Eastenders

[maldwyn]

I can’t stand the way scenes seem to change every 30 seconds - splice, splice, splice - does my head in.

It must be really tough being an actor; one day you’re Miss Brahms , the next Pauline Fowler.

 

[Charlie Drake]

Has Rubes really gone?

 

[bigbry]

Is Pauline Fowler a gonna?

So last night she said to Ian that it was a lie !

Is it me or is this just a recycling of the thread where Ian told Mel that Lucy had got cancer ?

 

[g force]

Pauline's a goner in about a month's time

 

[zenie]

So there isnt really a wedding at all?

Has he not set up the registry office?

Didnt Pauline come across as a really fuckin nasty piece of work last night?

Will Grant come back?

 

[Griff]

Didnt Pauline come across as a really fuckin nasty piece of work last night?

Yeah, a really vindictive old bitch.

What day is Ian's wedding by the way?

 

[zenie]

Yeah, a really vindictive old bitch.

What day is Ian's wedding by the way?

I think it will be in thursdays which if I am not mistaken is an hour long special

Was gonna try to go to offline but.......

 

[Griff]

I think it will be in thursdays which if I am not mistaken is an hour long special

I'm out Friday and didn't wanna miss it.

 

[Pigeon]

So last night she said to Ian that it was a lie !

Is it me or is this just a recycling of the thread where Ian told Mel that Lucy had got cancer ?

Don't be preposterous, course it's not.

It's a recycling of the thread when Aaaaaange told Den she had a tumour.

 

[Dubversion]

I might actually watch this - I haven't watched a minute of Eastenders in about a decade, but I'd pay good money to see Fowler kick the bucket.

 

[May Kasahara]

Didnt Pauline come across as a really fuckin nasty piece of work last night?

Quelle surprise. What a loathsome old bitch she is, I can't wait to see her croak. Like Dub, I stopped watching Enders ages ago*, but I positively look forward to the Christmas episode in which she kicks the bucket, preferably with everyone in the square lining up to tell her how WRONG she is before she goes.

*I was watching it last night to relieve my own misery. Worked a treat!

 

[Groucho]

My first Urban thread was on Eastenders. No-one replied.
Back then such trash popular culture seems to have been beneath discussion. My second thread was on Most Haunted Live! which took off a treat. These days there are more threads on X-Factor, Eastenders, etc than on 'What will life be like in an Anarchist society?' or 'Will there be crime once we have abolished the filth?' or 'The great Monarchy debate: hang 'em or shoot 'em?' I am pleased that I appear to have contributed to the 'dumbing down' of Urban!

 

[dolly's gal]

how's the witch going to actually cark it then? anyone know? maybe (hopefully) sonia will spectacularly gut her from the inside out, and trawl her entrails from the vic roof, across the square, right up to the fucking allotment where she uses them as compost for some of arthur's remaining prize runner beans

 

[Hellsbells]

Isn't it going to be a whodunit murder type thing like Corrie are doing?
Surely once her sordid lies are revealed, there'll be a whole queue of people out for her blood.

And by the way....where on earth is Rebecca? Did she die in the house fire without anyone noticing or has she just been hiding behind the sofa for the last few months?

 

[Pip]

Isn't it going to be a whodunit murder type thing like Corrie are doing?
Surely once her sordid lies are revealed, there'll be a whole queue of people out for her blood.

And by the way....where on earth is Rebecca? Did she die in the house fire without anyone noticing or has she just been hiding behind the sofa for the last few months?

She was at school!
I think Pauline will die in an accident but it'll LOOK like murder and Sonia (and maybe Martin too) will get banged up for it. I'm right about all other soap plots so I'm right about this too (don't get me started on the Archers).

 

[Ranu]

My money's on Sonia murdering her.

 

[Griff]

I liked Jake, is he going to make a comeback or was he 'offed' for sure?

 

[g force]

He's not been on set in a loooong time. Neither have a lot of people though

I don't think Sonia or Martin are going anywhere according to my source.

 

[Hellsbells]

I don't think Sonia or Martin are going anywhere according to my source.

Sonia is definitely leaving the show. I heard her talk about it in an interview. Natalie whats her name that is, not 'sonia'. Obviously. Or not. I get confused with soaps characters and real life actors

 

[Lisarocket]

He's not been on set in a loooong time. Neither have a lot of people though

I don't think Sonia or Martin are going anywhere according to my source.

There were links to some stills of Paulines Funeral on Digital Spy, which had Martin being taken away by the Police....

 

[Griff]

There were links to some stills of Paulines Funeral on Digital Spy, which had Martin being taken away by the Police....

He finally see sense and cracks her skull with a hammer then?

 

[Pigeon]

He finally see sense and cracks her skull with a hammer then?

Or traps her on her sunbed till she fries to a crisp.

 

[liberty]

What happened to Jake the last one I saw was when the boyz had come for him

 

[Lisarocket]

What happened to Jake the last one I saw was when the boyz had come for him

It's just been left like that. I hope he will be back at some point.

 

[Griff]

I think it will be in thursdays which if I am not mistaken is an hour long special

Nah, it's only half an hour tonight, which means I'll have to wait to Sunday to see what happens at Ian's wedding.

 

[Chester Copperpot]

What happened to Jake the last one I saw was when the boyz had come for him

I think Jake may have bitten the dust

 

[boohoo]

Some questions....

Is Barbara Windsor botoxed?
Why is Pauline's house decorated in grey?
How many times can Ian Beale get married?

 

[Groucho]

Some questions....

Is Barbara Windsor botoxed?
Why is Pauline's house decorated in grey?
How many times can Ian Beale get married?

Possibly or worse
The house burned
He's not getting married...

 

[spanglechick]

Some questions....

Is Barbara Windsor botoxed?
Why is Pauline's house decorated in grey?
How many times can Ian Beale get married?

does the pope shit in the woods?
there was a house fire.
lots - tis an East End tradition, like Pearly kings.

 

[Groucho]

I think Jake may have bitten the dust

They've left it open but with a strong hint of having snuffed it.