Dulwich Hamlet vs Woking, Monday 22 April 2019, 3pm

Discussion in 'Dulwich Hamlet FC' started by EDC, Apr 6, 2019.

  1. Ian Nicholson

    Ian Nicholson New Member

    All chaplains are equally available to those of all faiths and none - and I'm happy to access an Imam, Rabbi or Richard Dawkins devotee where requested by a player. Not so sure about a Shaman though:)
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  2. editor

    editor hiraethified

    Oh I wasn't suggesting shutting the forums down - that would be a terrible idea! I think a lot of us were tainted by the trip to Woking earlier this season - it really was a miserable experience and no one seemed particularly interested in responding, apart from the sneering gang on the forum.
  3. Dulwich Mishi

    Dulwich Mishi Old Skool Terrace Dinosaur-embracing the new-veau!

    Having now read about the good side side of Woking perhaps B.I.G could apologise for being so wide of the mark invtarring then all with his ‘hooligan’ brush...
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  4. Baldman

    Baldman New Member

    Dear editor, I don't think we should necessarily rule out closing down forums at this stage, we need to do all we can to promote the inclusivity revolution.

    I'm disappointed that my fellow Woking fans didn't accept criticism in good humour. They need to understand that the Dulwich Hamlet matchday experience is not just the most vibrant and inclusive in non-league, it is absolutely a template to be adopted by all clubs. The sneering contempt that was posted on this forum and on a blog were actually just being helpful and, speaking personally, they helped the scales fall from my eyes (apologies for the bible reference, other religious texts are just as valid here).

    I looked through the rudeness and terrible self-satisfied smugness and I now realise that all other clubs have been doing football wrong for the last century or so. Even the comments that were posted BEFORE your trip to our ground referencing Woking as "the arsehole of the Southern universe," and stating that "I'll bet their support is nowhere near as vibrant and diverse as ours," which some people saw as evidence of chippyness, were useful in my Damascene conversion.

    So, I am starting a campaign to FREE our supporters and visitors from the tyranny of Health and Safety legislation. We should ignore all recommendations by the police and ground licencing authorities and, if that leads to fines and other sanctions, then so be it. No revolution was ever successful without a few casualties.

    PS: Sorry to go on, but as Comrade Trotsky said, "Revolutions are always verbose."
  5. Taper

    Taper Mark McGann

    I'm sure we'll all get on just fine.
  6. editor

    editor hiraethified

    I know you think you're being positively hilarious here but I'm afraid I have to break the news: you're just a bit tedious. But thanks for all the effort. You tried.
  7. B.I.G

    B.I.G Well-Known Member

    Woking fans better than Dulwich fans.

  8. Dulwich Mishi

    Dulwich Mishi Old Skool Terrace Dinosaur-embracing the new-veau!

    Call me old fashioned if you have the bollocks to tar a whole club you should have the bollocks to say it to their face or let them know who you are, rather than be a spineless shit stirring internet coward. But then what would I know eh, I’m just that bloke who nobody wants to travel on a coach with...
  9. editor

    editor hiraethified

    That's really out of order mate.
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  10. B.I.G

    B.I.G Well-Known Member

    You’ve been shown up. Justify it as you like.
  11. Dulwich Mishi

    Dulwich Mishi Old Skool Terrace Dinosaur-embracing the new-veau!

    That’s an opinion, I clearly disagree.
  12. Cyclodunc

    Cyclodunc Where's the slam tent, mate?

    Love this club
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  13. Dulwich Mishi

    Dulwich Mishi Old Skool Terrace Dinosaur-embracing the new-veau!

    Really? I’m not justifying anything.Especially to a shot stirring cunt like you. As far as I’m concerned you embarrass yourself & our Club with a lot of your posts. Each to their own.
  14. B.I.G

    B.I.G Well-Known Member

    Let’s hope Dulwich Mishi incitement to violence gets swept under the carpet just as his actual violence has been in the past.
  15. Dulwich Mishi

    Dulwich Mishi Old Skool Terrace Dinosaur-embracing the new-veau!

    Small world. So do I.
  16. Dulwich Mishi

    Dulwich Mishi Old Skool Terrace Dinosaur-embracing the new-veau!

    Incitement to violence? Yawn! I’m not the one tarring whole opposition thus getting their backs up. I’d say that’s incitement to violence...
  17. StephenMac

    StephenMac Well-Known Member

    Jesus fucking wept.
  18. tonysingh

    tonysingh Random Clever and Witty Strapline

    So, this Dulwich Hamlet v Woking game should be good eh? :thumbs:
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  19. scousedom

    scousedom Well-Known Member

    Talking of segregation. I remember years ago going to a Dortmund vs PSG Uefa Cup game. We were late getting into the Dortmund end because we had to wait while the PSG fans were escorted in in separate groups and segregated into three different bits of the stadium - to keep them from fighting amongst themselves (this is common with them apparently but I didn’t know at the time).

    I don’t know why I’m reminded of this now.
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  20. Dulwich Mishi

    Dulwich Mishi Old Skool Terrace Dinosaur-embracing the new-veau!

    You’re really comparing this to the PSG hooligan factions? Good grief...
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  21. pitchfork

    pitchfork Well-Known Member

    I take it you two won’t be sharing a haloumi skewer and a pint of craft ale?
  22. Dulwich Mishi

    Dulwich Mishi Old Skool Terrace Dinosaur-embracing the new-veau!

    I wouldn’t even know what a haloumi skewer is, give me plain good old fashioned cheese roll any day & as for the craft ale... I don’t drink, so your attempt at humour is a bit lost on me I’m afraid! As we’re talking food though, I’m in the mood to treat myself to a double,double at Arments tomorrow....
  23. DonkeyAssessor

    DonkeyAssessor Well-Known Member

    I thought divorce was supposed to be getting easier.
    pompeydunc likes this.
  24. Pink Panther

    Pink Panther Well-Known Member

    I've lost the will to live with this thread, I really can't take anymore. Time to work out how to use the "ignore thread" function again.
  25. Charltonlaw

    Charltonlaw New Member

    Sorry we are inclusive as a club - see the other posts. You seem to think you have invented inclusivity - in theory at least
  26. Blitzwalker

    Blitzwalker Well-Known Member

    I think I’ll join you. In fact, I’ll probably be giving this forum a swerve for a while. I’m all for free speech but the insults, foul language and generally unpleasant behaviour is getting ridiculous.
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  27. Charltonlaw

    Charltonlaw New Member

    Exactly - its a football club! How about we wont judge you for a few pompous, self opinionated idiots on your forum if you don't return the favour. That way we might enjoy a game of football between 2 teams of decent players and fans, the vast majority of whom are decent people having a day out
  28. dcdulwich

    dcdulwich Well-Known Member

    It’s actually 3334 although we had two broken seats fixed this week so it could be 3336.
    3334 however, is the figure recorded at our recent grading visit - so that’s the official number.
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  29. crocustim

    crocustim Well-Known Member

    Segregate the forum!
  30. Christian Burt

    Christian Burt Well-Known Member

    I'd imagine the people behind the scenes trying to organise a match day at Dulwich right now, with 3300+ spectators and possible segregation, just love this kind of thing.
    G Man and scousedom like this.

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