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Dulwich Hamlet: Transfer News for 2016/17 Season

HempFree

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I was alerted to this Carr thread by a Leatherhead fan and I have to say we were all rather amused by it. I thought you were on your high horses four years ago - drinking your cans of Red Stripe outside the ground to protest - but given the length time since the incident you have out Dulwiched yourselves.
Let's analyse what happened here. Your manager and a player have a falling out and to allow things to cool down rings up his mate... "'ere Brades, fancy taking on a striker I'm 'aving issues with?". "Gav mush, we'll do a two-er or something"... and so you keep (by virtue he hasn't signed permanently elsewhere) and we get a good striker. You're welcome.
So when your sitting there in your quilted jackets, #refugeeswelcome and £8 burgers take a little step back and at least realise that in the same thread you were worried about losing Vas... an ex-Leatherhead player. Never forgive. Never forget.
 

B.I.G

Well-Known Member
I was alerted to this Carr thread by a Leatherhead fan and I have to say we were all rather amused by it. I thought you were on your high horses four years ago - drinking your cans of Red Stripe outside the ground to protest - but given the length time since the incident you have out Dulwiched yourselves.
Let's analyse what happened here. Your manager and a player have a falling out and to allow things to cool down rings up his mate... "'ere Brades, fancy taking on a striker I'm 'aving issues with?". "Gav mush, we'll do a two-er or something"... and so you keep (by virtue he hasn't signed permanently elsewhere) and we get a good striker. You're welcome.
So when your sitting there in your quilted jackets, #refugeeswelcome and £8 burgers take a little step back and at least realise that in the same thread you were worried about losing Vas... an ex-Leatherhead player. Never forgive. Never forget.
All leatherhead fans, players, and officials are cheating cunts. Have a nice day.

We don't want to help you. We want to relegate you. We want your debts to overwhelm you.

And we are happy for any players that escape Leatherhead.

Maybe a wall will fall down on you at your shitty ground and you can feel what it is like.
 

ForwardHamlet

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I was alerted to this Carr thread by a Leatherhead fan and I have to say we were all rather amused by it. I thought you were on your high horses four years ago - drinking your cans of Red Stripe outside the ground to protest - but given the length time since the incident you have out Dulwiched yourselves.
Let's analyse what happened here. Your manager and a player have a falling out and to allow things to cool down rings up his mate... "'ere Brades, fancy taking on a striker I'm 'aving issues with?". "Gav mush, we'll do a two-er or something"... and so you keep (by virtue he hasn't signed permanently elsewhere) and we get a good striker. You're welcome.
So when your sitting there in your quilted jackets, #refugeeswelcome and £8 burgers take a little step back and at least realise that in the same thread you were worried about losing Vas... an ex-Leatherhead player. Never forgive. Never forget.
*you're
 

ForwardHamlet

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Did you now Vas used to play for Leathehead??? No one told me. I thought you were supposed to warn the public school boys about how to be a fan.

I look stupid now.
EVERYONE KNEW HE GOT THAT MOVE OFF THE BACK OF SCORING LIKE 43 GOALS BY CHRISTMAS LAST SEASON YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION
 

B.I.G

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EVERYONE KNEW HE GOT THAT MOVE OFF THE BACK OF SCORING LIKE 43 GOALS BY CHRISTMAS LAST SEASON YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION
Now you say it. I did see him score a goal or two against us.

Now how long would Leatherhead scum have taken to forgive us if our actions had cost them promotion?
 

Christian Burt

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I was alerted to this Carr thread by a Leatherhead fan and I have to say we were all rather amused by it. I thought you were on your high horses four years ago - drinking your cans of Red Stripe outside the ground to protest - but given the length time since the incident you have out Dulwiched yourselves.
Let's analyse what happened here. Your manager and a player have a falling out and to allow things to cool down rings up his mate... "'ere Brades, fancy taking on a striker I'm 'aving issues with?". "Gav mush, we'll do a two-er or something"... and so you keep (by virtue he hasn't signed permanently elsewhere) and we get a good striker. You're welcome.
So when your sitting there in your quilted jackets, #refugeeswelcome and £8 burgers take a little step back and at least realise that in the same thread you were worried about losing Vas... an ex-Leatherhead player. Never forgive. Never forget.
I'll ignore most of this WUM post: but don't bring the nectar known as Red Stripe lager into this. It's only guilty of providing sweet Jamaican honey on a sunny day lounging in the garden.
 

HempFree

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I assume this is a loaded questions as we lost 2-0, but in the interest of sharing he did OK. Woking are a couple of leagues higher and had us generally well marshalled but made some clever runs and frustrated their defenders.
 

B.I.G

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I assume this is a loaded questions as we lost 2-0, but in the interest of sharing he did OK. Woking are a couple of leagues higher and had us generally well marshalled but made some clever runs and frustrated their defenders.
Were you at the game against us where your wall collapsed?

Are you willing to accept that the game should have continued?

Willing to apologise for the behaviour of your players on the day?
 

B.I.G

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I think you should move on
Any reason? After all there is no reason to move on. Leatherhead did something despicable and no one will apologise for their behaviour or attempt to make amends.

Instead they include things like #refugeeswelcome, which makes you look a bit like a racist.
 

HempFree

New Member
Any reason? After all there is no reason to move on. Leatherhead did something despicable and no one will apologise for their behaviour or attempt to make amends.

Instead they include things like #refugeeswelcome, which makes you look a bit like a racist.
"All leatherhead fans, players, and officials are cheating cunts."

You fellas are a bunch of hypocrites. Every time there is a 50 50 challenge and your manager plus all 2,000 of you bay go up looking to influence the ref for a red card think about what you're doing. You feel hard done by? Tough. Let me tell you your manager would do the same as did Burgess Hill, Worthing and Cray when some adverse condition came along when they were losing to us. Do we print THE FOG T-shirts for when we play Burgess Hill (where the senior officials were informing the assessed ref of other games that had been cancelled to pressure him to call of a game when the fog was lifting)? No. Your manager will do the same I promise, and you'll go off having a good laugh while you drink organic nettle cider from a jam jar.

You have built up an impressive outfit, and good for you. I would have thought you could have spent your time more productively like asking why, given your huge attendance, you must be pound for pound the most disappointing side in the league and why (when it comes to play-offs) you are always the bridesmaid.
 

ForwardHamlet

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"All leatherhead fans, players, and officials are cheating cunts."

You fellas are a bunch of hypocrites. Every time there is a 50 50 challenge and your manager plus all 2,000 of you bay go up looking to influence the ref for a red card think about what you're doing. You feel hard done by? Tough. Let me tell you your manager would do the same as did Burgess Hill, Worthing and Cray when some adverse condition came along when they were losing to us. Do we print THE FOG T-shirts for when we play Burgess Hill (where the senior officials were informing the assessed ref of other games that had been cancelled to pressure him to call of a game when the fog was lifting)? No. Your manager will do the same I promise, and you'll go off having a good laugh while you drink organic nettle cider from a jam jar.

You have built up an impressive outfit, and good for you. I would have thought you could have spent your time more productively like asking why, given your huge attendance, you must be pound for pound the most disappointing side in the league and why (when it comes to play-offs) you are always the bridesmaid.
Hahaha I like you. Genuinely.
 

B.I.G

Well-Known Member
"All leatherhead fans, players, and officials are cheating cunts."

You fellas are a bunch of hypocrites. Every time there is a 50 50 challenge and your manager plus all 2,000 of you bay go up looking to influence the ref for a red card think about what you're doing. You feel hard done by? Tough. Let me tell you your manager would do the same as did Burgess Hill, Worthing and Cray when some adverse condition came along when they were losing to us. Do we print THE FOG T-shirts for when we play Burgess Hill (where the senior officials were informing the assessed ref of other games that had been cancelled to pressure him to call of a game when the fog was lifting)? No. Your manager will do the same I promise, and you'll go off having a good laugh while you drink organic nettle cider from a jam jar.

You have built up an impressive outfit, and good for you. I would have thought you could have spent your time more productively like asking why, given your huge attendance, you must be pound for pound the most disappointing side in the league and why (when it comes to play-offs) you are always the bridesmaid.
Was it your safety at risk or your player at risk in the fog?

Did their players tweet about how an it would've felt like a win to have it called off?

We spend our time trying to enjoy the football and the experience at the game rather than obsessing about why we aren't in the conference south.

And Leatherhead will continue to cheat while hating people that aren't the same as them. And drinking Captain Morgan and Fosters instead of anything nice.

Concentrate on your chairman and anyone else taking your club for a ride. Good luck with your manager.
 

Christian Burt

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To be fair, I'm definitely now going to use the "pound for pound" analogy for football too.
It would've been particularly apt during those wonderful days of Peter Garland gracing the hallowed turf of Champion Hill.
HempFree gets at least -26 points, however, for cranking up our beloved B.I.G (who should be resting up)
 

Lucy Fur

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"All leatherhead fans, players, and officials are cheating cunts."

You fellas are a bunch of hypocrites. Every time there is a 50 50 challenge and your manager plus all 2,000 of you bay go up looking to influence the ref for a red card think about what you're doing. You feel hard done by? Tough. Let me tell you your manager would do the same as did Burgess Hill, Worthing and Cray when some adverse condition came along when they were losing to us. Do we print THE FOG T-shirts for when we play Burgess Hill (where the senior officials were informing the assessed ref of other games that had been cancelled to pressure him to call of a game when the fog was lifting)? No. Your manager will do the same I promise, and you'll go off having a good laugh while you drink organic nettle cider from a jam jar.

You have built up an impressive outfit, and good for you. I would have thought you could have spent your time more productively like asking why, given your huge attendance, you must be pound for pound the most disappointing side in the league and why (when it comes to play-offs) you are always the bridesmaid.
No one to chat to on your own boards. Awwww. Diddums.
 

Lucy Fur

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So HempFree , you came on here trying to be a smart arse, made a complete muppet of your self, came back and had a little hissy fit. Anymore? Because "I have to say, weve all been very amused by it"
 
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