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Erhun Oztumer moves to Peterborough United

Discussion in 'Dulwich Hamlet FC' started by Jamie Wyatt, Jun 9, 2014.

  1. Jamie Wyatt

    Jamie Wyatt Well-Known Member

    To Peterborough....
     
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  2. sankara

    sankara Well-Known Member

    Right, I'm editing my original post as it was a little but reactionary and words were said in the heat of the moment so I've changed them to red text (as a homage to my rage) and left them at the bottom of this post, should anyone want to refer to them.

    Erhun, I'm sure someone has been advising you badly, as there is no possible way that anyone in their right mind would sign a contract of employment with the scum. I'm no contract lawyer but I'm positive that there must be a way out of this as you must have signed under some sort of duress. I still love you Erhun, you just need help and I will assist you in any way possible to rid yourself of the chains of Peterborough.

    Drop me a private message if you want. You don't have to go public with your admission of folly.

    I even know a football agent, we'll get you a proper contract!


    Fucking scumbag!

    I said to him at the awards evening - "Please Erhun, anyone but the posh scum. Promise me you won't go to Peterborough!"

    He chuckled in response but I assumed that he would take into account the feelings of those fans that he calls his friends.

    All of that love I had for him is gone in an instant.

    Fuck off Erhun and don't come back!
     
    Last edited: Jun 9, 2014
  3. G Man

    G Man Formerly of hard hat fame

  4. sankara

    sankara Well-Known Member

  5. Joe K

    Joe K no al calcio con orchestra di ukulele

    Peterborough aren't my favourite club in the world, but their track record over the last ten years of signing and then actually using young players from non-league is pretty impressive (although they have stockpiled at times). It's a good place for him to be. Good luck to him.
     
  6. Monkeygrinder's Organ

    Monkeygrinder's Organ Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager

    Urgh, Peterborough. I hope he's the shining light in a last placed team next year.
     
  7. Jamie Wyatt

    Jamie Wyatt Well-Known Member

    Does it really matter where he has gone?

    We should all just be delighted he has finally got what he deserves, a fantastic player and a good man!

    Good luck to him.....
     
  8. EDC

    EDC A Slightly Less Invisible Cyber Fan These Days

    I hope the club have done well out of the deal. Personally I think he's gone to a club a league or two above his ability, I don't think he'll last there long.
     
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  9. Monkeygrinder's Organ

    Monkeygrinder's Organ Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager

    They're only League 1 currently. I think he can do OK there given a proper chance.
     
  10. sankara

    sankara Well-Known Member

    It matters to me. I must be the only former Northampton supporter at Dulwich though.
     
  11. EDC

    EDC A Slightly Less Invisible Cyber Fan These Days

    Adrian Durham is a good enough reason to hate Peterborough for me.
     
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  12. Posh 'n Proud

    Posh 'n Proud Well-Known Member

    'Former' Cobbler? A football club's for life, Mr/Mrs/Ms Sankara.

    Just to let you guys know that the Posh fans who have been scrutinising Erhun have had absolutely nothing but good to say about DHFC, Gavin Rose's excellent setup and your superb fans. I've been bigging up your young lad for several weeks and I'm delighted that we've managed to bag him. The kind of football he's experienced at Dulwich will stand him in very good stead at Posh.

    I watched your last two home games and I commiserate wholeheartedly with your rotten luck at the very death. Your fans are an absolute credit to you - to swallow what must have been a big disappointment with such dignity and good humour. I wish you all the very best next year, your great little club is like a breath of fresh air.

    We'll take very good care of your Erhun, your only Erhun. Many thanks.
     
  13. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    Well, I used to think that, but in my case the club I supported from age 4 upwards turned into a club I no longer recognised. Different strip, different badge, different colours and, worst of all, a load of nu-fans who didn't give a fuck about any of that so long as we could make it to the hallowed Premiership - which was fucking shit, anyway.

    Hamlet do football like it should be. Fuck modern football.
     
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  14. el-ahrairah

    el-ahrairah forward communism, forward gerbils!


    cheers, you've got a good lad there and we're very sad to see him go :)
     
  15. sankara

    sankara Well-Known Member

    No Peterborough supporter gets to tell me how and for how long I get to follow a football club.

    I will not fall for your flattery either, you might have good things to say about our "little club" but I'm afraid I can't reciprocate.

    I personally wish you no ill will but I do hope your club suffers many years of misery and pain.
     
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  16. vicarofsibley

    vicarofsibley 80087355

    Is Erhun now the shortest player in the Football League?
     
  17. TonyWalt

    TonyWalt Member


    What are you on about Sankara?!
    Have a bit of courtesy.

    Cheers "Posh 'n Proud", Oztumer is a fine footballer, good luck next season.
     
  18. Posh 'n Proud

    Posh 'n Proud Well-Known Member

    I was actually extending good wishes and courtesy to all Hamlet fans - I think you're flattering yourself a little. Please feel completely free to chop and change your clubs as often as you see fit and to maintain all or any malicious sentiments towards other fans.

    Great news is that Posh are coming to Champion Hill for a pre-season game. This will give some Posh fans a chance to enjoy the character of DHFC and will give your guys an opportunity to say a proper farewell to your little diamond. I'm looking forward to it.
     
  19. sankara

    sankara Well-Known Member

    Please don't judge any other Hamlet fans by the bile and hate that I like to spout from time to time. We're mostly a lovely bunch and the others couldn't care less about the Cobblers or the Posh. By accident of birth, I do have a vested interest and was raised to passionately dislike your team.

    I have no truck with you or your fans at all - again, accident of birth and all that - I just like to see your team lose and was deeply upset to see a player that I have admired so much play in your colours. I'll get over it though.

    Apologies for having a go at you personally, I would still enjoy seeing you relegated though.
     
  20. cambelt

    cambelt Well-Known Member

    Posh 'n Proud,
    T
    Not quite sure what's got into Sankara Posh'n Proud but I really appreciate your comments about our club. There is something pretty special building at Champion Hill at the moment, and Erhun has played a massive part in this (and also in my conversion from someone who had no interest whatsoever in football, to a non-league fanatic). He's a great player, really deserves this chance, and I can't wait to see him on The Football League Show.
     
  21. vornstyle76

    vornstyle76 Vorn Chic Vorn Genre

    I had no opinions one way or another on Peterborough until sankara sat me down and explained how they profit through owning the patents on a range of the most mutilating cluster bombs, and now I absolutely hate them.
     
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  22. Champion_hill

    Champion_hill Well-Known Member

    Come on, we all understand the often irrational nature of footballing rivalry. If we end up getting a friendly against them, I promise to make sure that sankara is wearing a muzzle.


    I made the mistake of telling pompeydunc the other day that I had some admiration for Southampton. I was promptly put in my place and advised that they were a bunch of scabs. And following today I now appreciate the role of Peterborough in the world arms race.

    Supporting the Hamlet is proper educational.
     
  23. cambelt

    cambelt Well-Known Member

    Anyone got a link for this?
     
  24. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    You haven't heard of the Posh Mines?
     
  25. cambelt

    cambelt Well-Known Member

    No, neither has google...
     
  26. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    Looks like Peterborough's cover up campaign is working. Is there anything for 'Boro Bombs?
     
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  27. sankara

    sankara Well-Known Member

    Or try "Barry Fry's Blitzin' Bastards"
     
  28. Balbi

    Balbi Hey, Dean Yager!

    You said fuckin' WHAT? :mad:
     
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  29. EDC

    EDC A Slightly Less Invisible Cyber Fan These Days

    Barry Fuckin' Fry please. Leaving the middle out it like having a shit without a piss or meat without gravy for the more cultured among us.
     
  30. Posh 'n Proud

    Posh 'n Proud Well-Known Member

    No worries - we won't get relegated so we'll instead hope for you to (finally) get promoted then we can have some exciting derbies again.

    Looking at our confirmed pre-season, I'm thinking that the friendly might be scheduled for midweek on 15 or 16 July. I'm currently looking forward to a pleasant summer's evening of passing football and beer at Champion Hill more than I am the World Cup and I'll confirm the friendly date if we find out at our end first.

    Just to update you regarding Erhun in case you haven't seen or read every interview - his love for you guys is enduring, you can rest assured of that. Posh are putting him on a pre, pre-season programme to hone his fitness and this isn't a damning indictment of his natural fitness, more an indication that we have big plans for him and want to get him involved as soon as possible. His technical ability isn't questioned at all and they're certainly not bothered by his size. As you can imagine, Erhun is genuinely excited and bang-up for the challenge ahead. This signing has been very well received by practically all of the Posh fans but we're now not expecting a very cordial welcome at Kenilworth Road for our final pre-season game. I wouldn't be all that surprised if the fixture got flounced from the list!
     
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