England/Lloegr - Cymru/Wales Predictions Poll

[mmmSkyscraper]

English fans going to the match on Saturday may be confused by the provincial ramblings of our Welsh cousins. To assist, I've assembled some phrases to look out for:

Edrych ar a lovely dafad - Look at that lovely sheep.
'r Saesneg ydy 'n fawr am beldred - The English are great at football.
'n chwith achos yn cerdded fwd i mewn i 'ch stadium - Sorry for walking mud into your stadium.
'm chwaer ydy 'm cares - My sister is my girlfriend.

That should help break down the barriers between us and our little Welsh chums.

 

[STFC]

That should help break down the barriers between us and our little Welsh chums.

Have I got this right? Are you inciting English fans to rip down whatever segregation measures are in place and attack the sheep botherers? I'm shocked...

 

[editor]

I think my vote is more down to wishful thinking but if we could whip Italy there's always a chance....

 

[editor]

'm chwaer ydy 'm cares - My sister is my girlfriend.

Just so I don't take offence, is this, like, some more of your thigh-slapping, side-splitting, hilarious 'humour'?

 

[editor]

Not our fault your swamps and bogs were inhabited by neanderthals who couldn't offer any resistance.

You really don't know your history, do you?

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

You really don't know your history, do you?

Well, history is full of stronger nations invading the smaller, weaker ones inhabited by savages. Fact is, if Wales had been full of ambitious, intelligent people, you would have invaded us.

Not my fault my descendents had more gumption than yours, is it?

 

[Flashman]

The Welsh are the "true English" aren't they?
The purest blood in the land like.

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

The Welsh are the "true English" aren't they?
The purest blood in the land like.

Yeah, and they've all got the same eye colour. Sometimes things can be 'too' pure, know what I mean...

 

[Dirty Martini]

descendents

Descendants with an 'a'. Anyway, it's ancestors.

No apologies for pedantry, you're being a dickhead.

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

Descendants with an 'a'. Anyway, it's ancestors.

No apologies for pedantry, you're being a dickhead.

Fuck off arsehole. I'm taking the piss. If you don't like it, then er, I couldn't care less.

Wanker.

 

[editor]

Well, history is full of stronger nations invading the smaller, weaker ones inhabited by savages. Fact is, if Wales had been full of ambitious, intelligent people, you would have invaded us.

Not my fault my descendents had more gumption than yours, is it?

And who's the "us", history man?

You really should gen up on your history, you know.

 

[editor]

Yeah, and they've all got the same eye colour. Sometimes things can be 'too' pure, know what I mean...

Ah. Is this another example of your 'humour' again?

You see, I keep seeing what looks like an endless rollcall of cheapshot cultural insults, sneering condescending remarks and xenophobic slurs, but I guess that's all part of your pant-wetting hilarity, yeah?

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

And who's the "us", history man?

You really should gen up on your history, you know.

Face it, if the Welsh had anything about them, we'd all be spitting when we spoke and sleeping with our relatives.

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

Looks like the Welsh gene for laughter died with Tommy Cooper.

 

[Lock&Light]

Looks like the Welsh gene for laughter died with Tommy Cooper.

There's no doubt from mmm's posts that the English gene for stupidity is still alive and kicking.

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

There's no doubt from mmm's posts that the English gene for stupidity is still alive and kicking.

I'll give you that one old timer. That's good..

I bet you're sitting there, in the rocking chair, tartan blanket over the old legs having a good chuckle to yourself.

 

[Corax]

Ignoring the that eyesore of an erection...

I'll predict Red Nev to be an irritating fuckbucket after the game whatever the result.

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

Nice one.

 

[Dirty Martini]

Fuck off arsehole. I'm taking the piss. If you don't like it, then er, I couldn't care less.

Wanker.

Nice one. You ain't taking the piss. You really are obsessed with yourself, English boy. What it would have been like to have had some love in your life, eh?

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

Nice one. You ain't taking the piss. You really are obsessed with yourself, English boy. What it would have been like to have had some love in your life, eh?

Don't you pigeon hole me with your English boy taunts.

Well if I wanted love, I wouldn't look for it in my sister's bedroom, Welsh boy.

 

[ernestolynch]

Don't you pigeon hole me with your English boy taunts.

Well if I wanted love, I wouldn't look for it in my sister's bedroom, Welsh boy.

'Cause she'd be too busy fucking the local drug-pusher.

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

About time you turned up son...

She gets me a good discount.

 

[fishfingerer]

My sister and I spent the entire evening trying to avoid making eye contact with an England "fan" like the one above while watching the Portugal England game in a pub in Barcelona. Luckily he restricted his humourous comments about the inferiority of all other nationalities to a couple of bemused Spanish chaps instead.

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

You and your sister close then? She didn't help you get your name did she?

 

[Lock&Light]

You and your sister close then? She didn't help you get your name did she?

What a truly disgusting worm you are, mmm.

 

[mmmSkyscraper]

What a truly disgusting worm you are, mmm.

Cheers.

Look, if you Welsh can't take a joke, then that's fine.

I've obviously misjudged the situation. For all the Welsh people who can't take a joke and have been all offended, then I apologise.

 

[editor]

Cheers.

Look, if you Welsh can't take a joke, then that's fine.

What joke?

All I've seen are the same old cheap slurs and xenophobic insuts I've been hearing from a (thankfully) minority of English oafs and racists for years.

 

[editor]

You and your sister close then? She didn't help you get your name did she?

Oh look. Another cheap xenophobic insult.

No, don't tell me - it's another of your side-splitting 'jokes', yes?

 

[editor]

Face it, if the Welsh had anything about them, we'd all be spitting when we spoke and sleeping with our relatives.

I'm fed up with your racist shit.

You're a fucking disgrace.

 

[bendeus]

He is a fucking disgrace. Any 'contribution' I've ever come across from him seems to be aimed at angling the discourse round to the point where he can come in with some cheap shot redneck insult and then sit, gloating and frothing 'hilarious' bile for page after page. To have a Scouser with no iota of British history banging on about 'Englishness' is rich in the extreme.

Cunt