England shirt etiquette

[kakuma]

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Not much humour around this thread is there? Are we (welsh forum posters of the welsh, and inglish variety, mind you) the only ones that get it?
Have we created an in-joke guaranteed to rile the rest of U-75?

i think us english just like calling welsh and scottish people sad same as you like calling us sad, they key difference being that we are in the tournament whereas youse finished behind us, poland, austria and n.ireland

 

[kakuma]

on the upside you finished a good 5 points clear of Azerbaijan!!!

 

[ddraig]

but even if by some miracle we we're in, there be none of this braying bollocks and certainly no 'when we win' or 'i believe englerlund can win'

and therein lies the difference seeeeeee..

do ya?
no u don't do ya

 

[RubberBuccaneer]

Hmmm, not sure. Bit tricky, that one.

How about doing what you can to assuage your sense of intrinsic inferiority by drawing enough inspiration from your juvenile bitterness and prejudice to post a silly thread like this...

...oh you have done.

Well done.

Fanta baiting's still legal in Kajastan

 

[fanta]

on the upside you finished a good 5 points clear of Azerbaijan!!!

And there can be no doubt that result was a masterpiece of balletic skill and sporting prowess.

May your chests swell with pride.

Hail the mighty Wales!

 

[King Biscuit Time]

My (English, like me) mates usually head over to Bristol for England games .

 

[llantwit]

Good wriddance to baeed wrabbish!

 

[kakuma]

but even if by some miracle we we're in, there be none of this braying bollocks and certainly no 'when we win' or 'i believe englerlund can win'

and therein lies the difference seeeeeee..

do ya?
no u don't do ya

it's only a bit of fun
a lot more enjoyable than this braying "oh i hope they don't do well, they don't deserve to" that us english have to put up with

 

[Col_Buendia]

C'mon Paraguay!!11!!1!!!

 

[King Biscuit Time]

Right - That's it.

I'm off

 

[RubberBuccaneer]

Stand and fight yer wee bollocks

C'mon KBT down the Claude in your 3 lions

 

[King Biscuit Time]

May well be in the Claude - but I don't own an England shirt.

Off to Germany Saturday week anyway

 

[Harold Hill]

Just what is the etiquette when one encounters a saddo wearing an Ingurland shirt in Wales?

Should one chin him? Spit in his eye? Call him a c*nt? Just ignore the fecker? Or shake his hand and wish the delusional fool, of German extraction, all the best at the World Cup?

Walk away and get over the inferiority complex.

 

[Col_Buendia]

Right - That's it.

I'm off

King Biscuit Time, yesterday.

 

[Brockway]

Walk away and get over the inferiority complex.

It's just the 5 options Harold.

PS English people smell.

All people do - it's nature innit you miserable f*cker.

 

[RubberBuccaneer]

England shirts are one thing .

I saw a cunt in a Bristol City shirt once in Queen St.

Now that's a shirt too far.

 

[RubberBuccaneer]

Walk away and get over the inferiority complex.

That's easy for you to say - you're English.

What if we were to walk all over your manor ( QPR ) in Cardiff shirts talking loudly?

 

[Yossarian]

How about a Titov shirt?

 

[Brockway]

I'd prefer a Ronaldhino one or a Maradonna one. Nice pooch.

 

[Harold Hill]

It's just the 5 options Harold.

PS English people smell.

All people do - it's nature innit you miserable f*cker.

I'm not miserable. I'm smug and superior like.

 

[Harold Hill]

That's easy for you to say - you're English.

What if we were to walk all over your manor ( QPR ) in Cardiff shirts talking loudly?

You'd probably be shadowed by half a dozen Met vans. Their usual response to cardiff fans in London.

 

[fanta]

What if we were to walk all over your manor ( QPR ) in Cardiff shirts talking loudly?

I wouldn't care. But then, it is never ever going to happen because you'll never ever qualify.

Awww...

 

[RubberBuccaneer]

I wouldn't care. But then, it is never ever going to happen because you'll never ever qualify.

Awww...

You daft twat - you've no idea have you ?

 

[llantwit]

I just my 1980s Ghana t-shirt through in the post - can I wear that one ok?

 

[RubberBuccaneer]

I just my 1980s Ghana t-shirt through in the post - can I wear that one ok?

Of course - it's almost compulsory to wear 'rest of the worlds' shirts during the cup

 

[King Biscuit Time]

Where did you get that from? - How much?, and will I be able to get one in time before I leave for Germany? - PM me quicksmart!

 

[llantwit]

PM on the way.

 

[ddraig]

hahahaha llantwit buys his clothes from 'toffs' hahahaha

 

[King Biscuit Time]

I think in this case toffs stands for

The
Old
Fashioned
Football
Shirt

(Company)

Still, never let the truth get in the way of a good ribbing!

 

[ddraig]

i know! could've let me have a couple of hours out of it!