Well, a bit of the mighty Led Zeppelin should unite the drunk and horny folk with the rockers, so may I suggest their 'Mothership' compilation?
'Whole Lotta Love' will appeal to the pervy ones, 'Heartbreaker' for the recently dumped blokes in the crowd and 'Stairway To Heaven' is, well, it's 'Stairway To Heaven' isn't it.
As such it must be available just about anywhere.
Oh, and the Dropkick Murphys classic 'Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced' should go over well.