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Discussion in 'transport' started by hash tag, Mar 11, 2014.

  1. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    Audi is the new (has replaced the) BMW
  2. Sitting pretty at the top of the tree dude.
  3. T & P

    T & P |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

    He should have got himself one of these stickers...

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  4. 2hats


    To encourage them to pull out into oncoming traffic?
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  5. 2hats


    The great thing about Audi’s is they come with a factory fitted sign to indicate a dick is ahead of or behind you (thoughtfully they are mirror reversible).

    Last edited: Aug 11, 2017
  6. Poi E

    Poi E Pessimism: a valuable protection against quackery.

    Audi do seem to be the choice of junior gangsters around our parts, with BMW dropping to Toyota levels of blandness.
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  7. Keepin' it classy


    Last edited: Aug 25, 2017
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  8. cupid_stunt

    cupid_stunt & dyslexic cnut.

    Fucking hell. :eek:
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  9. 2hats


    Are you sure that isn’t just one of those Ghanaian coffins? (Hmm might have just discoveryed something there). Bring out your brain dead?
  10. scum

    what is it about the land/range rover brand that appeals so much to utter arseholes ? I had to have a word some a cunt in one last week who sat outside my house with the diesel engine ticking over for an hour as he waited for his mrs. An hour
  11. sleaterkinney

    sleaterkinney Well-Known Member

  12. Teaboy

    Teaboy It definitely looks brighter over there..

  13. SpookyFrank

    SpookyFrank Somewhere under the raincloud

    In a 400 yard stretch of road, and only on my side, I just passed three cars parked at bus stops. It's rush hour and this is one of the main roads into the city centre for buses and indeed everyone else. One of the cars had a completely unattended infant child in the front seat.
  14. cupid_stunt

    cupid_stunt & dyslexic cnut.

    Should have grabbed it, that would teach them.
  15. SpookyFrank

    SpookyFrank Somewhere under the raincloud

    If it was related to the driver then it presumably had a whole range of inherited defects.
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  16. cupid_stunt

    cupid_stunt & dyslexic cnut.

    e-bay >>>
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  17. SpookyFrank

    SpookyFrank Somewhere under the raincloud

    "1 careless owner..."
  18. Could give it to the Mccanns. The driver would learn a lesson, the Mccanns can stop banging on now they have a replacement and the Express can get back to mourning Diana.
    Last edited: Aug 25, 2017
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  19. cupid_stunt

    cupid_stunt & dyslexic cnut.

  20. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

  21. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    You believe that? No one else appeared to.
  22. fishfinger

    fishfinger تپلی

    Audi driver - it's compulsory to ban them.
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  23. A1 though, hardly quality road-cunt material.
  24. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    The car or the driver?

    (gets coat)
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  25. You'll like this hash tag, Frau Bahn got a speeding ticket in the post today, same fucking camera that I got done with.
  26. T & P

    T & P |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

    I remember someone telling me once that you could be prosecuted for being 'in charge of a vehicle whilst drunk' for merely being in the driver's seat even if the car was parked with the engine off and no key in the contact. It sounds as being in the front passenger seat can also get you prosecuted.

    I suppose such law exists to deal with drunk drivers who stop their car and switch seats if signalled to stop by a police patrol. It'd be a cunt's trick if someone who, say, had driven to a campsite or festival hours earlier and had since got drunk was seen sitting in their car listening to the radio or sleeping, and got done for it if the car hadn't moved.
  27. Santino

    Santino lovelier than lovely

    I knew this from watching the 1980s sitcom Three Up, Two Down.
  28. existentialist

    existentialist Spartacus? No, never heard of him.

    It's an issue for camper van owners. Strictly speaking, if your vehicle is on, or near a public highway, and you're in the back, pissed and asleep, you can be breathalysed and charged.
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