Drugs in work. in particular Cocaine

[AndrewNumLock]

Can you actually function properly when on coke?

Does it not affect your memory or inhibit you in some way?

 

[colacubes]

In my case I had been boxed all night, and decided that rather than throwing a sickie, I would bosh the last of the base and head into work......

Couldn't concentrate on anything for more than 9 seconds, and kept running into the bogs for a wank, before remembering that I shouldn't really be having amphetamine wanks in the work toilet, returning to my desk, then 9 seconds later deciding I needed a wank...........etc.

It was a long and unproductive day.

Done it once. Never again. There is nothing worse that sitting on a checkout at Sainburys whizzing your tits off having been up for 40 hours straight.

Wanking's not really an option either

 

[The Groke]

Done it once. Never again. There is nothing worse that sitting on a checkout at Sainburys whizzing your tits off having been up for 40 hours straight.

Wanking's not really an option either

wanking is always an option.

 

[sleaterkinney]

I know of an investment bank where a memo went around telling the traders to stop doing coke at their desks.