Oh my Goddess, no we can't pin it on Neil.
1. Your Mum might disown you
2. I've just had a terrible waking nightmare concerning the glam band Sweet, and a traumatic dental appointment at age 5.
It was all going on. How many zillions of lyrics contain the word "sweet" It's a veritable confectionery conspiracy I tell ya.......
And there's another thing. We'd get sent to vicious dentists who would remove your teeth soon as look at you. They used to bung you a lollipop for being brave

and to guarantee repeat custom. At least it was NHS. In the 90s, just as those dental chickens were coming home to roost NHS dentistry was decimated. Even if you were one of the tiny minority who could hold of a dentist you had to practically remortgage to pay the fees.
It sure is a weird, wacky and wonderful world. I'm very sorry about the rant. I think I've started clucking. I'm off to mainline a mars bar