Eastenders

[boohoo]

Possibly or worse
The house burned
He's not getting married...

ohhhhhh - I see....I haven't watched this for years...

and nurse gladys from open all hours too....

 

[spanglechick]

He's not getting married...

...today

 

[Nine Bob Note]

How many times can Ian Beale get married?

As his daughter Lucy so dryly put it "We love going to dad's weddings"

 

[Pigeon]

there was a house fire.

Which miraculously caused no structural damage and left the nets sparkling white.

 

[Griff]

Well that was a relief that Ian & Pauline's horrible scheming didn't pay off.

When's Ian's head going to be flushed down the toilet again.

 

[dolly's gal]

Well that was a relief that Ian & Pauline's horrible scheming didn't pay off.

i was so pleased i clapped and cheered but then i am pretty sad. now we just need sonia to kill pauline and it will all be good

 

[Orang Utan]

Well that was a relief that Ian & Pauline's horrible scheming didn't pay off.

has it all gone wrong thenh? I missed it yesterday and Tuesday. Do they know she doesn't have cancer?

 

[Griff]

Best line of the half hour was when Mo exposed herself to Charlie

Charlie: "Aggggggh!"

Mo: "I thought you were at work"

Charlie: "I wish I was!"

That really made me laugh.

 

[Hellsbells]

What on earth was the point of that 2 minute scene with the irritating Wick's family winning £1000 on the pools.

 

[Griff]

has it all gone wrong thenh? I missed it yesterday and Tuesday. Do they know she doesn't have cancer?

No that's just Ian and Pauline's little secret.

Ian was all set up to humiliate Jane at the alter (well the community centre really ), but Phil was onto him doing something dodgy.

As Jane was leaving her phone went and she got a text (we don't know who from), then Charlie came in and announced to everyone that the wedding was off. Ian & Pauline looked gutted.

Or summat like like.

Yeah, what was the point of Phill Daniels winning £1000 on the pools?

 

[Lisarocket]

What on earth was the point of that 2 minute scene with the irritating Wick's family winning £1000 on the pools.

It's so that they can all go on a caravan holiday and give the rest of the cast a week off...

I don't like the ones where they go on holiday and it lasts a few episodes...boring

 

[Hellsbells]

It's so that they can all go on a caravan holiday and give the rest of the cast a week off...

Are you serious? They're actually going to have entire episodes focusing entirely on that awful, pointless family on a bloody caravan holiday? WHY?!? Arghhh. Just when the show seems to be picking up and getting slightly interesting again aswell.

 

[liberty]

Best line of the half hour was when Mo exposed herself to Charlie

Charlie: "Aggggggh!"

Mo: "I thought you were at work"

Charlie: "I wish I was!"

That really made me laugh.

This was classic and we both laughed a lot.. Ian and Pauline are evil

 

[Lisarocket]

Are you serious? They're actually going to have entire episodes focusing entirely on that awful, pointless family on a bloody caravan holiday? WHY?!? Arghhh. Just when the show seems to be picking up and getting slightly interesting again aswell.

I'm not sure if it will be multiple episodes, but that's what usually happens when they do holiday episodes. I think Patrick and Yolande will be going with them, so it's probably a storyline to bring out the fact that Patrick has been lying about being Denise's dad...

 

[Griff]

I'm not sure if it will be multiple episodes, but that's what usually happens when they do holiday episodes. I think Patrick and Yolande will be going with them, so it's probably a storyline to bring out the fact that Patrick has been lying about being Denise's dad...

Boring.

Just hope Phil Daniels gets some good one-liners.

 

[dolly's gal]

so it's probably a storyline to bring out the fact that Patrick has been lying about being Denise's dad...

god, why does everyone want to be denise's dad when they're not?!

 

[Balbi]

That was so bad it was amazing.

 

[Groucho]

That was so bad it was amazing.

Yep! And to think I could be out drinking and that and I've have missed it!



(pAULINE IS STARTING TO GROW ON ME AS HER evilness takes on pantomime baddy proprtions)

 

[Balbi]

I've spent years, YEARS shouting 'FUCK OFF AND DIE' already at Pauline.

Now it's going to happen .

If I was Ian, I'd have sauntered across the road - walked into the Vic and announced that Pauline was a girt big liar about having cancer, explaining in detail how she planned the whole thing and then excusing oneself in order to go home, put the kids to bed and give the missus a good seeing to.

But I'm like that

 

[_angel_]

That was so bad it was amazing.

It was

 

[wiskey]

I've spent years, YEARS shouting 'FUCK OFF AND DIE' already at Pauline.

Now it's going to happen .

i always said i was only gonna watch till she died

 

[wiskey]

i seem to have missed the episode where the billy/petal/honey thing was concluded - what happened?

last i saw she went awol leaving him with the baby, what happened after that??

 

[Griff]

That Bert at the hospice thing was a bit of unnecessary depressingness wasn't it.

 

[Balbi]

Missed it as I was at the football

Tonight I can make it though

 

[Griff]

Tonight I can make it though

All the fun & goings on in Dorset tonight.

 

[LM17]

Have I missed something? Saw Friday night's episode when Ian was left at the altar, then last night was the godawful visit to the seaside and Bert at the hospice. What happened to Ian and the wedding disaster?

 

[Balbi]

You saw Thursdays then.

Fridays episode was a display of such absolute scripted bollocks, it was superb.

I can't even begin to describe the whole thing

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

That Bert at the hospice thing was a bit of unnecessary depressingness wasn't it.

Anything with Bert in it is unnecessary.

How do they manage to keep coming up with such shit characters?

 

[sparkling]

I've not seen EE for months but decided to treat or punish myself depending on your point of view by watching the Sunday ominbus. I have to say it was so bad it was excellent.

Over acting, poor script and storylines and lots of rain and mud plus of course Pauline now becoming the wicked witch of Narnia...it was great. I am now hooked again.

BTW I caught up in an instant but what did happen to Honey and baby and who is the drippy girl Phil is with?

 

[spanglechick]

Anything with Bert in it is unnecessary.

How do they manage to keep coming up with such shit characters?

the bert thing is clearly to introduce this new "grandson" character. and possibly the grandson's feckless father.

oh, and bert is clearly going to go off with Pat.