Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Is it?
That Nanks post there is a bit kinky innit?
I can't help - it's the shoe horning - gives me the old 'ello charlie!
Is it?
That Nanks post there is a bit kinky innit?
Disturbing
I'd dock him some points for that...
I'm going to use this bullying as an excuse next time I cancel on the internets last minute

I'm going to use this bullying as an excuse next time I cancel on the internets last minute

I'm generally not a competitive person. You bring out the worst in me, Nanker![]()

When <insert footballer name> left <insert not good football team> to play for <insert good football team>, was that defecting? It's simply the cream rising to the top, my friend.
Also, I hope there are no sports-based questions this evening![]()

I'm trying to persuade myself to wake up enough to go. What if Team Peni5 and No Braynes both have 5 members? I don't want to be on my own.![]()

I'm trying to persuade myself to wake up enough to go. What if Team Peni5 and No Braynes both have 5 members? I don't want to be on my own.![]()

I can't come kids. I've only written 250 words of nonsense for a 3,000 word essay due in a week today. And what with crazy golf on Thursday...can't be out two nights this week
Go hard Team No Braynes! Make me as proud as a person who pretty much won a pub quiz by herself* and then proceeded to show off, sorry act proud and had a bottle of Champagne for her efforts
*slight exaggeration
