Dulwich Hamlet Songs - How do they go?

Discussion in 'Dulwich Hamlet FC' started by 000, Jul 10, 2014.

  1. Cyclodunc

    Cyclodunc Where's the slam tent, mate?

    Prognosis........ Negative!
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  2. EDC

    EDC A Slightly Less Invisible Cyber Fan These Days

    Why don't G.I.S.M ever get a mention.
  3. G Man

    G Man Formerly of hard hat fame

    Death Blow
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  4. G Man

    G Man Formerly of hard hat fame

    Doom metal night down Free The Paedos.
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  5. Joe K

    Joe K no al calcio con orchestra di ukulele

    'We can compromise - call it the Swan & Paedo'.
  6. B.I.G

    B.I.G Well-Known Member

    It would be great to do something on Saturday in memory of Garry Shandling. Comrade and fellow lefty.

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  7. Cyclodunc

    Cyclodunc Where's the slam tent, mate?

    The WTF podcast episode that was reposted when Garry died is brilliant. He was a really great interview subject
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  8. Scutta

    Scutta Live Fast Die Bizarre

    Dipo Dipo, your goals are the best
    Dipo Dipo, you out-score the rest
    Dipo Dipo, How could they know?
    Tracksuitmob, We love you so!

    Do do do do, do do do.

    Do do do do, do do do
  9. YTC

    YTC Human Man

    Would be very into turning this tune into a Terrace Anthem.
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  10. G Man

    G Man Formerly of hard hat fame

    "Did he just say melonfarmer?"

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  11. SDE

    SDE Well-Known Member

    There must be a more recent thread for stuff like this but I couldn't find it - and it was muchos fun going back through this little lot - so here's a resurrection and a mini fun addition to the catalogue of random-ness...

    [To 'Club Tropicana' by Wham]

    Reise Allasani
    Goals for free
    He scores another
    There's enough for everyone

    All I see is victory
    Dulwich Hamlet, will win the league
  12. Dulwich Mishi

    Dulwich Mishi Old Skool Terrace Dinosaur-embracing the new-veau!

    There's only one song for that tune, just ask the Old Skool Rabble! ;-) Do you agree Christian Burt ? ;)
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  13. Christian Burt

    Christian Burt Well-Known Member

    The drinks at that particular club are free.
    Sometimes puff is unavailable.
    But do not fear.
    It's Ben.
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  14. B.I.G

    B.I.G Well-Known Member

    I wasn't jealous before we met
    Now every agent I see is a potential threat
    And I'm possessive, it isn't nice
    You've heard me saying that Nyren was my only vice.
    But now it isn't true
    Now everything is new
    And all I've learned
    Has overturned
    I beg of you

    Don't go wasting our possession
    Score, Reise Allassani.

    It was like shooting a sitting duck
    A little shoulder dip, then bang the keeper's stuck.

    I still don't know what you've done with me
    A grown-up person should never fall so easily
    I feel a kind of fear
    When I don't have you near
    I skip my pride
    I beg you Reise

    Don't go wasting our possession
    Score, Reise Allassani

    Don't go wasting our possession
    Score, Reise Allassani.

    We've had a few top strikers
    They didn't last very long and they've been pretty scarce
    I used to think that was sensible
    It makes the truth even more incomprehensible

    'Cause everything is new
    And everything is you
    And all I've learned
    Has overturned
    What can I do?

    Don't go wasting our possession
    Score, Reise Allassani
    Don't go wasting our possession
    Score, Reise Allassani

    Don't go wasting our possession
    Score, Reise Allassani
    Don't go wasting our possession
    Score, Reise Allassani
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  15. Pink Panther

    Pink Panther Well-Known Member

    Club Mishi Morath drinks are free
    Scotch and vodka, there's enough for everyone
    All that's missing is the weed
    But don't worry, here's Ben Miller ...
    *Cue brass instrumental*
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  16. Matt The Cab

    Matt The Cab Live it like you love it

    If this is the song I think it is then.....


    Hated it then, hate it every time I hear it nowadays, hate you cos this is the line that is now on repeat in my head....
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  17. B.I.G

    B.I.G Well-Known Member

    Sequel is out soon. Im sure you, Lester, Baker, Hutty, and Mick have all pre-booked as a group.
  18. clog

    clog she seems to like to nitpick and moan a lot

    Au contraire, this is amazing.
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  19. crocustim

    crocustim Well-Known Member

    Can a couple of musical types learn this on the cowbell and drum please? I don't trust the rabble to keep any sort of rhythm to this.
  20. Matt The Cab

    Matt The Cab Live it like you love it

    Bloody Lightning Seeds!

    Been bugging me all weekend
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  21. B.I.G

    B.I.G Well-Known Member

    :confused: bantz?
  22. B.I.G

    B.I.G Well-Known Member

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  23. B.I.G

    B.I.G Well-Known Member

    Allez Allez Allez!
    Allez Allez A-loooooo!
    We are Dulwich Hamlet
    And we follow Gavin Rose!
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  24. SDE

    SDE Well-Known Member

    Guess we now need to revise the uber alles chant.
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  25. pompeydunc

    pompeydunc Well-Known Member

    Tried that on the roundabout...with little success.

    "And now we are Conference South..."
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  26. Cyclodunc

    Cyclodunc Where's the slam tent, mate?

    The one that caught on from neil was

    Show me the way to truro city
    Eastborne borough, a-and braintree
    wave goodbye to leatherhead
    The conference south's awaiting me.
    Shalalalala-lalala HEY HEY

    Gavin Rose gave it a personal seal of approval.
  27. RabbleLevi

    RabbleLevi Well-Known Member

    Would Love this to be adopted...

    (The Fernando Torres Song)

    His armband proved he was a pink,
    The King of Camberwell it read,
    He likes to score a goal or two, 100 goals he’s Pink and Blue,
    NYREN CLUNIS The King of Camberwell...
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  28. B.I.G

    B.I.G Well-Known Member

    His tracksuit proved he is the best,
    Clunis, Clunis.
    A number 7 on his chest,
    Clunis Clunis.
    He likes to play for me and you,
    100 goals, he’s pink and blue.
    Nyren Clunis,
    The King of Camberwell.
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  29. RabbleLevi

    RabbleLevi Well-Known Member

    Brilliant, Not a Liverpool fan but there is something about this chant I love. Clunis deserves a song like this...
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  30. B.I.G

    B.I.G Well-Known Member

    Get it going in the new season :)

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