eastenders last night

[Minnie_the_Minx]

ja!!!! We know. But where was he when was missing? How was he missing?

we don't know....

It went something like.

Ian missing, kids turning on Ians wife.

---------------------- <---------- What happened here...?


Ian's back, looks like a drunk. Wife in hospital.

I'm not sure as I was on holiday but when I returned, the Wicks boy had Ian in a room in a flat and Ian's daughter was also there but I'm not sure how that came about

 

[KeyboardJockey]

chubby???! in what way is she "chubby"?!?!?

Curvy I'd say (although she could do with a bit more curves to be ideal for me)

 

[zenie]

The whole storyline was ridiculous in the first place - zero chemistry. Stacey is a squat, chubby troll (whereas Tanya is the sexy as fuck mother of his children) and Max is not exactly the handsome old devil (whereas Bradley I guess has a certain charm).

Im afraid I have to disagree!

Where's that pic of when she seduced Max?

*fans self*

and Max is hot - cos I like bastards

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

chubby???! in what way is she "chubby"?!?!?

Not chubby at all, unless you're into Size 0s
http://www.laceyturner.info/lacey_turner_wallpaper_01_800x600.jpg

 

[zenie]

Real heffa she is!!

 

[Jambooboo]

Stacey remind me of various chubby lasses who have screwed all the guys to make up for her self-esteem issues - equally at home chowing down on a kebab or chowing down on a cock.



And IMO Max doesn't have the sexual charisma to carry off being a bad boy/tough guy, whereas someone like Shaun (and Dennis before him) does.

 

[miss direct]

People who say things like that are one of the reasons so many young girls think they are fat, when they are not. Idiot.

 

[miss direct]

Anyway, back to Eastenders. I think it will all come out on Christmas Day. Although not sure why it would take that long for everyone to watch the wedding video.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Anyway, back to Eastenders. I think it will all come out on Christmas Day. Although not sure why it would take that long for everyone to watch the wedding video.

maybe they'll do a Den and Angie and Bradley will serve Stacey divorce papers on Christmas Day?

 

[zenie]

Stacey remind me of various chubby lasses who have screwed all the guys to make up for her self-esteem issues - equally at home chowing down on a kebab or chowing down on a cock.



And IMO Max doesn't have the sexual charisma to carry off being a bad boy/tough guy, whereas someone like Shaun (and Dennis before him) does.

charming

 

[andy2002]

Isn't this secret video tape plot just a slightly more sophisticated rehash of the "Sharongate" audio tape one from a few years ago? I don't know how these writers get away with it etc.

 

[Hellsbells]

Isn't this secret video tape plot just a slightly more sophisticated rehash of the "Sharongate" audio tape one from a few years ago? I don't know how these writers get away with it etc.

yeah thats what i thought. Maybe they'll show a christmas movie in the vic but the tapes will get accidently mixed up and Stacey and Bradley's wedding video will get shown instead.

I'm sure they'll manage to drag it out til christmas anyway.

 

[g force]

Stacey remind me of various chubby lasses who have screwed all the guys to make up for her self-esteem issues - equally at home chowing down on a kebab or chowing down on a cock.



And IMO Max doesn't have the sexual charisma to carry off being a bad boy/tough guy, whereas someone like Shaun (and Dennis before him) does.

Tosser

 

[dirtysanta]

Stacey remind me of various chubby lasses who have screwed all the guys to make up for her self-esteem issues - equally at home chowing down on a kebab or chowing down on a cock.

Jambooboo earlier

 

[zoooo]

Stacey's skinny. She just has a sweet little chipmunk face, which for some reason seems to make some people think she's bigger than she is. (See also Kelly Osborne, for that matter.)

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

BUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO IAN!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!eleven!!!!!!!

 

[rollinder]

he got taken hostage by Steven who left him locked up unseen in the flat while everybody thought he'd gone missing.

 

[Geri]

Bradley hmmmmm! IMO a 6 pinter pair of beer goggles.

I think Bradley is cute.

 

[SwizzleStiX]

I think Bradley is cute.

Yeah, he's sweet

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

he got taken hostage by Steven who left him locked up unseen in the flat while everybody thought he'd gone missing.

I love you.


I even texted my ex wife in the hope she could shed some light.

 

[Jambooboo]

Jambooboo earlier

Hehe - real charmer I am.

Still not a believable storyline though re: Max - you don't go out to eat burgers made from reformed meat when you've got a big juicy t-bone at home.

 

[aqua]

I've bumped this cos I'm lost with EE and wondered if someone could fill me in

who the bloody hell is the blond living with Dot? Where she come from?

 

[andy2002]

I've bumped this cos I'm lost with EE and wondered if someone could fill me in

who the bloody hell is the blond living with Dot? Where she come from?

Have only seen bits and bobs of Enders lately but I think she's Clare who was in the show years and years ago – she was Debbie's daughter and left the Square with Nigel after Debbie died. It's the same actress – Gemma something or other.

 

[andy2002]

This link explains it all:

http://primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk/gemma-bissex-leaves-hollyoaks-and-returns-to-eastenders/

 

[aqua]

so why is she after max?

 

[goldenecitrone]

I've bumped this cos I'm lost with EE and wondered if someone could fill me in

who the bloody hell is the blond living with Dot? Where she come from?

I've not watched it for years but I'll have a go. The blonde is a new Mitchell sister/cousin/ex-wife and is back for revenge. Some psychopathic bloke is going round ripping people off but only a few people have clocked what he's really like and most people are still charmed by him. Emotions are highly-charged after the recent death of a much loved character. Some more 'greats' of British tv have joined the cast recently, maybe Robin Askwith or Bernard Bresslaw. It's cold, grey and miserable but the cheeky market-stall holders are still being cheeky and shagging each other. However, despite the cheekiness and shagging a pall of misery is discernible in the majority of the red-faced cast who have major drug habits and mental health problems.
Was I close?

 

[aqua]

nope

 

[aqua]

actually, I can't even watch it with that woman in it - she just fucks me off too much

 

[citygirl]

so why is she after max?

oh it's not JUST max...is EVERY bloke so far (apart from poor gus)

bradley looks like he's gunna be next on her list

the words gold-digging slapper come to mind....


but her and max look like they'd make a great match

 

[zoooo]

She's got a weird secret notebook she keeps filling in with details on every bloke on the square.

Hopefully she's going to be a proper mental.