newme
Giant in Pastyland now
I'm 27 and don't have one night stands. Am I doing something wrong?![]()
only if your actively seeking that and arent i guess.
I'm 27 and don't have one night stands. Am I doing something wrong?![]()
I quite like the look of this which is coming up this weekend, if anyone's up for it?
http://www.roundhouse.org.uk/whats-on/productions/no-passport-necessary-3039
I was 28 then though, and I'm 35 now. The one night stands won't come so easy, the drugs will take too long to recover from and clubs have lost their magic.
How now?
See, that's exactly what I mean. I dunno if I could gather peeps I know to make the commitment to go to something like that: that is the beauty of funclub.
Like I say, come August, I will be all over this stuff.

Well I dealt with it by going out last Friday, getting hammered and waking up with a 22 year old next to me. BOO YAH.
But seriously. I think that helped me a great deal. Even though we did not end up doing anything it was still nice to wake up with a soft 22 year old.
As you may know from my thread I was massively heartbroken. But because of my friends here and in real life I realised I just had to get on with it. The way I see it now, I can do anything I want to when I want to do it. I am still missing her like mad, but what's the point in doing yourself more harm by not getting on with things.
Oh and this FunClub business sounds right up my alley. Norf Landan unite!

I thought you said you woke up with a 22 yr old boy next to you![]()

TheWhy? Does it turn you on to think of me waking up to a 22 year old boy?![]()
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was at my stupidity. 22 is a little bit young, even for me 
I'm 44 today

It's a horrible looking number. It looks like it should have moths flying out of it. It also means my half your age plus seven has gone up to 29.Yes, I know. I read AND posted on your birthday thread. Why the sad face?![]()
It's a horrible looking number. It looks like it should have moths flying out of it. It also means my half your age plus seven has gone up to 29.


It's a horrible looking number. It looks like it should have moths flying out of it. It also means my half your age plus seven has gone up to 29.


The best thing that came out of my singledom was being able to watch America's Next Top Model and Hollyoaks again.
*Adopts forced looking hetero stance*
hey, who remembers lewis? So sad...so sad.
The best thing that came out of my singledom was being able to watch America's Next Top Model and Hollyoaks again.
I realise these might be quite person-specific things, but you catch my drift.


Hahahaha Lewis. I remember when him and baggy eyed Ruth (who was obviously taking some well needed time off from her fucking dissssserrrtation) had filthy rumpy on the balcony of the nightclub.
it was actually rankus.
Did he beat her up? Probably for going on about her dissertation. It was pretty annoying.
I fucking hated the way Ruth said 'Lewis'. Urgh.
I guess the way I am embracing it is by enjoying my freedom, I do what I like and don't answer to anyone.
Last time I was single was when I was 35 and it was just the same as when I was 28. Don't panic, have a riot![]()
They will be much easier. The internet is here.
coupled with te fact that the guy's a fucking hottie!! (sorry, but you are)
Girl, you know it's true.
oh yeah, you go girl!! (I'm a boy, but hey, I'm easy, as yelkcub could find out to his missadventure)
Let's all fuck Yelkcub. It's been a hard year for us all (fnar fnar) and we deserve some fun, so let's get some! In his bum!
NB- not in his bum.
Incidentally, Harrison Ford was 44 when he landed the role as Hans Solo.
I'm gonna go away now, I think.


I'm 44 today![]()