Eastenders.

[Groucho]

Is that fuckin doctor the biggest fuckin wimp on the planet, or what?

As for little Mo, why doesn't she just stop wimping about?

What a couple they would make! If they did ever get together it would have to be the pet budgie who 'wore the trousers' in their relationship.

 

[zoooo]

Silly mare. Does she honestly think she'll ever do better than him?
Dear me...

Has a doctor ever stayed in the show longer than 5 bloody minutes? They'll have to bring trusty old Doctor Leg back.

 

[Termite Man]

They'll have to bring trusty old Doctor Leg back.

Isn't Dr Leg dead ? Maybe thats the new idea for Eastenders , a zombie holocaust week where the dead come back to live and start killing off cast memebers . Thet can start with pauline fowler then when shes a zombie Martin can have to shoot her IN THE FACE .

 

[zoooo]

Aw. Good idea!
But please don't make me think of Martin Fowler and Simon Pegg in one sentence.
It is disturbing.