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My exact thoughts.

I would rather attend every home game at UP wearing a Sheff Utd shirt than go anywhere near the witch!


My GF said that we could only have a FFM 3some if DM was involved (or someone that looked just like her....)
 
My GF said that we could only have a FFM 3some if DM was involved (or someone that looked just like her....)

Lol

As a straight man I can honestly say I'd rather have a sexual encounter with Peter Jones than DM.
 
Now there is a question!

Death or sex with one of the Dragons. Which would it be and if sex which dragon?

As a straight man I'd choose sex with Duncan Bannatyne. Sorry Deborah, but not with a barge pole.
 
Has anyone noticed that Theo ALWAYS trys to break anything that he thinks he possibly can? If he manages (even if its after considerable effort....) then he slates the product and says he is out. If you brought in a flip phone, he'd snap it in a second. Lamp? He'd be smashing the fucker round your head, acting genuinely insulted whilst shouting "I'M FUCKING OUT"
 
I just read Theo's book. "Enter the Dragon"

Two night time (just before sleeping) sessions and it was done.

He claimed on the cover "how I transformed my life and how you can too"

Nonsense, its dedicated a good 30-40% to football and his involvement with Milwall. How is that going to help anyone transform their life !! ??????
 
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