Embracing Singledom

[Sadken]

"can't"! I meant "can't"!!

 

[Gromit]

Any takers for banging TitanSound? Don't wanna make it seem like FunClub is just a front for a shadowy human trafficking cartel or anything, but if the cap fits I say why not put your dick in it?

The last time the topic arose he insisted he'd have to go on top of me so I'll pass.

 

[MightyAphrodite]

eh?

thanks tho.xx

just seen Yelcub's pic.

<rubs thighs in digustingly letchy manner>

i know right?!?!?

 

[two sheds]

haha I spent most of my 28th year thinkng I was 29...then when my 29th birthday loomed I had a panic attack as I thought I was gonna be 30
Doesn't seem so scary now that I will be 30 in Oct.

It's easier to do than it sounds - I was born over half way through the year too, so it's never straightforward and also usually involves complicated calculations with a carry into the tens column.

But yes it's easier facing your new age if you've already had a run up at it.





Ta Madz :embarrassed smilie: and yes she was a lovely as I remember.

 

[Gromit]

Sometime singledom can be quite tough.

Such as when a pretty girl strolls up to your colleagues desk and leans over it so that all you can see is her perfectly formed arse. My god what a gorgeous bum. Argh spring hormones going mental.

If I had a towel here in work I’d be heading for a cold shower right now.

 

[Yelkcub]

Sometime singledom can be quite tough.

Such as when a pretty girl strolls up to your colleagues desk and leans over it so that all you can see is her perfectly formed arse. My god what a gorgeous bum. Argh spring hormones going mental.

If I had a towel here in work I’d be heading for a cold shower right now.

Why's that tough? Sounds great. Ask her out?

 

[madzone]

Sometime singledom can be quite tough.

Such as when a pretty girl strolls up to your colleagues desk and leans over it so that all you can see is her perfectly formed arse. My god what a gorgeous bum. Argh spring hormones going mental.

If I had a towel here in work I’d be heading for a cold shower right now.

I assume you're wearing socks....

 

[Gromit]

Why's that tough? Sounds great. Ask her out?

Nah. I think she is out of my half age plus seven bracket (which I'm going to try and keep to from now on) and out of my league (which I'm also trying to keep in) and probably already has a boyfriend.

 

[Gromit]

I assume you're wearing socks....

Of the right colour too!

 

[madzone]

Of the right colour too!

That's not what I was thinking

 

[Yelkcub]

Nah. I think she is out of my half age plus seven bracket (which I'm going to try and keep to from now on) and out of my league (which I'm also trying to keep in) and probably already has a boyfriend.

What's the worst that can happen other than crippling embarassment in front of your collegaues and being talked about behind your back?

 

[newme]

What's the worst that can happen other than crippling embarassment in front of your collegaues and being talked about behind your back?

are you in marketting?

 

[Sadken]

What's the worst that can happen other than crippling embarassment in front of your collegaues and being talked about behind your back?

She could say yes, he could fall deeply in love with her and then she could just use him up and spit him out. the fucking bitch! March over there and deck her now, Marius. Hurt her before she gets a chance to puke all over your heart.

 

[Yelkcub]

are you in marketting?

No, that's offices in general isn't it?

 

[Gromit]

What's the worst that can happen other than crippling embarassment in front of your collegaues and being talked about behind your back?

Should I be drinking a can of Dr Pepper whilst I attempt this?

 

[Treacle Toes]

I was pleasantly surprised by the photo of your face the other day

Good call Madz, I just had a look at that thread and after a few questions to make sure it was him, I agree. He's a bit of a fox.... I mean good looking, big also, nice.

 

[rocketman]

She could say yes, he could fall deeply in love with her and then she could just use him up and spit him out. the fucking bitch! March over there and deck her now, Marius. Hurt her before she gets a chance to puke all over your heart.

^^^^^^
This

 

[Gromit]

She could say yes, he could fall deeply in love with her and then she could just use him up and spit him out. the fucking bitch! March over there and deck her now, Marius. Hurt her before she gets a chance to puke all over your heart.

Right I've dumped her.

Given her half my CDs, the car and told her that I'd been cheating on her with her sister the entire time.

She looked a bit surprised for some reason.

 

[Treacle Toes]

Right I've dumped her.

Given her half my CDs, the car and told her that I'd been cheating on her with her sister the entire time.

She looked a bit surprised for some reason.

Did you remember to rip all the photos stuck around her computer screen in half too?

 

[Sadken]

Right I've dumped her.

Given her half my CDs, the car and told her that I'd been cheating on her with her sister the entire time.

She looked a bit surprised for some reason.

Haha, that's an awesome mental image I've got of her bewildered face. She looks like Mischa Barton....nice.

 

[Popsicle]

Of the right colour too!

I'm having deja vu here, on more than one level, and both regarding socks.

 

[TitanSound]

Right I've dumped her.

Given her half my CDs, the car and told her that I'd been cheating on her with her sister the entire time.

She looked a bit surprised for some reason.

Well done for being strong. We are all here for ya if ya need us chum!

 

[Gromit]

I'm having deja vu here, on more than one level, and both regarding socks.

Well done for being strong. We are all here for ya if ya need us chum!