Duffy. Just go away. Now!

[twistedAM]

That's Duffy applying some NIVEA before taking a sip of DIET COKE.

to pep her up to record a charity record for War Child just to show that she's erm whatever

 

[Maggot]

Duffy is a thick little poptart, Iggy is a poor old one.

Duffy has never portrayed herself as an anti-establishment wild child, whereas Iggy has.


And Iggy's not poor.


And Duffy's not thick.

 

[Geri]

I like her, I saw her on TV at Glastonbury, she seemed down to earth and she sang well live.

I would have no qualms advertising stuff if I was famous. I would definitely advertise Heineken Export and Welch's Purple Grape Juice.

 

[twistedAM]

And Duffy's not thick.

How do you know that? I know her manager and she's clever.

 

[madzone]

I like her, I saw her on TV at Glastonbury, she seemed down to earth and she sang well live.

I would have no qualms advertising stuff if I was famous. I would definitely advertise Heineken Export and Welch's Purple Grape Juice.

I knew you'd like her

 

[Dj TAB]

Well this thread surely needed a massive Bump after this awful woman scooped three awards at the Brits.



WHY?


What is it with this faux-retro-shite-pop sung by some snivelling bint who sounds like she's singing out of her nose....?

...and just don't fucking start me on Amy Whingehouse and Adele of the fucking pavement....

 

[pk]

Well this thread surely needed a massive Bump after this awful woman scooped three awards at the Brits.



WHY?


What is it with this faux-retro-shite-pop sung by some snivelling bint who sounds like she's singing out of her nose....?

...and just don't fucking start me on Amy Whingehouse and Adele of the fucking pavement....

Where is Amy Whinearse these days??

 

[Dj TAB]

Where is Amy Whinearse these days??

...why should we give a fuck? In fact the closer she is to being dead the less likely it is she will ever pollute my ears again.

 

[pk]

...why should we give a fuck? In fact the closer she is to being dead the less likely it is she will ever pollute my ears again.

Not strictly true. If she turns toes-up she'll be on the radio every day for a year, in some Diana-esque crocodile tears media guilt quandry.

 

[electrogirl]

I quite like her. I liked her album, it was a nice pop album.

She sung weirdly at the Brits though.

I feel sorry for her hairdo though.

 

[5t3IIa]

The diet coke advert is painful. The singing is dreadful and she looks very very weird on that bike :shudder:

 

[Yetman]

More gratuitous Duffy pictures.

She looks a bit like Daniella Westbrook before she snorted £100,000 of cocaine and made her septum vanish...

Fucking hell yeah - on the new Coke billboard ads she looks like Jordan! Which is a bit of a pisser for coke I suppose, they could have saved themselves a few quid there.

 

[pk]

Fucking hell yeah - on the new Coke billboard ads she looks like Jordan! Which is a bit of a pisser for coke I suppose, they could have saved themselves a few quid there.

They only work with people who have a sense of dignity though... which excludes Jordan.

Though in the past they've worked with Elton John (who's grin at the end of the commercial betrays the misery he went through with the Real Thing).

 

[STFC]

When she sang on The Brits last last night it sounded like her nose was all blocked up.

 

[hektik]

she looks a bit like how i imagine matthew horne would look like if he dragged up:

 

[DotCommunist]

Our campaigns are well known for tapping into a powerful social and cultural zeitgeist

I smell the peculiar brand of shite that issues from the mouths of 'creatives'

 

[Awesome Wells]

Who is Duffy?

 

[dogmatique]

Sterling Duffy performance! WHAT A VOICE!!!

 

[May Kasahara]

being able to apply flicky eyeliner doesn't make you dusty springfield.

 

[nino_savatte]

got this in an email bulletin....

Duffy will star in a new Europe-wide Diet Coke ad campaign, a fact on which I can think of absolutely nothing to say. So let's cut straight to the customary quotes.

Duffy: "I love the attitude of this new Diet Coke ad. I drink so much of the stuff, they were either going to give me shares in the company or put me in the advert".

Coke Marketing Director Cathryn Sleight: "We have a strong heritage in creating entertaining and memorable advertising for 'diet Coke' that is loved by our female fans. Our campaigns are well known for tapping into a powerful social and cultural zeitgeist and Duffy is a great embodiment of today's modern female attitudes. She has a strong appeal with our core female audience and we're confident that this campaign will become just as iconic as previous 'diet Coke' advertising campaigns".

Brilliant.

 

[nino_savatte]

being able to apply flicky eyeliner doesn't make you dusty springfield.

Exactly, Duffy is no Dusty...there can only be ONE Dusty!

 

[sojourner]

being able to apply flicky eyeliner doesn't make you dusty springfield.