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EDC

A Slightly Less Invisible Cyber Fan These Days
Too Old Skool for the majority on here! ;)
It's wrong for me, it's always been "dont dilly dally, etc" at Chelsea as far as I'm convened. The "fuck off bollocks...." is fairly new as I'm aware and I don't like it.
 

Taper

Mark McGann
Right, no fannying around: I've wasted half my morning re-working Electric Wizard's doom metal classic, Funeralopolis, to propel us to the play-offs. I've retained some of the phrases from the original. There's a lot of distorted bass in the song, so that would need some working out on the terraces.


Dog Kennel Hill bus stop, Kinleigh, Folkard, Hayward
Edgar Kail, this world is his tomb
Human zombies, behold the Rabble
No reason to live, keys in the air
Craft beer stealth smuggling, entrance for a pittance
Condemned to be bag searched before they drink
Hundreds are screaming, cross the fucking ball in
This season has died yet no one has seen


Hamletopolis

I don't care, this league means nothing
the play-offs disappearing, my feelings are numb
Faceless masses sat in the Tommy Jover
Frozen solid for the glory of footer
Hadley Property, flash press factories
Corporate maggots feed on the Dultras
Dulwich Hamlet, Tuscany incarnate
Black clouds form to block out the sun


Dog Kennel Bus Stop, dead black asteroid
Edgar Kail, this world is his tomb
Human zombies, behold the Rabble
No reason to live, keys in the air


Dulwich Hamlet
Planet of the dred
Toilets Opposite
Planet of the dead


Craft beer stealth smuggling, entrance for a pittance
Condemned to be bag searched before they drink
Hundreds are screaming, cross the fucking ball in
This season has died yet no one has seen


Dulwich Hamlet
Planet of the dred
Toilets Opposite
Planet of the dead


Hamletopolis
Hamletopolis


Overworked bar staff ready to strike
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Kevin James knees fucked ready to swear
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Ryan Moss explodes into action
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Big Phil Wilson leaps like a salmon
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Nyren Clunis’s seignerual rights over Peckahm
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Ethan Pinnock you’ll never get past him
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Gaffer Gavin Rose twats an apprentice
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight


Fuck
 

Scutta

Live Fast Die Bizarre
Right, no fannying around: I've wasted half my morning re-working Electric Wizard's doom metal classic, Funeralopolis, to propel us to the play-offs. I've retained some of the phrases from the original. There's a lot of distorted bass in the song, so that would need some working out on the terraces.


Dog Kennel Hill bus stop, Kinleigh, Folkard, Hayward
Edgar Kail, this world is his tomb
Human zombies, behold the Rabble
No reason to live, keys in the air
Craft beer stealth smuggling, entrance for a pittance
Condemned to be bag searched before they drink
Hundreds are screaming, cross the fucking ball in
This season has died yet no one has seen

Hamletopolis

I don't care, this league means nothing
the play-offs disappearing, my feelings are numb
Faceless masses sat in the Tommy Jover
Frozen solid for the glory of footer
Hadley Property, flash press factories
Corporate maggots feed on the Dultras
Dulwich Hamlet, Tuscany incarnate
Black clouds form to block out the sun

Dog Kennel Bus Stop, dead black asteroid
Edgar Kail, this world is his tomb
Human zombies, behold the Rabble
No reason to live, keys in the air

Dulwich Hamlet
Planet of the dred
Toilets Opposite
Planet of the dead

Craft beer stealth smuggling, entrance for a pittance
Condemned to be bag searched before they drink
Hundreds are screaming, cross the fucking ball in
This season has died yet no one has seen


Dulwich Hamlet
Planet of the dred
Toilets Opposite
Planet of the dead

Hamletopolis
Hamletopolis

Overworked bar staff ready to strike
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Kevin James knees fucked ready to swear
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Ryan Moss explodes into action
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Big Phil Wilson leaps like a salmon
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Nyren Clunis’s seignerual rights over Peckahm
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Ethan Pinnock you’ll never get past him
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
Gaffer Gavin Rose twats an apprentice
This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight

Fuck
:D:D:D
 

Dulwich Mishi

Old Skool Terrace Dinosaur-embracing the new-veau!
R.I.P.
It's wrong for me, it's always been "dont dilly dally, etc" at Chelsea as far as I'm convened. The "fuck off bollocks...." is fairly new as I'm aware and I don't like it.
Yeah, but you've always been a 'hatchets and hammers, army knives and spanners...' sort of chap... ;)
 

Dulwich Mishi

Old Skool Terrace Dinosaur-embracing the new-veau!
R.I.P.
Amusing, very well written...but I suspect even you know that's a load of bollocks that would never materialise on the terraces for mass singing. Far too long for that, but would certainly fit a niche cliché market for some... ;)
 

GregDHFC

Well-Known Member
Right, no fannying around: I've wasted half my morning re-working Electric Wizard's doom metal classic, Funeralopolis, to propel us to the play-offs. I've retained some of the phrases from the original. There's a lot of distorted bass in the song, so that would need some working out on the terraces.
I can provide the bass, and if we leave the amp out in the uncovered terraces that should provide the distortion, but to make it worth my while you're going to need to re-work more doom classics. If you get started now, we should have a full 90 minute set worked out by the Lewes game.
 

clog

she seems to like to nitpick and moan a lot
It's wrong for me, it's always been "dont dilly dally, etc" at Chelsea as far as I'm convened. The "fuck off bollocks...." is fairly new as I'm aware and I don't like it.
whenever I've heard it over the last 20 years it's been "fuck off bollocks". Dunno if that counts as old school enough.
 

AndyDHFC

Well-Known Member
I think a doom metal DHFC outfit would be a very good successor to previous non-league club based bands.

Who can forget:

'Ha ha hee hee Hayes FC'

and the classic:

'Nigel wants his slippers back'
 

Taper

Mark McGann
Yes, enough.

Turns out to have been quite a doom themed morning as my Bongripper t-shirt has just arrived from the US. Might wear it for the Lewes game.
 

Dulwich Mishi

Old Skool Terrace Dinosaur-embracing the new-veau!
R.I.P.
I think a doom metal DHFC outfit would be a very good successor to previous non-league club based bands.

Who can forget:

'Ha ha hee hee Hayes FC'

and the classic:

'Nigel wants his slippers back'
For those who haven't got a scooby what Andy is on about...many moons ago Slough Town fans had their own band, with songs about their club. Not chants, but proper musical ditties, they did gigs and sold tapes. Wish I still had them.
At one point Hamlet fan Northern Roger lived in the flat above mine. I had been on the piss with Andy, and I invited him in after the pubs shut for some cans, and put some of their taps on...full blast, as we sang them drunkenly at the top of our pisshead voices.
Apparently Roger didn't get much sleep upstairs that night... ;-)
 

Joe K

no al calcio con orchestra di ukulele
Pop quiz: guess the Dulwich fans from the Black Metal names. You're not allowed to refer back to the generator, and have to use their message board names for added 'fun'.

Sighing Grave Candle
Doomed Hallucination
Acid Witchcraft
Sleeping Witchcraft
Doomed Orchid
Planetary Witch
Black Witch
Sleeping Grave
 

Latahs

Well-Known Member
Smoky Snake.... but it doesn't really count as Latahs is a doom band name.

The other doom band I was in was called Wychweed (-yeah I know!!)
 

Joe K

no al calcio con orchestra di ukulele
Smoky Snake.... but it doesn't really count as Latahs is a doom band name.

The other doom band I was in was called Wychweed (-yeah I know!!)
Haha. Up there with Super Hans' ill-starred skunk rock band Executioner's Bong.
 
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