Drug dealer suspect in custody since January while police waits for him to poo
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Mumbles274
running from law and the press and the parents
And when he does go someone will have to sift through his huge fucking mound 
Do that thing where you put your right hand under your left arm pit. Move your left arm vigorously to make a farting noise with the trapped air.
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
'Oh, hi, is that Hercules? You know, that thing you did with the Augean Stables, well erm, do you do consultancy work?'And when he does go someone will have to sift through his huge fucking mound
Mumbles274
running from law and the press and the parents
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
You've now given me a mental image of a clenching drug dealer in a cell, confronted by 2 coppers doing armpit farts in unison. Thanks.
You've now given me a mental image of a clenching drug dealer in a cell, confronted by 2 coppers doing armpit farts in unison. Thanks.
Haha- so have I & each one bursting out in laughter after they've done it, before menacingly turning to the suspect & telling them to get on with the job.
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
Lemmy used to tell (somewhat tall) tales about Hawkwind hitting particular notes on their audio generators which could knock members of the audience out cold. Give Dave Brock a ring, couple of tweaks...
nogojones
spelling is overrated
with a chiselAnd when he does go someone will have to sift through his huge fucking mound
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
I'm still confused as to how he's managed to hold it in for this long.
Or what the point of him doing so is, unless he's hoping the police get bored? (they don't get bored, they are happy to sit in and have a cup of tea)
Or what the point of him doing so is, unless he's hoping the police get bored? (they don't get bored, they are happy to sit in and have a cup of tea)
joustmaster
offcumdun
will this count as time served?
cheesethief
Well-Known Member
Why don't they just X-ray him? Surely they could do that, even if they had to justify it as being in the interests of his health.
Pickman's model
sunset spires and twilight woods
d'you recall the arsequake movement of the early '90s?
Mumbles274
running from law and the press and the parents
No, but i wish i did. Sounds hilarious
Mumbles274
running from law and the press and the parents
Consent to medical procedure I guess
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
popo waiting for poopoo
Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
What for?
Pickman's model
sunset spires and twilight woods
what do you normally x-ray people for?
e2a: i'm going to get my dinner now, so you've 20 minutes to think about it.
Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
Broken bones.
Some joke about stool pigeon. Maybe involving 'doing bird'. As far as I got.
Pickman's model
sunset spires and twilight woods
Yeh. Crap radiologist you'd make, chuck
Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
What I mean is an x-ray would find a foreign object, but it wouldn't be proof that this object was some drugs, so it wouldn't be much use.
Pickman's model
sunset spires and twilight woods
it might add weight to their arguments for continued detention if they discovered some pill-shaped objects of unknown composition or apparent plastic material in his gut: or it could demonstrate that yer man's continued detention was not necessary if no such material was discovered.
Pickman's model
sunset spires and twilight woods
if he is released without charge and sues the police he'd likely walk away with tens of thousands.
moochedit
Why isn't the christmas forum open yet?
Yes i think they normally count from the day he is arrested.
moochedit
Why isn't the christmas forum open yet?
I read in one of the news reports they have offered both an x-ray and laxitives to him but they can't force him to do either of those options.
Pickman's model
sunset spires and twilight woods
and why would he, when every hour he spends in custody might end up being more compo?
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