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"edgy"? discuss!

It's one of those hanging curtain type changing rooms, that never properly closes so you end up flashing your arse to have the shop (or you do if your arse is my size)

Also (although they may have changed this now) they don't have a mirror in the changing room, so you have to come out to see what it looks like, which can also be pretty shameful.


It's more stressful, than edgy really... ;)
 
pootle said:
It's one of those hanging curtain type changing rooms, that never properly closes so you end up flashing your arse to have the shop (or you do if your arse is my size)

The oxfam in Dalston has changing rooms like that. I was once trying stuff on and noticed this guy watching me through the crack in the curtain! :mad:
 
boohoo said:
The oxfam in Dalston has changing rooms like that. I was once trying stuff on and noticed this guy watching me through the crack in the curtain! :mad:
Bloody Hell! :eek: Did Eastender apologise then? ;)
 
RushcroftRoader said:
Wearing a tweed jacket in Windrush Square. Not that I ever would clearly.

Careful, tiger.

Phildwyer will be taking your mention of tweed as an indication of your *obvious* whiteness! :D ;) :D
 
Living above the fifth floor, not far from a ten times larger estate that's due for demolition :(

Not having to find 'excuses' to exercise your right to buy ... cos you never had enough after beer costs to do so!!!! :D :p
 
William of Walworth said:
Living above the fifth floor, not far from a ten times larger estate that's due for demolition :(

surely there maybe a short term bonus of an extended view?
 
ViolentPanda said:
Careful, tiger.

Phildwyer will be taking your mention of tweed as an indication of your *obvious* whiteness! :D ;) :D

oh god, please don't mention that name. Lets hope we dont get more of that subconsious racsist bollocks
:D
 
Ha! I remember the time when I was doing business with a *very* well known Brixton figure who was in the Music and Nightclubs business. I had to meet him in Pedro Keys, and when I walked in, the look of panic among the assembled yoots as they hid their stashes made me laugh out loud.

I just went 'its OK lads, I'm not the Old Bill' and they all calmed down, and when my man arrived we did the whole meeting surrounded by thirty pairs of hoodie clad eyes...

I felt like Han Solo talking to Lando Calrissian surrounded by Jawas.

Now *thats* edgy! :D
 
William of Walworth said:
Oh yes, but there are all sorts of issues .... have a look at the thread in the London Forum relating to the Aylesbury Estate for details ...

yup, just read that, agreed!

it was said with good intentions! :)
 
Walking the length of Brixton Road and Coldharbour lane without once taking a wazz in public, now that's "edgy"!!!
 
ViolentPanda said:
Walking the length of Brixton Road and Coldharbour lane without once taking a wazz in public, now that's "edgy"!!!

Talking about wazzs, I walked out my door last saturday morning at about 8am to see a sweet looking lady of about 60 on the other side of the road. As I crossed the street about 10 feet away from her, (see hadn't seen me), she leaned her back against the fence, spread her feet and while still standing up, violently pissed everywhere. She looked perfectly unconcerned at the prospect of anyone seeing her do it.
As the steaming torrent of piss spread over the road, my mind wandered back to the halcyion days of my childhood in the country and the sight of cows innocently fertilising the green fields with their projectile wee wee.

:D
 
RushcroftRoader said:
Talking about wazzs, I walked out my door last saturday morning at about 8am to see a sweet looking lady of about 60 on the other side of the road. As I crossed the street about 10 feet away from her, (see hadn't seen me), she leaned her back against the fence, spread her feet and while still standing up, violently pissed everywhere. She looked perfectly unconcerned at the prospect of anyone seeing her do it.
:eek: :eek:
As the steaming torrent of piss spread over the road, my mind wandered back to the halcyion days of my childhood in the country and the sight of cows innocently fertilising the green fields with their projectile wee wee.

:D
I wouldn't mind if people were pissing on soil or grass, it's their habit of pissing up brickwork and on pavement that narks me.
 
RushcroftRoader said:
Talking about wazzs, I walked out my door last saturday morning at about 8am to see a sweet looking lady of about 60 on the other side of the road. As I crossed the street about 10 feet away from her, (see hadn't seen me), she leaned her back against the fence, spread her feet and while still standing up, violently pissed everywhere. She looked perfectly unconcerned at the prospect of anyone seeing her do it.
As the steaming torrent of piss spread over the road, my mind wandered back to the halcyion days of my childhood in the country and the sight of cows innocently fertilising the green fields with their projectile wee wee.

:D
I wonder if she's the same nice old lady who approached me whilst I was having brekkie outside one sunny Sunday morning at SW9. She thrust her hand over my scrambled egg and said "Give me a pound" to which I replied 'sorry, no'. So she walked about 5 yards, pulled down her tights, lifted her skirt, pointed her arse in my general direction and - well, I was quite impressed by the power of it all...
 
If I am at home during the day I see people pissing on the bins opposite my house at least 5 times a day.
I wish there were public toilets in London. Not just more public toilets just some. By which I mean more!
Shippou-Chan said:
peeing out side is best done at about 4am when it is pitch black really cold and up against a tree
 
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