eastenders - bizarre and shit

[Dan U]

We've got an open plan thing here, can't avoid whatevers on. When i used to watch it i used to laugh at nasty nicks terrible acting. Nothings changed.

that was about when i stopped as well

 

[aqua]

Harry Hill should do a compilation of them. Some of them are bizzare.

now harry hill

man i hate him

 

[Mr Moose]

now harry hill

man i hate him

Because?..

 

[butchersapron]

now harry hill

man i hate him

Weirdo

 

[aqua]

Because?..

because he's an unfunny twat

Weirdo

that's as maybe but he's still shit

 

[Maggot]

because he's an unfunny twat

that's as maybe but he's still shit

Anyone who doesn't find this funny, has a sense of humour failure!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lHhMhJB1F5E

 

[Mr Moose]

because he's an unfunny twat

Piss taker and a bit dodgy perhaps, but very funny surely?

 

[Callum91]

I've heard knock-knock jokes funnier than Harry Hill...

 

[Sunray]

Just remember that every second watching Eastenders could be spent doing something else more productive and that includes watching paint dry, at least that has a happy ending.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

because he's an unfunny twat

that's as maybe but he's still shit

 

[butchersapron]

Situations vary.

 

[Iguana]

It reached a nadir for me when Bianca's mum left, or was it the other way around, to go to South London and it was as if they would never see each other again.

Its no advert for public transport.

I don't watch EE but do read World of Lather in the Guardian guide and apparently over xmas great upset was had as some people decide to move to Dagenham and their family was upset as they liked having them nearby.

 

[davesgcr]

Dreadfull programme - but we had a good discussion in work about the "sustainability" of the Square - no one really works and its got an unique economic microclimate !

Note how random mutes buy random clothes off the stall without a word ! Where do they do the heavy shopping , ? Intriguing

 

[quimcunx]

I haven't watched it since they killed Saskia with an ashtray. Can somebody fill me in?

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I haven't watched it since they killed Saskia with an ashtray. Can somebody fill me in?

Everything is still shit.

 

[DotCommunist]

I haven't watched it since they killed Saskia with an ashtray. Can somebody fill me in?

it's still a bunch of joyless twats and their dramas. The Queen Vic is still considered the most suitable place the airing of dirty laundry

 

[_angel_]

So weirdly incestuous.

Everyone only sleeps with the same people or invests in the same cafe.

It reached a nadir for me when Bianca's mum left, or was it the other way around, to go to South London and it was as if they would never see each other again.

Its no advert for public transport.

The fact Carol couldn't even drag herself back across London when her underage daughter unexpectedly gave birth was also ..


Ronnie diving into a frozen lake and not getting hypothermia/ even a bit wet and cold looking has to be a new all time low.

Max being allowed into see Tanya in jail (even tho he is the supposed victim!) then him being allowed into her cell (even more )

Now a little girl is supposed to be some arch villain!!

I dunno, they do one or two decent episodes (Bianca/ Whitney/ whispering Tony) then fuck up big style.

Also couldn't care less about the Brannings. Am bored of everybody attempting to kill Max now.

 

[catinthehat]

I think the writers have a hat with 'in the style of' names. Currently they have pulled 'Dickens'

 

[Pigeon]

What the fuckin hell was supposed to be happening yesterday? Handcuffs, St Bernards, petrol, suspenders???

 

[Griff]

What the fuckin hell was supposed to be happening yesterday? Handcuffs, St Bernards, petrol, suspenders???

Yeah, that was a bit odd.

So Bradley now has a Crufts winning dog.

 

[rubbershoes]

It reached a nadir for me when Bianca's mum left, or was it the other way around, to go to South London and it was as if they would never see each other again.

Its no advert for public transport.

when i worked in Whitechapel i arranged an appointment for a client in Snaresbrook..
she threw up her hands in horror

how am i going to get there????

i pointed out it was only 6 stops on the tube

and she was a proper east ender

 

[zenie]

What the fuckin hell was supposed to be happening yesterday? Handcuffs, St Bernards, petrol, suspenders???

Yeh was all a bit odd, what will happen to Jack now?

And when is that fuckin girl gonna tell Ronnie she's her daughter it's doing my nut in

 

[Griff]

And when is that fuckin girl gonna tell Ronnie she's her daughter it's doing my nut in

I don't see it all the time, but are you talking about the girl in the massage parlour, is that Ronnie's daughter? The love of Jay's life.

 

[Hellsbells]

I don't see it all the time, but are you talking about the girl in the massage parlour, is that Ronnie's daughter? The love of Jay's life.

No, that's not Ronnie's daughter!!
Ronnie's daughter is the shy, irritating one who lives with Stacey, has blond hair and gormless expression

 

[Griff]

No, that's not Ronnie's daughter!!
Ronnie's daughter is the shy, irritating one who lives with Stacey, has blond hair and gormless expression

Oh, the strange pregnant one who Ronnie wanted to ship off back to Thetford.

 

[Griff]

When did you know she was Ronnie's daughter?

I thought she was having a lesbian moment about Ronnie a few months back.

 

[strung out]

that was revealed ages ago. i think archie knows, but he told ronnie that her daughter's dead

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

When did you know she was Ronnie's daughter?

I thought she was having a lesbian moment about Ronnie a few months back.

She had a locket

 

[Hellsbells]

It's been pretty obvious since she first arrived that whatsherface is Ronnie's daughter, and she's been on the square for what feels like bloody years now (maybe 7 or 8 months in reality).
I've never been able to work out whether us viewers were supposed to know who she was from the start, or whether it was actually meant to be a huge, shocking reveal. If so, that's another big fat FAIL for eastenders.

 

[Griff]

She had a locket

Ahhh! I see. Kind of slightly remember that, but didn't think she was actually her daughter.