Dumbledore's a bloody grut woofta

[scumbalina]

Many people can be gay without having "cock on the brain".

Really? Cos I thought that gay people just ran around bumming everything in sight?

What with this being a serious thread n all

 

[madamv]

Well obviously from the students pov only......

Us grown ups all know that really you're worse than a bunch of sailors on shore leave...

 

[madamv]

He's not just a teacher though. He's Dumbledore. How's he meant to look after Hogwarts and protect Harry if he's got cock on the brain?

Nope nope nope.

Love it...

My new fave quote - cock on the brain

 

[Dovydaitis]

Really? Cos I thought that gay people just ran around bumming everything in sight?

What with this being a serious thread n all

 

[spanglechick]

Well obviously from the students pov only......

Us grown ups all know that really you're worse than a bunch of sailors on shore leave...

 

[longdog]

Many people can be gay without having "cock on the brain".

Stupid boy.

 

[longdog]

 

[scumbalina]

S'alright. You ain't gotta worry about you-know-who, so you can have as much cock or fanny on your brain as you want

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

One of Harry's first rites of passage in his new life is to select a wand (i.e. penis). The wand/penis is the most important tool in a Wizard's arsenal (or arse) and so this scene is treated with great reverence and mystery. While experiencing Diagon Alley for the first time, Harry also pauses with a group of other young boys to admire a much coveted broomstick (i.e. long hard shaft of wood).

Next paragraph...

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Love it...

My new fave quote - cock on the brain

The way you get it, is by being cockeyed.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

So dumbledore's gay. Fine.

Btw I haven't seen the last movie, or read the books.

Do Harry and Hermione ever fuck?

 

[DrRingDing]

Do Harry and Hermione ever fuck?

Unfortunetely not.

 

[scifisam]

I'm just surprised that Tonks and Lupin died without ever coming out. So, so gay, the pair of them - about as believable a marriage as Elton John and Kiki Dee.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Unfortunetely not.

Do we know that, or has it just not been announced yet?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I wonder if Donald Duck is a homosexual?

He isn't married, never seems to be with a woman, etc.

I think warner brothers should let us know.

 

[DexterTCN]

Marketing ploy.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I think Barney Rubble is closeted.

 

[DexterTCN]

I think Barney Rubble is closeted.

No, you mean you are closeted and you fantasize about Barney Rubble.

 

[scifisam]

Do we know that, or has it just not been announced yet?

Seems unlikely, since Hermione married Ron and Harry married Ginny. (I presume this thread is spoiler-friendly, due to the thread title).

 

[Cid]

I love the way the beeb used this image of 'harry'. Very camp:

 

[Lock&Light]

What with this being a serious thread n all

Go find a cause for your raised eyebrows. Or don't. It's not that I'd be bothered either way.

 

[Lock&Light]

Unfortunetely not.

Not from Ron's point of view.

 

[Lock&Light]

Do we know that, or has it just not been announced yet?

J.K.Rowling left a number of things hanging in the air. Even after the seventh book.

 

[rollinder]

I wonder if Donald Duck is a homosexual?

He isn't married, never seems to be with a woman, etc.

I think warner brothers should let us know.

poor Daisy

he's disney any way - unles you meant Daffy

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

poor Daisy

he's disney any way - unles you meant Daffy

Ok, Daffy. I always get confused with cartoon relationships.

 

[scumbalina]

Go find a cause for your raised eyebrows. Or don't. It's not that I'd be bothered either way.

I honestly haven't got the faintest idea what your problem is?

 

[Strumpet]

oooh, shut that magic portal betwixt the nether regions!

I always liked Dumbledore.

 

[detective-boy]

How's he meant to look after Hogwarts and protect Harry if he's got cock on the brain?

Have you previously posted (under the impression that he is straight) the question "How's he meant to look after Hogwarts and protect Harry if he's got cunt on the brain?"

No?

So why the fuck the gay stereotyping ...

 

[scumbalina]

Have you previously posted (under the impression that he is straight) the question "How's he meant to look after Hogwarts and protect Harry if he's got cunt on the brain?"

No?

So why the fuck the gay stereotyping ...

Er...yes I did

Jesus H Christ, I hope you're joking. I can't believe I'm typing this. I siad straight away that I didn't like the idea of him HAVING SEX of any sort

I don't like it

Dumbledore doesn't do sex, fanny, bum or otherwise

To which madamv said

Hmmm, I agree. Teachers dont have sex. They're just... well , teachers.

hence me pointing out that he wasn't just a teacher, he was extra special, what with looking after Hogwarts etc, and so him thinking about sex (or in his case, cock as he's gay) was extra wrong.

I cannot believe I just typed that.

 

[scumbalina]

God, it's almost as if people trawl threads looking for something to get upset about/fight about....