Dulwich Songs - How do they go?

Discussion in 'Dulwich Hamlet FC' started by 000, Jul 10, 2014.

  1. EDC

    EDC A Slightly Less Invisible Cyber Fan These Days

    It's wrong for me, it's always been "dont dilly dally, etc" at Chelsea as far as I'm convened. The "fuck off bollocks...." is fairly new as I'm aware and I don't like it.
     
  2. Taper

    Taper Well-Known Member

    Right, no fannying around: I've wasted half my morning re-working Electric Wizard's doom metal classic, Funeralopolis, to propel us to the play-offs. I've retained some of the phrases from the original. There's a lot of distorted bass in the song, so that would need some working out on the terraces.


    Dog Kennel Hill bus stop, Kinleigh, Folkard, Hayward
    Edgar Kail, this world is his tomb
    Human zombies, behold the Rabble
    No reason to live, keys in the air
    Craft beer stealth smuggling, entrance for a pittance
    Condemned to be bag searched before they drink
    Hundreds are screaming, cross the fucking ball in
    This season has died yet no one has seen


    Hamletopolis

    I don't care, this league means nothing
    the play-offs disappearing, my feelings are numb
    Faceless masses sat in the Tommy Jover
    Frozen solid for the glory of footer
    Hadley Property, flash press factories
    Corporate maggots feed on the Dultras
    Dulwich Hamlet, Tuscany incarnate
    Black clouds form to block out the sun


    Dog Kennel Bus Stop, dead black asteroid
    Edgar Kail, this world is his tomb
    Human zombies, behold the Rabble
    No reason to live, keys in the air


    Dulwich Hamlet
    Planet of the dred
    Toilets Opposite
    Planet of the dead


    Craft beer stealth smuggling, entrance for a pittance
    Condemned to be bag searched before they drink
    Hundreds are screaming, cross the fucking ball in
    This season has died yet no one has seen


    Dulwich Hamlet
    Planet of the dred
    Toilets Opposite
    Planet of the dead


    Hamletopolis
    Hamletopolis


    Overworked bar staff ready to strike
    This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
    Kevin James knees fucked ready to swear
    This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
    Ryan Moss explodes into action
    This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
    Big Phil Wilson leaps like a salmon
    This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
    Nyren Clunis’s seignerual rights over Peckahm
    This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
    Ethan Pinnock you’ll never get past him
    This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
    Gaffer Gavin Rose twats an apprentice
    This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight


    Fuck
     
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  3. Scutta

    Scutta Live Fast Die Bizarre

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  4. Scutta

    Scutta Live Fast Die Bizarre

    :D:D:D
     
  5. Dulwich Mishi

    Dulwich Mishi Old Skool Terrace Dinosaur-embracing the new-veau!

    Yeah, but you've always been a 'hatchets and hammers, army knives and spanners...' sort of chap... ;)
     
  6. Dulwich Mishi

    Dulwich Mishi Old Skool Terrace Dinosaur-embracing the new-veau!

    Amusing, very well written...but I suspect even you know that's a load of bollocks that would never materialise on the terraces for mass singing. Far too long for that, but would certainly fit a niche cliché market for some... ;)
     
  7. GregDHFC

    GregDHFC Well-Known Member

    I can provide the bass, and if we leave the amp out in the uncovered terraces that should provide the distortion, but to make it worth my while you're going to need to re-work more doom classics. If you get started now, we should have a full 90 minute set worked out by the Lewes game.
     
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  8. Taper

    Taper Well-Known Member

    You're on.

    I'll look to re-work Sleep's 63 minute doom epic Dopesmoker when I have time.
     
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  9. StephenMac

    StephenMac Well-Known Member

    Typical bloody Dulwich fans. Bunch of bloody doom metallers.
    (Scurries away to find out what doom metal is)
     
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  10. GregDHFC

    GregDHFC Well-Known Member

    "Here for doom metal! You're only here for doom metal!"
     
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  11. clog

    clog she seems to like to nitpick and moan a lot

    whenever I've heard it over the last 20 years it's been "fuck off bollocks". Dunno if that counts as old school enough.
     
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  12. AndyDHFC

    AndyDHFC Well-Known Member

    I think a doom metal DHFC outfit would be a very good successor to previous non-league club based bands.

    Who can forget:

    'Ha ha hee hee Hayes FC'

    and the classic:

    'Nigel wants his slippers back'
     
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  13. Latahs

    Latahs Well-Known Member

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  14. Taper

    Taper Well-Known Member

    Dip O)))
     
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  15. Latahs

    Latahs Well-Known Member

    DipO))) --ut of life with bong in hand.....
     
  16. ForwardHamlet

    ForwardHamlet Well-Known Member

    I would've thought being in Flock of Seagulls would've broadened your musical horizons far past doom metal.
     
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  17. Taper

    Taper Well-Known Member

    Yes, brilliant: we have our first line

    Who then are the Weedians?
     
  18. Latahs

    Latahs Well-Known Member

    Proceeds Willy Lillingtons' to NAZARETH!!! (i'm stopping this now)
     
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  19. Taper

    Taper Well-Known Member

    Yes, enough.

    Turns out to have been quite a doom themed morning as my Bongripper t-shirt has just arrived from the US. Might wear it for the Lewes game.
     
  20. Dulwich Mishi

    Dulwich Mishi Old Skool Terrace Dinosaur-embracing the new-veau!

    For those who haven't got a scooby what Andy is on about...many moons ago Slough Town fans had their own band, with songs about their club. Not chants, but proper musical ditties, they did gigs and sold tapes. Wish I still had them.
    At one point Hamlet fan Northern Roger lived in the flat above mine. I had been on the piss with Andy, and I invited him in after the pubs shut for some cans, and put some of their taps on...full blast, as we sang them drunkenly at the top of our pisshead voices.
    Apparently Roger didn't get much sleep upstairs that night... ;-)
     
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  21. Cyclodunc

    Cyclodunc Where's the slam tent, mate?

    "Woah oh oh it's Dipo, you know,
    He wears tracksuits to the disco"
     
  22. Joe K

    Joe K no al calcio con orchestra di ukulele

    I was enjoying the doom metal diversion on this thread. Guaranteed to Irk The Purists.
     
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  23. StephenMac

    StephenMac Well-Known Member

    Quite right. Doom metal name generator.
    Spoiler: You're Planetary Caravan. I'm pretty pleased with Distorted Grave.
     
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  24. Joe K

    Joe K no al calcio con orchestra di ukulele

    I can actually be Black Caravan as well, which is appropriate as it describes the accommodation on my average holiday.
     
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  25. Joe K

    Joe K no al calcio con orchestra di ukulele

    Pop quiz: guess the Dulwich fans from the Black Metal names. You're not allowed to refer back to the generator, and have to use their message board names for added 'fun'.

    Sighing Grave Candle
    Doomed Hallucination
    Acid Witchcraft
    Sleeping Witchcraft
    Doomed Orchid
    Planetary Witch
    Black Witch
    Sleeping Grave
     
  26. Cyclodunc

    Cyclodunc Where's the slam tent, mate?

    I like mine :cool:
     
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  27. Latahs

    Latahs Well-Known Member

    Smoky Snake.... but it doesn't really count as Latahs is a doom band name.

    The other doom band I was in was called Wychweed (-yeah I know!!)
     
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  28. Joe K

    Joe K no al calcio con orchestra di ukulele

    Haha. Up there with Super Hans' ill-starred skunk rock band Executioner's Bong.
     
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  29. WillClunas

    WillClunas Well-Known Member

    All the band names in Peep Show slay me, especially "Coming Up for Blair" :D
     
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  30. B.I.G

    B.I.G Well-Known Member

    Rochelle Rochelle
     
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