Discussion in 'UK politics, current affairs and news' started by T & P, Feb 9, 2018.
A curious observation from someone who rarely posts more than one line.
I like short posts well enough
I meant actual murder. They've offed him and they're covering it up.
Toilet-strike drugs suspect case dropped
Justice for the Brixton Non-Shitter. ✊
nice one for update!!!
So he was held on suspicion and hadn't actually swallowed anything?
hope he gets massive compo and a big welcome home party
No I dont think we can say that, and they are being coy about what happened in hospital (the nothing was passed comment relates to his stay in custody, not the treatment in hospital).
More likely what happened here is the authorities shat themselves before he did.
At least there was some sort of droppings going on.
Explains why it all went quiet.
They nicked him again later anyway.
Hope he finally let go in he back of a police car
Whole thing is a victory for mad, bonkers, determination, to the point of fucking his own health up. Same time, the Met are not going to chalk this up to experience. Along with the intent to supply charge, he can expect a bit of ongoing scrutiny from the met.
I would just like to point out that (according to my calculations from teh dates in the story) I got the above post right pretty much to the exact day.
They will be keen to secure a conviction so that these events do not encourage others to block the passage of justice.
The 21st century's answer to ¡No pasaran!
They certainly don't want to go down that road again.
He's made Brixton proud.
Brixton drug suspect smashes the record for refusing to poo in custody after an astonishing 47 days
Looks like it.
Look out for the water pressure in central Brixton and start filling pans in advance. Given the local water problems this week it might struggle when he gets home and visits the smallest room
Gas emissions could be in for sudden rise too.
Incoming "Brixton crack-berg" news item from Thames Water...
I expect he'll find business is slow for a while as his usual clientele wonder how their product has been stored for the last few weeks.
I bet they wish they hadn't started the daily tweets now They probably thought he would last another 5 or 6 days at the most.
Perhaps he'll allow them to inspect the premises to allay any concerns
I hope he's taken a photo of the glistening hard baked turd monster and hasn't ruptured a nobby and bled out in the comfort of his own water closet
He's out on bail. Perhaps he could pop into the ecuadorian embassy and ask for asylum.
He didn't shit the whole time, guess the party will be in his khazi then
its going to be like a deleted scene from Team America
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