitutes in need of a piss.”
     
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  9. Yossarian

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    Trump started his own brand of vodka in 2006 and made a big deal out of trying to export 50,000 cases a year to Russia, where nobody wanted it. Apparently the only place where it is sold today is Israel, where people buy it at Passover because it's kosher.
     
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  10. Yossarian

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    Israel also had a Trump energy drink that looks like something that would cause cancer in lab mice.

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  11. spring-peeper

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  12. Yuwipi Woman

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    Louis Vuitton should sue for trade dress infringement.
     
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  13. Archimage

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  14. spring-peeper

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    McDonald's lost money this quarter :D
     
  15. krtek a houby

    krtek a houby how's it going to end?

    I'm lovin it
     
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  16. Lorca

    Lorca Somebody after all, had to make a start

  17. spring-peeper

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    Roy Moore begs for help with legal defense fund to 'make ends meet'
     
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  21. Eeepet

    Eeepet Well-Known Member

    Inspirational from Roy Moore: "Christians can no longer afford to remain silent in these “perilous” times. For we know that in such time men shall be come lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, without natural affection, truce breakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, traitors, heady, high-minded, lovers of pleasure more than lovers of God."

    Think it's a bit hard on us incontinent folk however...
     
  22. spring-peeper

    spring-peeper Well-Known Member

    The wild standoff between the Trump Organization and a Panamanian hotel owner just reached a dramatic conclusion
     
  23. spring-peeper

    spring-peeper Well-Known Member

    Stormy Daniels could be right next to Donald Trump in Utah
     
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  27. Yuwipi Woman

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    George Takei shills Trump cabinet collector plates:

     
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  28. petee

    petee i'm spartacus

    Neo-Nazi Group Implodes Over Love Triangle Turned Trailer Brawl

     
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  29. spring-peeper

    spring-peeper Well-Known Member

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    ooo - free hat!!!
     
  30. ruffneck23

    ruffneck23 Well-Known Member

    just pay shipping LOL , you even gotta pay for this bs, turkeys voting for xmas / thanksgiving anyone ?
     

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