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Drug dealer suspect in custody since January while police waits for him to poo

Discussion in 'UK politics, current affairs and news' started by T & P, Feb 9, 2018.

  1. squirrelp

    squirrelp Banned Banned

    A curious observation from someone who rarely posts more than one line.
  2. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model funhouse thrills

    I like short posts well enough
  3. Fez909

    Fez909 toilet expert

    I meant actual murder. They've offed him and they're covering it up.
  4. Schmetterling

    Schmetterling I saw something nasty in the woodshed!

  5. ddraig

    ddraig dros ben llestri

    nice one for update!!! :cool:

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  6. Rutita1

    Rutita1 Scum with no integrity, apparently.

  7. ddraig

    ddraig dros ben llestri

    hope he gets massive compo and a big welcome home party
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  8. elbows

    elbows WoeTimer

    No I dont think we can say that, and they are being coy about what happened in hospital (the nothing was passed comment relates to his stay in custody, not the treatment in hospital).

    More likely what happened here is the authorities shat themselves before he did.

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  9. cybershot

    cybershot Well-Known Member

    At least there was some sort of droppings going on.

    Explains why it all went quiet.
    Last edited: Mar 7, 2018
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  10. elbows

    elbows WoeTimer

    They nicked him again later anyway.

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  11. Ax^

    Ax^ Silly Rabbit

    Hope he finally let go in he back of a police car
  12. Wilf

    Wilf Trying to keep up

    Whole thing is a victory for mad, bonkers, determination, to the point of fucking his own health up. Same time, the Met are not going to chalk this up to experience. Along with the intent to supply charge, he can expect a bit of ongoing scrutiny from the met.
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  13. rutabowa

    rutabowa YUPPIES OUT

    I would just like to point out that (according to my calculations from teh dates in the story) I got the above post right pretty much to the exact day.
  14. elbows

    elbows WoeTimer

    They will be keen to secure a conviction so that these events do not encourage others to block the passage of justice.
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  15. Fez909

    Fez909 toilet expert

    The 21st century's answer to ¡No pasaran!

  16. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model funhouse thrills

  17. Wilf

    Wilf Trying to keep up

    They certainly don't want to go down that road again. :(
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  18. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

  19. 8ball

    8ball I am Spasticus

    Looks like it.
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  20. Voley

    Voley Peaceful Oat Goblin

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  21. colacubes

    colacubes Well-Known Member

    Look out for the water pressure in central Brixton and start filling pans in advance. Given the local water problems this week it might struggle when he gets home and visits the smallest room :eek::D
  22. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    Gas emissions could be in for sudden rise too.
  23. Fez909

    Fez909 toilet expert

    Incoming "Brixton crack-berg" news item from Thames Water...
  24. 8ball

    8ball I am Spasticus

    I expect he'll find business is slow for a while as his usual clientele wonder how their product has been stored for the last few weeks.
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  25. moochedit

    moochedit Mr Mooched It

    I bet they wish they hadn't started the daily tweets now :D They probably thought he would last another 5 or 6 days at the most.
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  26. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model funhouse thrills

    Perhaps he'll allow them to inspect the premises to allay any concerns
  27. bellaozzydog

    bellaozzydog Well-Known Member

    I hope he's taken a photo of the glistening hard baked turd monster and hasn't ruptured a nobby and bled out in the comfort of his own water closet
    Last edited: Mar 7, 2018
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  28. moochedit

    moochedit Mr Mooched It

    He's out on bail. Perhaps he could pop into the ecuadorian embassy and ask for asylum. :p
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  29. He didn't shit the whole time, guess the party will be in his khazi then :thumbs:
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  30. pesh

    pesh Well-Known Member

    its going to be like a deleted scene from Team America

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